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Bimbo Saggins

@bitzydimbo.bsky.social
2.9K followers 1.3K following 2.6K posts

titanium spine • 52 yo handicapable divorcee 🇨🇦 linktr.ee/bitzydimbo 🔞 no ppv 💋 my skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ytcikiemif…

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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
i'm back, what did i miss?
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Not One Seat @notoneseat.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Toronto. It's time to get this done. Vote Ford out. Turnout will make the difference. Get your people to the polls. Volunteer for a candidate to get out the vote. NotOneSeat.ca #TOpoli #ONpoli #ONelxn #NotOneSeat #UniteTheVote #VoteFordOut
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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
You know.. Gotta tell ya.. I'm not usually this upbeat *continues digging bunker*
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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
fyi: it's gained traction!
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Whenever you feel lonesome, just look to the north star and think of me- no not that star, the other one, the north one- NORTH you fucking idiot
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Anyanka @quitabunnies.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Hello fellow Canadians - let's get elon musk's canadian citizenship revoked. Remember to verify your email fter signing 🥰🇨🇦 www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Sign this Petition - Petitions
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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
take a break from the doomscroll, go for a doomstroll.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Stop wasting time trying to keep people in your life. Those who belong there will always be there. Everyone else can suck rocks.
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Rob from Carleton @notpierre.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I’ll just leave this here!
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
You can watch porn at 25 times the speed as it won't affect the plot's comprehension
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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
the dismantling of democracy will continue until morale implodes.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
SPOILER ALERT “Captain America: Brave New World” is a movie about a red-orange tinged monster President that cannot control his rage and destroys the White House & embarrasses the nation. He ends up doing the right thing when confronted by a black man. My review: ridiculous & unrelatable
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
growing hooves and horns turns you into a minotaur
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Nikaaaaaaaah! 👻🎃 @mxnectarine.polycule-slut.cloud · 22/02/2025
of course Hooters is filing for bankruptcy, it’s 2025 grandpa, we eat ass now
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Jennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
However do you want me. However do you need me. 😊🤞🦋
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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If you're an anti-capitalist baby boomer, please know that I fucking love you. You are a rare and precious legend. I'm so sorry that you were left alone to deal with these bootlickers from your generation for so long. I can't imagine how exhausting it must've been. Thank you for holding the line.
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Mark Gilliland @markzen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Mentally and emotionally occupying myself.
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Sum1 @sumthingtosay.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Just some snowdrops
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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Fun fact: I am related to a couple of popes. It’s way back in the middle ages, but I’m related nonetheless.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Scaring people into quitting didn’t work, so now it’s a new game. X isn’t for gov’t business, and not replying to an email isn’t a legal resignation. We could’ve had housing help, tax breaks for workers, and better healthcare. Instead, we’re stuck with this.
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Indigo Girl @skybluesea.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Try and imagine no cellular service in North America. How to cripple a country in the year 2025.
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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!
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Nyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
an angler fish in the darkest depths, birthed with it’s own light, in human form… be like an angler fish. be comfortable within both.
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I’m the reason why “size matters” is still a debate.
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Matt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
One day you’re driving an ‘80 Chevy Malibu with a girl beside you on the bench seat with your arm around her with the windows down and Def Leppard pounding on the stereo and the next thing you know you have brush your teeth immediately after eating popcorn. Life moves fast
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thunk2much @thunk2much.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Not overdoing it, not underdoing it, a "secret" third thing (not doing it at all)
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Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I have two cartons of eggs in my fridge baby *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
DOCTOR: If you keep taking these pills you're gonna get really constipated! PATIENT: Oh yea? Well, I don't give a shit! RS
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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The professional way to say "fuck around and find out" is "Please, test that assumption and then take note of the results"
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phil @philjamesson.com · 22/02/2025
bro no wonder you got hoisted on your own petard. you forgot to gird your loins dude
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
It feels like people are waking up
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/02/2025
no one is coming to save you. people are only coming to kill you and take all of your stuff
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Amen to that.
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Sluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
What do you call a twice baked cake? A retorte.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Love At First Butthole Sight
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
People on Twitter complaining about lower engagement on Bluesky is a specific kind of influencer culture brain rot because I’m like my sibling in Christ the numbers aren’t real
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Stay humble by listening to a recording of your own voice.
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Zelda says that all of our problems would be fixed if we all licked more buttholes.
A closeup of my cat with brown and black fur and big green eyes.
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Ovary Action ☭🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I post cause nobody listens.
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