Reposted by Bimbo SagginsNot One Seat @notoneseat.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Toronto. It's time to get this done. Vote Ford out. Turnout will make the difference. Get your people to the polls. Volunteer for a candidate to get out the vote. NotOneSeat.ca #TOpoli #ONpoli #ONelxn #NotOneSeat #UniteTheVote #VoteFordOut 23921
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsBigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 22/02/2025You know.. Gotta tell ya.. I'm not usually this upbeat *continues digging bunker* 1285121
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Whenever you feel lonesome, just look to the north star and think of me- no not that star, the other one, the north one- NORTH you fucking idiot 8226100
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsAnyanka @quitabunnies.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Hello fellow Canadians - let's get elon musk's canadian citizenship revoked. Remember to verify your email fter signing 🥰🇨🇦 www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...ourcommons.caSign this Petition - Petitions 172
Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025take a break from the doomscroll, go for a doomstroll. 210437
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Stop wasting time trying to keep people in your life. Those who belong there will always be there. Everyone else can suck rocks. 210848
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsRob from Carleton @notpierre.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I’ll just leave this here! 01210
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 22/02/2025You can watch porn at 25 times the speed as it won't affect the plot's comprehension 12712
Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025the dismantling of democracy will continue until morale implodes. 0255
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 22/02/2025SPOILER ALERT “Captain America: Brave New World” is a movie about a red-orange tinged monster President that cannot control his rage and destroys the White House & embarrasses the nation. He ends up doing the right thing when confronted by a black man. My review: ridiculous & unrelatable 1140345
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsPixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 22/02/2025growing hooves and horns turns you into a minotaur 2112
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsNikaaaaaaaah! 👻🎃 @mxnectarine.polycule-slut.cloud · 22/02/2025of course Hooters is filing for bankruptcy, it’s 2025 grandpa, we eat ass now 1103
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsJennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 22/02/2025However do you want me. However do you need me. 😊🤞🦋 10161
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsFifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025If you're an anti-capitalist baby boomer, please know that I fucking love you. You are a rare and precious legend. I'm so sorry that you were left alone to deal with these bootlickers from your generation for so long. I can't imagine how exhausting it must've been. Thank you for holding the line. 5742051
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsMark Gilliland @markzen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Mentally and emotionally occupying myself. 021
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsLady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Fun fact: I am related to a couple of popes. It’s way back in the middle ages, but I’m related nonetheless. 15394
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Scaring people into quitting didn’t work, so now it’s a new game. X isn’t for gov’t business, and not replying to an email isn’t a legal resignation. We could’ve had housing help, tax breaks for workers, and better healthcare. Instead, we’re stuck with this. 1511550457
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsIndigo Girl @skybluesea.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Try and imagine no cellular service in North America. How to cripple a country in the year 2025. 052
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsMichael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie! 4544
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsNyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 22/02/2025an angler fish in the darkest depths, birthed with it’s own light, in human form… be like an angler fish. be comfortable within both. 182
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I’m the reason why “size matters” is still a debate. 043
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsMatt 🇨🇦🍁 @jedistark.bsky.social · 22/02/2025One day you’re driving an ‘80 Chevy Malibu with a girl beside you on the bench seat with your arm around her with the windows down and Def Leppard pounding on the stereo and the next thing you know you have brush your teeth immediately after eating popcorn. Life moves fast 13010
Reposted by Bimbo Sagginsthunk2much @thunk2much.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Not overdoing it, not underdoing it, a "secret" third thing (not doing it at all) 12612
Bimbo Saggins @bitzydimbo.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I have two cartons of eggs in my fridge baby *waggles eyebrows suggestively* 2388
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsI’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I WANT TO BELIEVE 411791175
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsRon Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 22/02/2025DOCTOR: If you keep taking these pills you're gonna get really constipated! PATIENT: Oh yea? Well, I don't give a shit! RS 1523
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsJeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 22/02/2025The professional way to say "fuck around and find out" is "Please, test that assumption and then take note of the results" 1535274
Reposted by Bimbo Sagginsphil @philjamesson.com · 22/02/2025bro no wonder you got hoisted on your own petard. you forgot to gird your loins dude 234141
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 22/02/2025It feels like people are waking up 1570195001888
Reposted by Bimbo Sagginsmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/02/2025no one is coming to save you. people are only coming to kill you and take all of your stuff 1677068
Reposted by Bimbo Sagginswint @dril.bsky.social · 22/02/2025quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you 130170171297
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Amen to that. 1856704967375
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsSluggish Cheetah @sluggishcheetah.bsky.social · 22/02/2025What do you call a twice baked cake? A retorte. 032
Reposted by Bimbo Saggins🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Love At First Butthole Sight 25126
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 22/02/2025People on Twitter complaining about lower engagement on Bluesky is a specific kind of influencer culture brain rot because I’m like my sibling in Christ the numbers aren’t real 1334866416
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Stay humble by listening to a recording of your own voice. 25425106
Reposted by Bimbo Sagginsholden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 22/02/2025regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope 60379321220
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired 503144192640
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Zelda says that all of our problems would be fixed if we all licked more buttholes. 1132180130
Reposted by Bimbo SagginsOvary Action ☭🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I post cause nobody listens. 04920