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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 6h

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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🦩Bob🦩 @bobblakley.bsky.social · 4h

With a side of eyes!

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 4h

Someone alert the Schmittheads they’re heading to Vegas tonight to triple down

Screenshot showing that the Hawks (as in Chicago Black—) play the Vegas Golden Knights in Vegas tonight

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 4h

looking for investors to help launch an app that rates men for dating quality, I’m calling it Macebook

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 5h

Mom got rid of all my search engines again.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 5h

Get in losers we’re going to the Hawks game

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 7h

Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 13h

If my gotcha moment as a US Senator is holding up a poster that confuses the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes I would cut my own nuts off during the lunch break and resign but that’s just me

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 13h

I know what you did last summer but technically that was just last week so don’t be too impressed

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 14h

He’s runnin’ in Texas we can tell

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L'Histoire de Manon @manonatelier.blacksky.app · 15h

They have it harder than we did in DIFFERENT ways. We didn't have social media making you feel inadequate, ugly, and stupid. We didn't have a financial future that was worse than our parents. We didn't have rapacious technology like AI trying to make us illiterate slaves.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 15h

Motherfucker yes we can ban fraternities just ask high schools in the 1950s

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 16h

Can this beloved bird app please lose the Cornell Lab title today because oh hell you all know

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 22h

I…pulled…up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie sir this isn’t Decatur

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 23h

I couldn’t stop giggling while trying out for an early December holiday show and when the director finally asked me why, I said like we’ll still be around for any of this

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Here.. You can scream into my pillow if you need too.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

An almost-40-year-old QB who hasn’t started a game in almost 3 years is tearing it up out there and nothing even matters now

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I haven’t changed my oil since the last time I listened to Sheena Easton’s “Sugar Walls.”

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

top 38 accounts that joined Nov 2024 (it me)

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When you hear someone in power say “we’re going to follow the law” what they mean is that all laws are up for grabs and also that you’re stupid

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One hour for lunch is simply not enough time to drink the amount of alcohol I need to finish my workday

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird

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Mech0T1 💦🥩 @mech0t1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's The Police setting up a Sting.

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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I tried to pet my cat this morning but I had to scan a QR code first.

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Be careful when opening Monday. Mood may have shifted during the night. ⚠️

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Time casts stuffed shells on you But you want spaghettiiiiii -Fleetwood Macaroni

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Listenin’ to Ella by myself He’s choosin’ echo I can tell 🎶

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There was probably a brief period after the invention of the fork when people complained that young people didn’t know how to use their hands anymore.

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punkrockbeth @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I do do do.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

please tell us the name of the lady who thwarted the RAF terror plot cuz vans were parked on her road. is it karen , it’s karen, isn’t it 🤔

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There once was a wreck from Nantucket…

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

All this time, theoretical phyicists have been stringing us along. In theory.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey I live in the moment I just need top hits of the early 80s to be playing during that moment

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Rockwell never gets the credit they deserve

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Woke up this morning and chose on one

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Block away Animal House lovers I’m just getting started, but don’t let my much funnier alt catch you wagging a virtual finger at our sex criminal US leaders. L’etat est vous mon amis

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026