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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 8h
Oozing into an alternate timeline
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 7h
an old spot
photo taken from inside graffiti covered tunnel looking out to trees that have turned colors like orange and yellow and brown for fall and have mostly lost all of their leaves already
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mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 7h
my cats are so starving that they might have to eat the fresh perfectly good food out of the bowl they don't like
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 7h
I forget what 8 was for…
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 9h
"She is like a cat in the dark And then she is the darkness"
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 11h
The plastic fangs stay in during sex
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sisyphus changing out the boulder for a giant prize winning pumpkin for spooky season
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a great day for a horror movie marathon and some good food.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, so at this point, I should be able to join the Avengers.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fall colored trees on the water,  "i waited all year for the world to look like this"
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photoguy.bsky.social @photoguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WOODCHIPPER
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't right now, I'm bloodmaxxxing.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me, waking up this morning, October 1st
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Michael Myers Halloween 4
ALT: Michael Myers Halloween 4
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the going gets tough, I make wisecracks.
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Steve @sjcmanuel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We killed disco. I have no doubt you can kill AI music.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's no such thing as too much Italian bread.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not feeling this entire week* *life
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The postman shouldn’t ring twice. Once is enough. Twice and you’re playing with it.
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Peridot @goodvibes2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Carrying whole galaxies beneath my tired ribcage….
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The sound of the rain falling softly on the skylight of my soul.
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🇨🇦 NanaGale @nanagale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Rex @theonlyorbei.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the warfare is mental.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nope, not paying $20 for a loaf of bread, no matter how cute your sourdough starter's name is.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I'm not sick, but I'm not well"
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 24/09/2026
have we tried making the diodes emit anything else like happiness perhaps
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That Shawn Guy @hulsopp3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If corporations are people, then they are psychopaths: they only care about themselves, they lack empathy, they have a grandiose sense of self worth, they exhibit pathological deceit, and they have no problem harming others for their own benefit.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do go on (No, don't)
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‎ @handle.invalid · 23/09/2026
it's crazy how events can occur
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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do I have anything to add? You're going to regret giving me an opening, bud.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gonna start a new Costco sample cart called Try Me, Bitch.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sign of the day:
If history repeats itself. I'm so getting a dinosaur
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Irishman jokes are great for the ten people who managed to sit through it
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The eyes are the red flags of the soul.
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Amelia Fitzrovia @ameliafitzrovia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
UPS slogan: What can brown do for you? Cologuard exec: We’ve found our shipper!
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Wake up, you need to make money!"
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We have fucked society totally...I saw teens at a bus stop, faces all in their individual cell phones, no social interaction, what the fuck are we even doing?
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally fall
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gagged on one of my pills, reminded me of you.
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎶hello soup weather my old friend🎶
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a stoner, all my good fortune is potluck.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's rainy and dreary, perfect day for a horror movie marathon.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Woke up with a song that reminds me of you stuck in my head.
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tiffAH! Real Monster @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
witchin’* in the kitchen *eating cookies and drinking wine
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s a nice pizza picture you posted. It’s a shame you didn’t order me one.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wore a new perfume today. An 80+ year old man at the antique mall told me I smelled nice. I've still got it, y'all!
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mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
microdosing dissociating by zoning out
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