iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Moving from summer to fall is a significant shift. Time to put away my swimsuits and get back to mysteriously haunting a crumbling abandoned lighthouse

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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 6h

Don't forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My cats are looking at me with little sneers like, "Your algebra can't help you now."

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Getting older is mostly discovering new and completely ridiculous ways to injure yourself.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah, yeah. *vague gesture* Nobody has trust issues until they try to decide which person they'd ask to brace the ladder they're about to climb.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

logging on for the wholesome content

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Toggled god-mode on, but still had to stop for gas. Then Gary drove his car into the chasm that separated the Halloween and Christmas decor.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

GenX should get a prize in our Ibuprofen

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence.

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 28/09/2026

Why do they call these tiny candy bars "fun size?" There's nothing fun about opening 7 wrappers.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026

How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can't be the only person who thinks it would be incredibly satisfying to smack an enemy with a very large fish

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 28/09/2026

spent 50 bucks at the grocery store on some straight bullshit because i have no concept of financial responsibility

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My dream job: drive an ice cream truck around and give kids free ice cream.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey y'all I'm bored so it's meme roulette time! Pick a number between 1 and 1802

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A hundred years ago instead of reading this, you’d be picking an apple from the tree over yonder and shining it on the handkerchief you keep in the pocket of your overalls

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Friend kept casually mentioning “the grail” until I asked which she was talking about. Yeah, she meant the holy one

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why would the guy at home depot offer me a brochure about decks when i’m clearly a patio person

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sunday Share Share a black and white photo (complete with wildAF hair), if you'd like.

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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[pretending to be into architecture] wow look at those bricks

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

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Mightymite @mightymite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think I've faced more peer pressure to hydrate and drink more water midlife than I ever did to drink alcohol in my teens. 😳

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like frosted flakes but i hate scooping tony the tiger's litter box. He's gr-r-ross!

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I shaved my yub nub for this? ~ me at the Star Wars convention

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I bet you used your kickstand when you were a kid. Must have been nice to be rich

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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just survived the original jump scare Opening a can of Pillsbury biscuits

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wonder if Kermit the Frog has a very humble doppelganger named Kermit a Frog

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Law & Order: Iced Coffee Unit

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

entering these racing thoughts into nascar

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Competitive mode. Clock’s winding down, so Gary strikes. 4 out of 6 opposing players are taken down and it’s NOT EVEN THE PLAY OF THE GAME?

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We should make cars in the shapes of animals.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pulled a hammy exercising my restraint again.

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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

lingering in the supermarket since i like their music

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Atleast yall are gonna benefit from my NyQuil skeets later

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/09/2026

The people demand a Samsung dryer that plays a melancholy tune

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/09/2026

Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can we still bring our letter of resignation to a job interview?

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Kev Day @kpday9.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

(I misplaced my glasses)

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

LIKE THIS YOU COWARDS

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NPR @npr.org · 25/09/2026

The ruling is a defeat for Republicans seeking to give their party an edge in the midterm elections for control of the House. It means voters will face a different map than the one used in the primary elections. n.pr/4iP3KUc

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Supreme Court blocks Trump-backed Missouri congressional map

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

wifi is out at my parents house so we’re watching a dvd like the pioneers did

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most relatable part of Star Wars, besides the big dog in the front seat, was Luke Skywalker whining about the harvest. No way Gary was getting around these tractors.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“let’s get one thing straight” - inventor of the level

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Please don’t clap I’m prone to migraines

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Unlike the wheel or electricity, clumping cat litter wasn’t on lists of greatest inventions. But, for Gary, game changer!

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