Reposted by TMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 47sthe universe is expanding and so is my indifference 021
Reposted by TSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation 510551
Reposted by TSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 3hBack that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it 17834
Reposted by TSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11hI find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing 714662
T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 21minvited to a wedding next month so starting to charge my social battery today 060
Reposted by TfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/09/2026my bebé’s favorite thing to do is to stop doing the thing i’m trying to record her doing 46410
Reposted by TfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 29/09/2026at the golf course i pulled out my breakfast club and realized i brought the wrong bag 3205
Reposted by TfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 29/09/2026i relaxed my shoulders and a quarter fell out of my ear 55215
Reposted by TfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/09/2026a blinker to show you’re changing moods 514750
Reposted by TfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 10hmy baby has started to respond to questions with an adorable little “ya” and to test it i asked are you a stinker and she said “the fuck did you say to me”? so proud of her 613429
Reposted by TfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 8hspirit halloween has moved into the flavor department of the la croix factory 34919
Reposted by TDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13hBully: I’ll give you something to cry about Me: thx, but i have enough already 02512
Reposted by TDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13haccording to this pregnancy test, im pretty high 07028
Reposted by Tkey @lefttwix.com · 29/09/2026do these posts make me look like i have eldest daughter syndrome? 49433
Reposted by TKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026can't, I'm trying to see where this map I found leads me 45217
Reposted by TfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 12hmost mimes stick to the following code: 35918
Reposted by T𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚞 (𝐵𝑜𝑜!) 🏳️🌈 👻 🎃 @heybleu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Some misty clouds and Luna... 17913
Reposted by TLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can’t be the only person who feels like I’m being held hostage when I answer a phone call 817665
Reposted by Tmurphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 12hI need to go home and make angry art. 02510
Reposted by Tsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it’s ok to be completely obsessed with your pets actually it’s more than ok it’s what’s right and good 49320
Reposted by Tsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14hme: let’s turn this haunted house into a haunted home ghost: umm sorry, but i have girlfriend haunting in another house — you don’t know her 08322
Reposted by Tsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12hi never correct people when they say i’m aloof bc that sounds much cooler than clueless 19634
Reposted by TJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nothing says old like joint pain ruining a great nap. 25517
Reposted by TJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I won't stand for this because I have shitty knees. 26623
Reposted by TMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I tried to have an intervention with myself, but my inside voices called the shots. 59358
Reposted by TMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time. 418694
Reposted by TMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it. 311363
Reposted by TMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 12hThink about it . . . If love didn't hurt so much, it wouldn't be called love . . . it would be called pepperoni pizza. 38342
Reposted by TPot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What if instead of natural grass or astroturf, football fields were covered in velcro? 3367
Reposted by TPot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pretty sure CVS receipt paper and the toilet paper my job has in the restrooms is the same stuff. 24813
Reposted by TRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A path to happiness perhaps in another dimension? 107317
Reposted by TShannon Stamey @wsstamey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Beneath the Frock of Willow Doom. 2022. Prismacolor Verithin pencil, charcoal and ink over watercolor wash on Canson paper. 11”x17”. 1349
Reposted by Tstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dysfunctional parents will delay your ability to set healthy boundaries. 25618
Reposted by Tlalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay 1117662
Reposted by TGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 23hSo good at partying I can do it all and be in bed by 12 1232
Reposted by Tsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem 013559
Reposted by TQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've changed my calendar to October already if you are looking for someone forward thinking. 1234
