Reposted by Mallos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In the 2000s I was consuming a lot of Everclear. Everything was Wonderful 07021
Reposted by MalDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 13hIf we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you. 3021766
Reposted by MalTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My discover feed is vastly improved today. Is that what they were doing yesterday? 5455
Reposted by MalTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 6h(after putting away the groceries) now for my next meal (eats all the snacks) 812728
Reposted by MalTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 5hIf you zoom in on a praying mantis, it’s holding a little rosary and whispering our fathers like your grandma. 97220
Reposted by MalTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 3hBruh! You don’t even listen to phil Collins. Are you even feeling it come in the air tonight?! 117518
Reposted by MalMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14hThink about it . . . If love didn't hurt so much, it wouldn't be called love . . . it would be called pepperoni pizza. 38943
Reposted by Mal PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 14hIn a perfect world, you would simply stay the fuck away from me 22610
Reposted by Mal PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 13hThey should invent a me that doesn't suck 88429
Reposted by Mal PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 6hIf you say something is well worth the read. I guarantee I'm not reading that garbage 0176
Reposted by Malash @ashhull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cupcake paper liners are the babies of Coffee filters. 211132
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 12hIt’s all fun and games until a man shows up being disrespectful and gross. 1255
Reposted by Mal🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026made tacos without knowing it was Tuesdaystatic.klipy.comJeff Goldblum - Life Finds A WayAlt: Jeff Goldblum - Life Finds A Way 075
Reposted by MalT @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026‘you’re too sensitive’ or maybe your planet is too insensitive 24419
Reposted by MalCalvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth. 272548553
Reposted by Malash @ashhull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Here.. You can scream into my pillow if you need too. 711844
Reposted by Malash @ashhull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Understanding yet short on patience..fuckface! 13513
Reposted by MalDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026GenX should get a prize in our Ibuprofen 1316343
Reposted by Mal PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah, I know where you'll be. On my last fucking nerve 25429
Reposted by MalDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Boss: don’t forget to smile Me: you don’t pay me enough to smile 14420
Reposted by MalGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have half a mind to put my whole heart into work today, but there’s no sense going off half-cocked. 1102
Reposted by MalMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it. 311363
Reposted by Mal🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/09/2026dennis leary is the david spade of joe pescis 58725
Reposted by MalShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is counting the number of dead contacts you have in your phone a sign of a midlife crisis? 810842
Reposted by MalTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you see me bombing down the feed reposting, yes I’m pooping. 57519
Reposted by Malamberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sorry I wasn't listening I was picturing my dog doing excited little tippy taps when I get home later 29720
Reposted by Malsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026don’t you just hate when you’re on your way to a yoga class and instead pull into an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet 109319
Reposted by MalPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026has anyone tried just telling them that it's okay to stop making avengers movies? 39926
Reposted by Malstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026it’s so terrible how movies like jaws glorify getting eaten by a shark 03914
Reposted by MalDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m in such a bad mood that my cats decided they should clean their own litter boxes. 1118554
Reposted by MalBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first. 19054
Reposted by MalStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm pretty sure everything I say is just exposition. 02615
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The feminine urge to believe every minor inconvenience is the universe telling me to reinvent my entire life. 06920
Reposted by Malanton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hey yall, it's monday night. we've got a long rest of the week ahead of us. be kind to yourselves 1286
Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reverse cowgirl so you can scratch that spot under my shoulder blade I can’t reach 1012426
Reposted by MalDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sorry for what I said and for throwing my boot at you when my foot itched 1213449
Reposted by MalTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(logging on from the toilet) I wonder if there are any birthdays today? 4548
Reposted by MalTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not to brag but I could probably do 50 reposts in the time it takes me to poo 💅 97915
Reposted by MalTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s not a restaurant or a shop or a -ria. It’s a pizza place. 9528
Reposted by MalMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time. 418694
Reposted by Mal PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You wanna make things complicated? 63320
Reposted by Malash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pointy finger rant is the best kind of pissed off. 46427
Reposted by Malash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wanna get dressed in black tonight and run around in the dark until the cops stop us and ask questions and we laugh and laugh while they don't. 129836
