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fauxnewdalt

@fauxnewdalt.bsky.social

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*ALT TEXTS* pfp: black/white cat face bp: black/brown/white dog face ~reskeets & deskeets~

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1h

It's the annual Julie migration season.

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 2h

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2h

Grumpy Old X-Men

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 2h

he’s a ten but everytime he walks by his gray tomcat he says “mister meowmeow i presume”

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 2h

Ordering a family-sized pizza for one person is fine until the delivery driver says "enjoy the party," forcing you into a high-stakes, instant improvised performance of pretending you have friends in the living room.

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 2h

Am I Bsky-ing wrong? No Julies have followed me.

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 2h

The cleaning products I bought five years ago are covered with dust.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 2h

*cares about the opinions of sheep*

fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 2h

your couth is uncouth please recouth

fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 2h

alts are for sharing your mammaries

fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 2h

all i wanna do is zoomie zoom zoom zoom and a nap eat, here scritch my rump

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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 3h

Can I come over and hold your dog’s paw for a bit?

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Boochy's BooBoo Booboobooboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 3h

"I guess that's why they call it the blues" has to be one of the best songs ever written

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 3h

Good morning.

Mushroom

Mushrooms

mums and pumpkins

oak tree on the stone fence

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 2h

Sometimes the best part of a rollercoaster is the end.

fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 3h

woke up feeling old and askew

fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 3h

can’t rn, solving a rubik’s cube *peels stickers*

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21h

Ballpoint pen, colored pencil, copic marker, and pencil.

Movie night. Our man is at home with his pet bird watching Batman Returns (1992). It’s the scene where Catwoman visits the Penguin’s raggedy office to plan Batman’s downfall. As a way to gain the upper hand during the meeting, she circles Penguin’s birdcage and puts the bird in her mouth. Our man is concerned that this will be an upsetting scene for his bird to watch. “Close your eyes for this scene,” he says. He’s watching the film in a beanbag chair. His bird has a small perch for the screening.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 4h

Timeline cleanse 🤍🧡🖤🤍 Caturday faucet floof... 💧🐾

Daphne, the mostly white, long-haired calico, lounging in a white porcelain sink, looking upward with greenish-yellow eyes, with soap for her humans behind her.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 4h

punk’s not dead

“Angry Bird”
Photograph: Jan Wittmer/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 4h

the tension between me and this orange juice is pulpable

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 4h

was just on etsy looking for a french knot pattern and would you believe they are selling Grandmas and cocker spaniels now my goodness

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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 7h

Sunrise

Sunrise through a clearing of trees

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 6h

drops kids off at the pool well glad I got that outta my system

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 6h

In my old neighborhood, they closed the bank and turned it into a weed store. Things are going great.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 5h

Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.

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Vondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 23/03/2024

She’s a 10 but she levitates in her sleep and insults you in a dead language

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 5h

Speaking metaphorically, metaphorically speaking.

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 5h

Ok Saturday Show me what you got

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 4h

freak (affectionately)

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 5h

pink and yellow rose with dew on her petals, coneflowers in the bottom corner

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 5h

I really do have to get my shit together, but thankfully I don't have to do it this weekend

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 18h

I wish cats could do chores. They wouldn't, but that'd be cool.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 18h

One day I’ll be rich enough to buy a super fast car and drive it really slow

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Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 18h

bernadette peters & a very suspicious edgar

a very messy living room with a white basset at the forefront. she has a large brown nose and light brown ears. behind her in the distance is a black cat with glowing yellow eyes

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

according to a review of my late night online window shopping, it appears my cat narrowly avoided being a nun for Halloween

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Jake trying to hypnotize me Give me a second breakfast Make it salmon and stop smothering me with kisses

Jake an orange and white cat with long white whiskers and super dilated pupils in green eyes
I took out the reflection of the tv in his eyes so the pupils look a little off

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I crashed hard last night but I'm moving sooo slow today. Somebody come wake me up 😴

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

*The reflex that fires before you've engaged any conscious thought at all*

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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is it October already? Totally worth your time⬇️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Em...

Newscasters Shocked it's October

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now.

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Vondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Couldn’t decide on a good spooky name, it’s kinda haunting me. (sorry)

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RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am really tired of hearing from people who can afford things.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Of course, I need to pee.

Lucky my orange kitten and Winky my black and white kitten sitting in my lap.

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wake up and pay attention to me

fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i woke up feeling like today is the day

fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

*taps sign* welcome to sensical nonsense

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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Let's go!

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