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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Dating red flags Bass Pro Shops hat 🚩 Christian 🚩 Flag on the shirt 🚩

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

This place is such a snooze fest!

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

What’s up with all the dying scientists?

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

First date idea: I sing random songs really loud and if you don’t know them I’ll leave

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

If you’re not having a good day, imagine being Kristy Gnome

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

If you say that you don’t like Bad Bunny bc you can’t understand him, but you like Pearl Jam, you are full of shit! Bc as much as I love Eddie Vedder, whatever he’s yelling out singing his songs doesn’t match what’s on the lyrics

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Me when I put football stickers on the chips bowl

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

What are the chances that they’re actually going to investigate and prosecute the people in the files?

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

@gluesenkampperez.house.gov Shame on you! You disgraceful human waste. You don’t represent WA people

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Happy Friday muchachos! It’s ok to put tequila in your coffee and boo people mid sentence today

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

One thing about me is that I always learn from the mistakes of other people who took my advice

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

In 2026 give up on your dreams of being a rapper. You’re 40 and we need more plumbers

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

My ex once told me no one would want me with two kids. And I had to remind him that people actually wanted me with two kids AND a husband. He stfu real quick!

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

My sense of humor is like covid. Either you get it or you don’t. Period!

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

This man’s name is Jesse. But what I heard in my early morning brain was juicy. So I did call him juicy and now I need a new identity so I can restart my life in a cave somewhere

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Saw someone making dessert pasta with Nutella. And all my worst instincts have surfaced

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Told this guy he has the same name as my dog. And now he’s trying to show me his bone. So I guess it worked in a way

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Last December I was single, angry, with a fluffy belly. This December I’m also single, angry, with a fluffy belly. Consistent AF bro!

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The first born son is the male version of his mother. I don’t make the rules

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Nothing beats having a conversation with the oil change guy while “Feel like making love” is blasting on the background

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Monday motivation: No one can stop you, if you stop yourself first

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I can’t decided if I’m the kindest shitty person you’ll ever meet. Or if I’m the shittiest kind person you’ll ever meet

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Be like pubic hair and come back stronger after people try to get rid of you

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Him: I like older women Me: I watched porn in VHS

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

GenX is the first generation that the parents are more fun than the kids

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Whoever made the portion size 5 needs to be sued. Everyone knows it has to be an even number

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I’m only gonna genuinely like you once. After that’s broken, you won’t get the same version of me again

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Need anyone to turn your life into chaotic hell? I have arrived

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

You’re never alone when you have C-PTSD

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

MAGA coming to the comments to say that Clinton is in the files too

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

If you’re not ready for the attitude, don’t even approach

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

I’m more and more convinced that tough macho men, who have the need to show their “alfa” masculinity, are actually trying to hide their gay tendencies

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Pretty cool how maga elected the first LGBTQ president

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Never thought that Bill Clinton’s dick would end maga

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Kinda bored. Gonna text him “Missing you today. The big ones actually hurt”, then ghost again

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

My hobbies are: wasting my time on the wrong MF and sharing it online with thousands of people. I also like drinking

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

According to my ex I’m a total monster for not letting him cheat anymore

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Please go vote!!! Yes to prop 50, Mamdani for NY, or whatever else is up for voting today. Please show up!!

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Me: Not to be an ass about this (loading the final boss of ass comments)

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

🎶 And I’m freeeee. Freeballing 🎶 Or whatever tf Tom Petty said

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Gonna block people randomly just so they start wondering what they did wrong

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Due to the economy, for Halloween this year the kids are getting thoughts and prayers

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Oh look! It’s FTS o’clock! Happy Friday mofos

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Therapist: Tell him what you love about him Me: *Makes eye contact* I love when you don’t speak

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

I have a lot of gay friends and love everything about them. But what I love the most is that they’re brave and courageous to be exactly who they are! Instead of liking men and marrying women, just to treat them like crap bc you hate them

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I know exactly who I am and what I want. Until I have to pick the color of my nails for the next few weeks. So stressful

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