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Tickled Catastrophe

@tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20h
God: I gave you flight, but I had to take away your hands Bird: was that necessary? *bat lands on table, chews a strawberry* God: it was, yeah *dragonfly lands nearby on all six legs* God: Bird: just be real with me
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18h
I have never washed a pair of jeans. I assume they clean themselves, like ovens or cats.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17h
I have the feeling that some of these people are impervious to our charms
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 18h
please do not interrupt me while im doing my nothing
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 17h
Well that really moistens the gap
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Dropped the hot; just a mess
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 16h
Gorilla Glue just sounds like a name they came up with to calm down the horses.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 15h
Imagine getting conquested by Norman.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 15h
We need a hero story about a woman who gets supernatural powers after going through perimenopause.
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 14h
the sexual charisma of a ketchup packet
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 14h
Take a selfie with me at my funeral. It’s what I would have wanted
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 13h
I don't want to alarm anyone but SPOOKY LAKE MONTH STARTS TOMORROW
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 13h
I don't have to be dead to haunt a motherfucker
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17h
I think it’s ridiculous that the HOA is insisting I take down the giant skeleton I put up in my front yard just because it “came from a bull elk” and “still has meat on it”
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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 18h
Calling into the forest rangers like, "1 bear please".
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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think of the women who question whether what happened “counts.” A date or partner wore them down, guilted them, or made them afraid to say no. Giving in under pressure isn’t freely given consent. How many women have blamed themselves or never told anyone because it happened with someone they knew?
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*death metal guy flipping thru medical journal for song names ooh, Eyestalk Ablation perfect
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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt makes over $170k a year, the joke is still on us.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On Tuesdays, we flounce.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
What's fun about this whole contretemps and why it's worth watching again is how smirky Schmitt starts out - this is going to be his big moment – and how honest a puzzled Smith comes off, and how sharp Klobuchar was to quickly figure out the basic mistake. And then how pissy Schmitt gets at her.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get in losers we’re going to the Hawks game
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She was doxxed by a Chi Phi alum who implored his followers to “help a Chi Phi.” Just in case anyone thought that organization was remotely redeemable.
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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dance, especially if someone is watching.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't be the only person who thinks it would be incredibly satisfying to smack an enemy with a very large fish
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Communication is key to making things worse
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cat: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Why do you ask? Cat: I want to make sure I’m around when you die so I can eat your face.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My brand of cPTSD comes with knowing what mood the server is in by the way that they place down the silverware
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They say make yourself at home then get mad when you eat all their cheese
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I fight crime along side the raccoons at night, it’s good for my cardio.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Letting my horns grow out for the season
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Jes the human @jesthehuman.itch.io · 28/09/2026
Good morning to everyone who believes that you can eat dinner foods for breakfast (and breakfast foods for dinner), and to them only.
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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the problem with pet fish is you can’t pet fish
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tillamook brand cheese is excellent. Bigots are garbage. This is an easy choice to make.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I simply couldn't, so I did not.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
just had to explain the AI sex cult to my offline wife and I hate so much that it has come to this point
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many men does it take to help one woman? Apparently not 57
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can’t rn, bursting bubbles
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026
not my birthday but I’m not gonna let that stop me from eating a whole cake
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe I'm being paranoid but I could swear the mechanic just told me my car would be ready by the end of days.
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