Reposted by Veruca's AltThe Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 8hOozing into an alternate timeline 051
Reposted by Veruca's Altmike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 7hmy cats are so starving that they might have to eat the fresh perfectly good food out of the bowl they don't like 0176
Reposted by Veruca's AltHarbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 7hI forget what 8 was for… 2114
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 9h"She is like a cat in the dark And then she is the darkness" 3283
Reposted by Veruca's AltDoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 11hThe plastic fangs stay in during sex 11811
Reposted by Veruca's AltBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sisyphus changing out the boulder for a giant prize winning pumpkin for spooky season 211147
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's a great day for a horror movie marathon and some good food. 6382
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, so at this point, I should be able to join the Avengers. 1337
Reposted by Veruca's Altsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again 5351104
Reposted by Veruca's AltPenny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026WOODCHIPPER 152
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me, waking up this morning, October 1ststatic.klipy.comMichael Myers Halloween 4ALT: Michael Myers Halloween 4 15411
Reposted by Veruca's Altcrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When the going gets tough, I make wisecracks. 05027
Reposted by Veruca's AltSteve @sjcmanuel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We killed disco. I have no doubt you can kill AI music. 083
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There's no such thing as too much Italian bread. 2123522
Reposted by Veruca's AltReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The postman shouldn’t ring twice. Once is enough. Twice and you’re playing with it. 083
Reposted by Veruca's AltPeridot @goodvibes2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Carrying whole galaxies beneath my tired ribcage…. 0115
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The sound of the rain falling softly on the skylight of my soul. 1376
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nope, not paying $20 for a loaf of bread, no matter how cute your sourdough starter's name is. 5509
Reposted by Veruca's Altgeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 24/09/2026have we tried making the diodes emit anything else like happiness perhaps 283
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If corporations are people, then they are psychopaths: they only care about themselves, they lack empathy, they have a grandiose sense of self worth, they exhibit pathological deceit, and they have no problem harming others for their own benefit. 2449
Reposted by Veruca's AltNuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Do I have anything to add? You're going to regret giving me an opening, bud. 13620
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Gonna start a new Costco sample cart called Try Me, Bitch. 37524
Reposted by Veruca's AltThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My Irishman jokes are great for the ten people who managed to sit through it 292
Reposted by Veruca's Altash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The eyes are the red flags of the soul. 17534
Reposted by Veruca's AltBram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026UPS slogan: What can brown do for you? Cologuard exec: We’ve found our shipper! 0238
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We have fucked society totally...I saw teens at a bus stop, faces all in their individual cell phones, no social interaction, what the fuck are we even doing? 7363
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gagged on one of my pills, reminded me of you. 5477
Reposted by Veruca's AltJ¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026🎶hello soup weather my old friend🎶 0112
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's rainy and dreary, perfect day for a horror movie marathon. 5509
Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Woke up with a song that reminds me of you stuck in my head. 5263
Reposted by Veruca's AlttiffAH! Real Monster @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026witchin’* in the kitchen *eating cookies and drinking wine 2332
Reposted by Veruca's AltJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That’s a nice pizza picture you posted. It’s a shame you didn’t order me one. 1295
Reposted by Veruca's AltParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I wore a new perfume today. An 80+ year old man at the antique mall told me I smelled nice. I've still got it, y'all! 310824
Reposted by Veruca's Altmike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026microdosing dissociating by zoning out 0155