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Hand Warmer

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Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And have renamed my donut eating habit as 'super intelligence'
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have signed an accord to 'self-police' my donut eating habit lol.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ME: All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again because HD was a sorcerer and turned all the horses and men into bloodthirsty centaurs armed with swords and pitchforks and sent them to kill the king for his insolence WIFE: *takes the baby from me*
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/09/2026
The Golden Age is going so well, Americans are nostalgic for 2008.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🛍🛒💪🔨
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FARMER: any questions? ME: do sheep give birth out of their eweterus? FARMER: *hits me with a shovel*
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Suiseki (水石) are small naturally occurring or shaped rocks which are appreciated for their aesthetic or decorative value. It's also the name of the art of arranging them into meaningful forms. [📸 Szilajka Erzsébet] Original post
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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PapaSea @papasea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
picked up some video james today
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8Bit’s👾 @8bittanookisuit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love old stuff! I’m currently playing through Elden Ring, and it’s great, but playing something from my childhood, gives me the warm and fuzzies. Gaming can be lots of things, and I really like that.
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SpaceCandi 🍭 @spacecandi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is one of my faaaaaavourites~ ❤️ Playing Dark Cloud on PlayStation 2 changed me for sure. Just something about that fortune telling 🎃😏 But for realsies, I love this game so so much. I haven’t played the second game, but I’ve been told I need to! Even if it’s different—
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been asked by enough people to do one of these, so here it is 😎
My 9 games

TMNT 2 the arcade game 
Diablo 2 
Animal Crossing 
WrestleMania 2000
Quest 64 
Joe Montana Sports Talk Football
Mario Golf Toadstool Tour
Castlevania Circle of the moon
Worms Armageddon
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Trey Nobles 🥁 @treynobles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best way to play Metroid Prime Origins
Playing Metroid Prime Origins on the CRT
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think about this 5 star review a lot
A 5 star review for Samsung that says "Samsung you guys are fuckjng trassshhhhhh"
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kosmii 🏳️‍⚧️ @mykosmii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Different times, man..
An excerpt from "Game On! The 50 Greatest Video Games Of All Time". It reads:

Play it now!
Pac-Man is available for most mobile phones - but perhaps the best way to play it these days is as an unlockable bonus in Ridge Racer 6 on Xbox 360. It doesn't really benefit from high- definition televisions, though.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I bought a bottle of pills that cure laziness but they have a child-proof lid so maybe next time.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I hate when I think I’m buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they’re just regular donuts.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 22/09/2026
These are on sale at the UN gift shop.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Devastating news for people who breathe air.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
PLATO: Knowledge is the food of the soul. FORKO (TO SPOONO): Get a load of this guy WIFE (TO ME): Just. Eat. Your. Meal.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ME: *finally gets my ducks in a row* LIFE: *sprinkles little pieces of bread everywhere*
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Bowl of Lentils @bowloflentils.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm a day late, but happy anniversary to the GameCube! I grew up playing games on my family's PC and the consoles owned by my older brother, but the GameCube was the first system I owned myself. It was a birthday gift from my late grandparents and I still vividly remember going to buy it with them.
My original GameCube with several games stacked underneath it.

Super Mario Sunshine
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Mega Man Anniversary Collection 
Super Mario Strikers
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
MC Groovz Dance Craze
Mario Party 5
Phantasy Star Online Episodes I & II
Viewtiful Joe
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Pikimin 2
Metroid Prime

Star Fox Assault
Resident Evil
Soulcalibur II
Resident Evil Zero
Chibi-Robo
Star Fox Adventures
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Love Me, I'm Illiberal @junjidevito.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally seeing what the fuss is with this poker game
Balatro running on a modded New Nintendo 3DS XL.
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 15/09/2026
Happy 25 years to the Nintendo GameCube
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
911: what's the emergency? ME: we're out of bacon 911: not really sure how we can help ME: I need a hambulance
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Retronauts @retronauts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Technically not a cube, but it definitely had game: Nintendo launched the GameCube on this day in 2001.
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Purple GameCube Console & Games
Alt: Purple GameCube animation with a stack of games (Luigi's Mansion is on top)
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Machina X Flayon 🪫 HOLOSTARS EN @machinaxflayon.holostars.tv · 13/09/2026
I watched Obsession Such an uncomfortable movie...
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ME: I fight fire with fire 911: do you need us to send a truck? ME: yes please
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Retro Dream @retrodream.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Alone in the Dark, 1992, running on my IBM PS/2. This genial game invented the survival horror formula years before the term became famous. Polygonal characters, fixed cinematic cameras, puzzles, monsters and counted resources.
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scubapopeye.bsky.social @scubapopeye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One of the things I love about watching older movies is seeing stars before they got famous. Try it some time and watch the others in scene. You’d be surprised.
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Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · 10/09/2026
Metroid Dread (2021) Metroid Ravenous (2027)
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous announced out Jan 28th
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PETER GABRIEL: shock the monkey ZOOKEEPER: absolutely not
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Sarah E. Bond @sarahebond.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our six-year old asked, for the first time, if she could stay up late to read in her bed under the covers with a light. All while her nerd parents are just standing there with misty and prideful eyes. It’s happening!
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Girl, are you a dinosaur because Jurassissic.
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/09/2026
Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount — a Skydance Capitulation.”
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Sharkmeister77 @sharkmeister77.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Achai @achai.bark.how · 09/09/2026
you don't need a Nintendo Switch 2 to play Elden Ring btw
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/09/2026
Even the crickets were embarrassed.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Got the birds in my neighborhood their own phones so that they’d stay in bed a little longer.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think my cats are upset because I only feed them every time they ask.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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ella🌦️👻 @ninto55.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it’s important that you don’t mix up giant spiders and huge spiders, these are important distinctions
picture of my game boy color playing wizardry, my party is fighting 4 giant spiders and 4 huge spiders. only one spider is displayed on screen and the scale is ambiguous on the black background.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Robin Williams & John Ritter in 1979
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fravery.bsky.social @fravery.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Asan Ginkgo Tree Road, South Korea
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's almost time.
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Welcome to Billionaires Club. Please take someone else's seat.
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Alex🍄‍🟫(Spookakuna👻) @katakuna.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is finally relevant to me
A screenshot from a Digimon game with a picture of an old man with a dialogue box saying “I’m 30 years old.”
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