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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 17h

Pro Tip: Wear your WHOOP strap around your ankle and tell mother fuckers it’s your ankle monitor for parole so you seem hard and less like a fitness nerd.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 13h

It should be legal to punch people in the face for listening to music without headphones on public transit.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 13h

It should be legal to punch people in the face for listening to music without headphones on public transit.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 21h

I’m out of ideas. Have a good day, though.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 17h

Pro Tip: Wear your WHOOP strap around your ankle and tell mother fuckers it’s your ankle monitor for parole so you seem hard and less like a fitness nerd.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 21h

I’m out of ideas. Have a good day, though.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I made a mistake today. I went outside.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If Taco Bell’s goal with its app and order-ahead feature was to make ordering more confusing and somehow take longer, they absolutely nailed it.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is coffee like drugs where it works better if I put it in my eyelids?

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is coffee like drugs where it works better if I put it in my eyelids?

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was giving zero fucks long before it was cool. Just sayin’…

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I made a mistake today. I went outside.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*Gets cited for wearing fishnets without a fishing license.*

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I Can’t Believe It’s Nut Butter!

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Chalupa Supreme would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If Taco Bell’s goal with its app and order-ahead feature was to make ordering more confusing and somehow take longer, they absolutely nailed it.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Chalupa Supreme would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think my cat might be Italian. There are signs.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have 666 followers. Eat ass, hail satan.

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hopeful66 @hopeful66.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

go.bsky.app/Gus2wtN

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pickleball would be more bearable if it were hockey.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

*wakes up from being dead* Excuse me, I didn't say you could give me mouth-to-mouth.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hear ye, hear ye… Hubba bubba bubble butt… This meeting is adjourned.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Fully delusional, but lacking the grandeur.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Maybe we should ask a woodchuck if they need a break from chucking wood instead of obsessing over their production numbers.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My research is complete. You seem to get about 1 like per 100 followers on Bluesky.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Some of you have never slept with a barista at the Starbucks closest to your house, had it end kinda weird, and then had to drive across town to the further away one for a while, and it shows.

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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026