iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated? Good night!

Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Boss: [asks me to do something] Me: [wonders how beyonce would do it] Boss: STOP WONDERING ABOUT HOW BEYONCE WOULD DO IT

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My dream guy is Chewbacca. He’s tall, has great hair and doesn’t talk much

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Forcing myself to sing show tunes until I feel better.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

to the extreme/I rock the mic like a vandal/arson is fun/pumpkin crisp/yankee candle

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When the magic is leaving but the clocks keep coming you gotta find your magic in clocks. Okay, now what. Now you believe in pulling rabbits out every second you're a rabbit obgyn and saw tiny cigars in half

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nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I found out today that I still know the lyrics to Gangsta's Paradise.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

[at second rodeo] no, no, no, none of this is right

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I refuse to make this any less complicated

A draft post as follows:

*Mark Twain, F Scott Fitzgerald, and Jack London doing competing elevator pitches as I punch the door button repeatedly*
Mark: what if a boy had a raft
Scott: what if a man had a party
Jack: what if a dog had a job
Mark: what if the boy is a rascal
Scott: what is the man is a fraud
Jack: what if the dog can commune with fire

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s okay if not everyone procreates. Like really okay. Like really really really okay.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Trying to deal with my lawn in the summertime like Sysiphus

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today’s tears are just softening the earth for the rise of tomorrow’s rage.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

snide comes before a brawl

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

anxiety comes before a call

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

cold comes before a shawl

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Some of y'all have never danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight & it shows

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

yeah my commute is great, i love the loopy bits

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So you've been in slow motion the whole time, big deal. You probably looked really cool with the block rockin entrance beats playing. You can fast forward through me outside, my mom calling, there's wolves,

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So how's the campaign fund raising going? Stop2End Stop2End Stop2End Stop2End Stop2End Stop2End Stop2End

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

been thinking about retirement business options like: Helena Handbaskets (gift shop) Milwaukee Talkies (movie theater) Cole's Law (legal practice specializing in cabbage farming and production)

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i wasn’t poplar in high school. were yew ?

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

me: i had a dream that i wanted to be a shitposter & i made a list of shitposters so i guess im a bluesky shitposter now my gynecologist: what

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

kurt cobain, using an auger: i just bored a Hole courtney love: *yawns*

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One of my favorite activities: restarting a show repeatedly because I can’t pay attention on one of the apps that replays 2 minutes of commercials *every single time* (shoutout Hulu gfys)

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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And… the woodpeckers are making a fashionably late arrival to the feeders

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I found it extremely hurtful when you callously referred to me as feckless. And entirely untrue since as it turns out I’ve got plenty of feck.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Insomnia without worry..I'm bored.

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‎ @handle.invalid · 21/09/2026

you've tried dude wipes®, wipes for dudes. now get ready for bro wipes™, for wiping down your bros.

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Tiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Do things that bring joy to your heart and will outlast you. Write a book or eat a building

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SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

OMG WILL YOU JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

[Elizabeth Holmes Voice]: I’m Batman.

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 13/03/2025

Live your life in such a way that your death is not cause for an international celebration

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Well! If it isn't the guy who immediately comes to mind upon hearing the phrase "better than nothing"!

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It's TheGirlPie! @thegirlpie.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

If the review uses “moreover,” “additionally,” and “however” in the first paragraph, you’re reading A.I.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Some of you should refer to them as minions instead of followers

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bluesky is great if you want to get pissed off enough to deep clean your house.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I don't need a man. If I want to be ignored, I'll try making plans with my adult daughter.

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Try dancing in my shoes.

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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How many days of migraine is it okay to start welcoming the idea of a lobotomy?

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Ovary Action ☭🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

You know it's depression officially when the house robe comes out.

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Phantom Limb @hyde85.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Never marry a necromancer.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Getting roasted by your kids is called getting youthanized

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me: [forgetting the word pineapple] one large fruit grenade please

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

they should invent a way for you to drop your kid off at college without it making you feel sad

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Only 150 followers to go before me and the boys get our balaclava’s on. Still not a joke.

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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Take a bit too far? Me? Never.

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