Reposted by Tickled Catastrophelukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20hGod: I gave you flight, but I had to take away your hands Bird: was that necessary? *bat lands on table, chews a strawberry* God: it was, yeah *dragonfly lands nearby on all six legs* God: Bird: just be real with me 323123
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18hI have never washed a pair of jeans. I assume they clean themselves, like ovens or cats. 612933
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17hI have the feeling that some of these people are impervious to our charms 47633
Reposted by Tickled Catastrophe🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 18hplease do not interrupt me while im doing my nothing 1276
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 17hWell that really moistens the gap 64915
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Dropped the hot; just a mess 514948
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 16hGorilla Glue just sounds like a name they came up with to calm down the horses. 615951
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 15hImagine getting conquested by Norman. 44926
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 15hWe need a hero story about a woman who gets supernatural powers after going through perimenopause. 48737
Reposted by Tickled Catastropheflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 14hthe sexual charisma of a ketchup packet 68122
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 14hTake a selfie with me at my funeral. It’s what I would have wanted 211855
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheMiss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 13hI don't want to alarm anyone but SPOOKY LAKE MONTH STARTS TOMORROW 1215
Reposted by Tickled Catastrophedawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 13hI don't have to be dead to haunt a motherfucker 39932
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17hI think it’s ridiculous that the HOA is insisting I take down the giant skeleton I put up in my front yard just because it “came from a bull elk” and “still has meat on it” 714531
Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 18hCalling into the forest rangers like, "1 bear please". 095
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheCandy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think of the women who question whether what happened “counts.” A date or partner wore them down, guilted them, or made them afraid to say no. Giving in under pressure isn’t freely given consent. How many women have blamed themselves or never told anyone because it happened with someone they knew? 072
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheDan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*death metal guy flipping thru medical journal for song names ooh, Eyestalk Ablation perfect 211428
Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Eric Schmitt makes over $170k a year, the joke is still on us. 0152
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start 191994404
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheJim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway 23940151042
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026On Tuesdays, we flounce. 513259
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026What's fun about this whole contretemps and why it's worth watching again is how smirky Schmitt starts out - this is going to be his big moment – and how honest a puzzled Smith comes off, and how sharp Klobuchar was to quickly figure out the basic mistake. And then how pissy Schmitt gets at her. 361356209
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 422487554
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit 25354140
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation 510751
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheKate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...thecut.comWhat It Feels Like at Cornell Right NowAs a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big. 622930956
Reposted by Tickled Catastrophe[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Get in losers we’re going to the Hawks game 68815
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free 933576
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheKelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026She was doxxed by a Chi Phi alum who implored his followers to “help a Chi Phi.” Just in case anyone thought that organization was remotely redeemable. 393704594
Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dance, especially if someone is watching. 2163
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can't be the only person who thinks it would be incredibly satisfying to smack an enemy with a very large fish 3722241
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Communication is key to making things worse 311955
Reposted by Tickled Catastrophehuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161771283
Reposted by Tickled Catastrophe𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cat: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Why do you ask? Cat: I want to make sure I’m around when you die so I can eat your face. 27331
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My brand of cPTSD comes with knowing what mood the server is in by the way that they place down the silverware 5947
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They say make yourself at home then get mad when you eat all their cheese 1012537
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I fight crime along side the raccoons at night, it’s good for my cardio. 612544
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Letting my horns grow out for the season 011143
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheJes the human @jesthehuman.itch.io · 28/09/2026Good morning to everyone who believes that you can eat dinner foods for breakfast (and breakfast foods for dinner), and to them only. 104107144
Reposted by Tickled Catastrophecrabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the problem with pet fish is you can’t pet fish 38133
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tillamook brand cheese is excellent. Bigots are garbage. This is an easy choice to make. 1062262170
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I simply couldn't, so I did not. 814561
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence. 5350101
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheMicah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026just had to explain the AI sex cult to my offline wife and I hate so much that it has come to this point 4099944
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheBlue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How many men does it take to help one woman? Apparently not 57 79415
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3142051181
Reposted by Tickled Catastrophefauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026can’t rn, bursting bubbles 14416
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheSleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him 2958491376
Reposted by Tickled Catastrophe🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026not my birthday but I’m not gonna let that stop me from eating a whole cake 86828
Reposted by Tickled CatastropheCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe I'm being paranoid but I could swear the mechanic just told me my car would be ready by the end of days. 1414542