Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 06/09/2026So lipstick should just be renamed facestick at this point. Everyone is colouring outside the lines. 020
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We didn’t deserve this angel , but goddamn I’m glad I got to exist at the same time as she. youtu.be/pW2TgGy5gjY?...youtu.beDolly Parton - I Will Always Love You (Live)YouTube video by ShoutFactoryVEVO 020
Reposted by Julia AdultIan Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026That Emily Dickinson line was bound to end up on a T-shirt one day. 02913406
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Mushrooms need to settle down. Maybe they’re a savoury snack, maybe they’ll make you trip the fuck out, or maybe they will murder you. 110
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I was listening to a podcast about a serial killer who had narcissistic personality disorder. Google the signs and symptoms. I think you’ll find that the Cunt of Mostly Crisco also has all of these same traits. 030
Reposted by Julia AdultHoward Breen He/Him @howardbreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026America needs a serious democratic reset. Impeach the psychopathic liar in the White House asap. 434146874535
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I have 3 cats and 2 are assholes. One stepped full weight on my boob before kicking me in the face, clawing my lip. The other, jumped in my lap while I was drinking coffee, knocking my arm, which forced my cup into my lip. Just something to consider if you’re thinking of getting a cat. 020
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This is true. They made me show photo ID to order my penne alla arrabiatta and they did a strip search to make sure I wasn’t hoarding the unlimited breadsticks. 010
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Listening to my husband apologize to the cat for taking too long to get out of bed to feed him and I’ve been waiting in the kitchen for my coffee for like 20 minutes now. 041
Reposted by Julia Adulteugeniat2.bsky.social @eugeniat2.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Sanctuary 🐈⬛🐈 🐄🐖🐓🐐🐄🐐 🐈 Robert Downey Jr. maintains an animal sanctuary on his Malibu property where he rescued and cares for alpacas, goats, pigs, chickens, cows, and cats. 🐈 Robert Downey Jr. Kindness to animals. #caturday #sanctuary 460157001897
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I only have one square left on my 2026 Bingo card and I’m this close to praying. 051
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Battle of the network stars, but with Trump Cabinet members and sycophants. Hegseth and Dean Cain going head to head on an obstacle course would be life changingly hilarious. 021
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 11/06/2026My adult daughter checks an app first before watching any R rated movie with me to make sure there’s no sex scenes because that would be “awkward”. I don’t think “awkward” quite covers the range of emotions felt by 17 year old me sitting through Basic Instinct with my Parents. 010
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I’m going to guess that this is not a Florida man. 130
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 19/04/2026What’s a movie that everyone thinks is great that you can’t stand? For me, it’s Practical Magic. The scene with the “midnight margaritas” was so contrived. Like they were trying way too hard to be kitsch. Nothing against the actors. They’re all great at what they do. It was poorly written. 220
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I think we are way past intervention time Florida. 120
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I’m Canadian *holds for applause* and as a Canadian I’m beyond thrilled to have a leader who can speak in full sentences, doesn’t attack other countries as diversions and doesn’t shit himself daily. Now that I say it out loud, the bar seems really low. Sorry U.S. 061
Reposted by Julia AdultAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/03/2026Buttigieg: "We lived through a war that was sold to us on false pretenses when I was younger. This war has not been sold on any pretense. The president just went ahead and did it." 479199915781
Reposted by Julia AdultRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/03/2026What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.” What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.” Funny how that works. 355183195096
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 14/03/2026“You’re still punk rock as fuck” (whispering to myself as pull on my knee sleeves before walking the dogs at 5:30 am, because after 6am there’s too many people out.) 110
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 05/03/2026You know it’s been a bitter Canadian winter when you’re excited that it’s “warmed up” to minus 12. 050
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 20/02/2026After having time to process, I just need to say… Jeans. He works out in his fucking jeans. And the cold plunge too??? Then he what, walks around in the wet jeans? I’m unreasonably angry about this. I know, I know - there are so many other things to be angry about, but this has kept me up nights. 110
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Brandi Carlile brings me joy. What a voice ♥️♥️♥️ 070
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I’d rather watch a high-def, slow-mo film of my own conception than watch the Melania film. 081
Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I legit thought that @lululemonus.bsky.social was making bullet proof vests 040
