Reposted by 🌹Juliet🌹Angel Mendez🏳️🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 30/12/2025If the year 2025 was a flavor of ice cream, it would be pralines and dick 081
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Reposted by 🌹Juliet🌹Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Iron Maiden called. They suggested that you run to the hills. 1879
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🌹Juliet🌹 @julietsrosez.bsky.social · 12/12/2025the older a woman gets the more beautiful she becomes 162
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Reposted by 🌹Juliet🌹Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 08/12/2025[dramatically looking off into the Internet] The Social Media Gods shall decide our fate 03516
🌹Juliet🌹 @julietsrosez.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Pretty sure my soulmate is in another country or dimension at this point 1105
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Reposted by 🌹Juliet🌹Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 08/12/2025A fool and his money are soon parted But then that fool goes on the Internet and becomes a dumpster fire And that’s how that fool got rich again 093
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🌹Juliet🌹 @julietsrosez.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I think my relationship with the twitter is irrevocably broken 121
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🌹Juliet🌹 @julietsrosez.bsky.social · 06/12/2025fuck your pretty face if you’re not beautiful on the inside 131
Reposted by 🌹Juliet🌹Stew @stewnami.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I’m tired of us feeling insecure. Smile if you feel like it, post your body images if you feel like it, and just spin in circles if it brings you joy. Fuck those that want to dim your shine. 093
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Reposted by 🌹Juliet🌹DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/12/2025looking back, i didn’t find Waldo. Waldo found me 38533
Reposted by 🌹Juliet🌹Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/12/2025The easiest way to cheer me up is by walking into a glass door you don't see with a full cup of coffee. 516436
Reposted by 🌹Juliet🌹Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 24/08/2023Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend 8303153
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Reposted by 🌹Juliet🌹Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Apathy is so yesterday. Get with the times people. 47839
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Reposted by 🌹Juliet🌹Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Go apeshit berserk about how expensive that thing is that she asked for for Christmas Then get it for her anyway 0178
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