iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

[something good happens] ME: *already planning for the worst possible outcome* this is bullshit

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

“I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”

A Borzoi dog, looking forlorn, sits next to a dresser as their owner mimics them using a sock puppet adorned with googly eyes.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

When more than five poodles gather, it’s called an Oodle of Poodle

Eight standard poodles lined up in the back of an SUV all very good pups

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

“What the here is going on?” -2026

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“What the here is going on?” -2026

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

A tank top under a tank top is an emotional support tank top

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/04/2026

It cannot be ruled out that this is a threat to use a nuclear weapon against Iran

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

This is incredible.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Brian Noem trying to catch your eye with his big fake knockers

Picture of Steve Bucemi as the character Crazy Eyes in the movie Mr. Deeds - his eyes are looking in opposite directions much like Brian’s nipples

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Brian Noem trying to catch your eye with his big fake knockers

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key @lefttwix.com · 17/03/2026

kiss me by the warmth of the costco rotisserie chickens

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Invention idea: A breakfast cereal that stays crispy in scotch

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

we say “o’clock” because time is irish

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

There’s a dog crying in the hotel room next to mine and I think this is what hell is like

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

There’s a dog crying in the hotel room next to mine and I think this is what hell is like

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/02/2026

Gallego: "They're going and racially profiling people and rounding up Americans until they can prove their citizenship. That money came from kicking millions and millions of Americans off Medicaid. It was the same bill. They cut Medicaid to expand ICE."

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

The only things keeping me going are audacity and spite

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

The only things keeping me going are audacity and spite

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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

The collective noun for gatherings of 2 or more people is a nope.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Pritzker: The Insurrection Act is designed for circumstances where your rights can’t be protected by local authorities This is exactly the opposite. Your civil rights are being infringed upon by CBP and ICE, and then they want to call in troops claiming that they’re protecting CBP and ICE.

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

NOBODY has the confidence of the guy at the urinal with both hands on his hips

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 13/01/2026

Scott Adams will be remembered for his famous comic Dilbert by some, but most will remember him for this:

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/01/2026

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it

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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I hope this email finds you before I do.

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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 09/01/2026

“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

the community theater’s production of ben-hur is gonna be 🔥

An older man riding a Segway next to a miniature horse.

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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

So, correct me if I’m wrong, but all you have to do to abduct a woman now is dress in camo, cover your face and have a gun and we have to submit or risk death? How are we supposed to know if you’re ICE or not?

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

“Ah good, you’re awake. Please don’t bother trying to move. Now, I just have a couple of questions for you. If you answer truthfully, this can all be over quickly, but if I think you’re lying, I will introduce you to my friend Klaus over there, and trust me, you don’t want that.”

Close-up of an orange and white cat with wide eyes and a gray cat with a blue collar in the background.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Just rip that tag off the mattress. Drop your pop rocks in a can of coke. Let your face get stuck that way. Does it even matter anymore?

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

but at least there's nothing terrifying about Mr. Beast's wide, warm smile and absolutely dead eyes

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread) 1. Pat Bagley

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Trump talking about giving each person in Greenland $100,000 in US taxpayer money is incredibly America First. And he keeps sending fundraising emails to his cult promising them $2,000 checks if they send him money. At this point you can only conclude they like being hustled.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 09/01/2026

"Paywalled" is the word you're looking for. They didn't turn it off. The only thing that changed is X now explicitly makes money off CSAM.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

today I have a zoom interview to be a penguin looker-atter at the aquarium, and if god has ever loved me even a little he will let me have this

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

i’m not sure “he keeps getting hit by cars he jumps in front of” is the defense they think it is

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear.

Text reads:
Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets

With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are.

Big Dweebs

Walking Nutsacks

LOSERS

Turd-eating Bitch Boys

Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Moving the fridge into the bedroom has proven to be a bit of a monkey's paw situation

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

This day in history. 1493. Christopher Columbus spotted three manatees taking them for misshapen mermaids: "Ooo look at that one Bartalo, she reminds me of my Uncle Rocco the bare-knuckle boxer."

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