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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛

@amberkitty.bsky.social
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5th grade spelling bee champ. Weirdo. Sooners, Thunder, twenty one pilots Stuff (bad): bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkz… Top (still bad): bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkz…

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 2h
Making my dog shake my hand before I give her her vitamins so she doesn't suspect that they're good for her
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 6h
Nice
Rainbow
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Paranormal Pandy 🦇 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 12h
Can you believe my sweet girl is 14 and is still healthy and active? Awwww
My kitty pixie
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 8h
We’ve built a bridge!
Asshole is as asshole does
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 8h
@theonion.bsky.social #satire
image of a fake news article header from The Onion featuring a headline that reads "Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee." Below the text, an orange-and-white cat peeks suspiciously around a wooden doorframe or railing with wide, intent eyes.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 11h
Radically accepting that everything is lava
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 7h
Taking one of my besties to the LP concert movie tonight so if you need me maybe just don't (nobody here has ever needed me for anything before but just in case)
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Trans Ferdinand || How I Became Invisible @emdashreed.bsky.social · 8h
we’ve all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11h
wanna feel old? ew. why would you do that
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 8h
Does calgon take dark circles away or just the whole body
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 8h
Finally the rain they've been saying we were supposed to get for days
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 12h
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 12h
I ate too much taco casa which is an oxymoron
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 13h
my baby has started to respond to questions with an adorable little “ya” and to test it i asked are you a stinker and she said “the fuck did you say to me”? so proud of her
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This cat knows how to basket.
A grey diluted tortoise shell cat, curled up in a rectangular basket, filling it almost entirely.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 15h
I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 18h
i don’t have two wolves i have two orange cats and they are filling me with mischief
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 22h
Oh the people outside are frightening
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
proverbial straw in one hand, proverbial Capri Sun in the other
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reply guys won't steal my sparkle, you should give up on trying
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look at this squirrel.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Chehalis tribe of Washington State just south of Olympia have retaken possession of land along the I-5 corridor. This is how they repurposed the billboard facing the freeway.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
holding rapists accountable is so sexy
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I think I manifested being alone forever. Follow me for more spiritual advice
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know what you did last summer but technically that was just last week so don’t be too impressed
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry I wasn't listening I was picturing my dog doing excited little tippy taps when I get home later
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Phildini, since young times @phildini.net · 29/09/2026
California has spent over $400 million in settlements for Law Enforcement misconduct since 2010. I know because I built a site to track it: captainacab.com We're updating every week, and slowly expanding across the country. (boosts welcome)
captainacab.com
Captain ACAB -- CA settlements from law enforcement.
Tracking the hidden costs of law enforcement in the United States. $1,563,000.00 in CA settlements and counting.
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can't start a post this way with the way things have been going. You just can't
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
girls only want one thing, and it’s… TO WALK AROUND USING GIANT KEYS
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday gonna Tuesday
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh damn I forgot threshing day is out today
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Woke up extremely handsome and delusional again
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chat do I need a bandito camp tent for my cats
Cat tent that reminds me of bandito camp (if you don't know what that is you aren't the target audience of this post lol)
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would give you the secret code to my treehouse
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this shit keeps happening
The setting Sun reflecting off of storm clouds In the East giving a red glow to the bottom of the clouds with tall pine trees in the foreground
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Screech you can't elope!
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Grant @gr8ball83.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big if true.
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guys I think they like me
Orange cat sleeps on my lap. Brown dog sleeps on the bed just in front of me and the cat But wait, there's more! Fluffy black and white cat sleeps on my shoulder
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Idk, the Bermuda Triangle sounds pretty relaxing right now
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're reading this you are hot
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Am I watching the OU game again?
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Broke up with my medieval bf because he’s obsessed with sitting in the royal cuck chair 🪑
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve been working on my patience all afternoon. I should be done by now.
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