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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 4h

it's called a rabbit maybe you've hared of it

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 4h

Answering text and emails from here on out using only wingdings to seem more mysterious

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20h

a blinker to show you’re changing moods

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 2h

Eyes of the (Biblically Accurate) Tiger

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 2h

you guys aren’t going to believe this, but those two wolves inside me? well, start knitting those booties, bc apparently, we’re expecting 4-6 wolf pups mid November

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 29/09/2026

i relaxed my shoulders and a quarter fell out of my ear

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 3h

shocked/not-shocked at the Cornell r*pists being upset that people are sharing their info without consent

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it’s ok to be completely obsessed with your pets actually it’s more than ok it’s what’s right and good

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8h

*watching a mattress commercial where the couple wakes up refreshed and happy* more ai slop

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angerbunny (baobhan-sìth) @angerbunny.bsky.social · 13h

Me, looking over the ingredients to this spicy sandwich, “Truly I tell you, one of you will betray me.”

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 17h

"We have the receipts"

Senator Kennedy holding up a sign behind Senator Schmitt that showed the text exchange about Jack Smith at a basketball game and had a photo of Fanny Willis and Nathan Wade but it's been photoshopped to a picture of a cat and the text reads: MY CAT'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE CAT FOOD"

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16h

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

There ain't no party like a quantum mechanics party because a party blinks in and of existence

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A-Moo’s Bouche @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 19h

looking for investors to help launch an app that rates men for dating quality, I’m calling it Macebook

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 23h

I bet time-travelers sometimes forget they're in a time where there's no time-travelling yet and absent-mindedly say things in public like "remind me to do that last year" and then have to laugh it off like they made a mistake

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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Chehalis tribe of Washington State just south of Olympia have retaken possession of land along the I-5 corridor. This is how they repurposed the billboard facing the freeway.

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My brand of cPTSD comes with knowing what mood the server is in by the way that they place down the silverware

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Live by the (shoulder) blade Die by the (shoulder) blade *clavicular homicide

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/09/2026

an app that tells you what all the keys in your junk drawer are for

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 28/09/2026

🎶well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why it look like burrito but tastes Indian oh my dosa D O S A, dosa

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just finished up my meal prep for the week (ordered a pizza and divided it into ziplock bags)

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026

the cover of my new romance novel, "overcome by meats"

A pannekoken with sausage, ham, bacon and eggs and potatoes

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026

when you're on a strict budget you're in the spenditentary

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026

couples Halloween costume ideas: zombie Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton, go around singing "Islands in the Scream"

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026

if Ed Sheeran joined the marvel universe he could be Compli-Antman

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

soon the time shall be upon us for me to transform into a human shaped gravy boat

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Apparently it's not appropriate to laugh and shout THAT KID GOT BEACH SLAPPED when you see a child get knocked over by a wave

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if I can’t bring my favorite cat to the job interview I’m not goin

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Tara @taradanger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The iced coffee is a red flag that you enjoy life and aren't fully committed to being the wage slave they're looking for.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i’m sorry a chorus of angels sing every time i post i’ve asked them to pls stop but they say they’re under strict orders

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/09/2026

The people demand a Samsung dryer that plays a melancholy tune

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/09/2026

Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 26/09/2026

*walks into interview* interviewer: (smugly) well I'm glad to see you didn't bring an iced coffee ... but who's your friend? me: oh this is my barista

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026

“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 25/09/2026

One of my favorite Warren Zevon songs is "Life's Been Good to Me", by Joe Walsh

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*brings iced coffee to a knife fight*

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 25/09/2026

I bet we will be afraid of our families when we die, bc we are kin dread spirits

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Scientists have discovered a 3rd human brain, triggered in the shower to remember every regrettable thing you've ever said.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 25/09/2026

* bring a dry-iced coffee to the interview * when everyone regains consciousness, just act like the interview went really well * they all roll with it

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

do NOT take an iced coffee to a job interview!!! qualified candidates bring a cooler of gatorade to dump on the interviewer

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 25/09/2026

ok but it’s alright to bring a la croix to a job interview, right

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i brought a pitcher of martinis to a job interview and they made me the ceo

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 25/09/2026

chickens are clearly the most communist animals on the farm, they live in a co op

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key @lefttwix.com · 23/09/2026

your honor, the light was green but i was stopped in the name of love

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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[finally a chill in the air] this was for me specifically

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I do the Mister Rogers casual-thing when I get home from work but instead of putting on a sweater and sneakers I strip naked in the driveway and set fire to my filthy and wretched clothes.

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