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spleenly

@spleenly.bsky.social
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Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, building some bullshit, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once, he/him #ATX My shitposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x…

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 4h
Wouldn't really be a trip to California without a little earthquake, would it
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 16h
Struggling to find my place in a world where Naomi Watts can play Tom Holland's mom.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19h
Gigabit Internet? That seems excessive. 5 minutes later: obviously this 77mb download should be imperceptible
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19h
Realizing that after decades of neurodivergence I have a system prompt.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Obviously not that lucid of a dream if I wasted it on this rather than a threesome with Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 21h
Honestly "super intelligence" is a better term since we long ago embraced SI
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 21h
Avoid AI by only being interested in things with no economic value.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 21h
Neighbor kid running down the street: I'm too hot! Neighbor mom: [sustained tracking blast with garden hose]
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hold back and not say how we feel? Nahh, we don't do that around here
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 23h
i can pretty much do what i want and that’s a huge problem
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 22h
Idk who needs to hear this, but bounce on it for old time’s sake
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 21h
I opted for the sad, sensible hoodie and not the chunky, joyous hoodie, and that was a mistake
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 21h
Robins are like, here, have a perfectly crafted guacamole bowl
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I fear my depravities have not kept pace with modernity.
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lexi ❤ @lexi.fyi · 09/06/2026
[strapping you into an elaborate device] do you know what they call mad scientists whose experiments succeed? [flipping an enormous lever switch] SCIENTISTS!!
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 22h
Cottontail rabbits are proof you can be so pure and still have dead black lifeless eyes.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 22h
New technological calamity just dropped: earbud falling into the garbage disposer.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 23h
Nothing but vibes
Claude Sonnet 5.5 supports responding without thinking
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 23h
Watching leaves fall off a tree, so cliched
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Solving problems by presenting different, bigger problems
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Customers are like AI? AI! AI though, right?
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You could not pay me to do the shit I get paid to do
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Living on the cheap just over the border Nevada gas
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This format does not prepare you for my dedication
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Heading back to Austin soon where I can afford to eat.
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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess I just don’t sleep now
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just going to keep digging deeper until a feedback loop appears
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You kinda want to take hegseth in a fair fight
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cause of death: firewall rule
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw you from across the Bluesky and realized we could make our problems so much worse
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The difference between me and a 700-pound mule deer is I'm a lover not a runner
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We have nothing to offer each other, hot
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I watch nuclear armageddon movies now like this is a valid strategy tho
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like went people say what time it is and it's a ship in the middle of the Pacific.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trying to keep my credibility manageable
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tell me I'm less special I'm almost there
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did NYT even consider the 37 seasons of me jerking off
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At some point in the trip you begin to miss your home degenerates.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That are two jars of peanut butter here but I'm not sure which is the human peanut butter or the mouse peanut butter.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can I hang? Only in the gravitational sense.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's honestly so bad once you work somewhere and figure out what the wholesale price of anything is.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No porn for 5 weeks will make you rethink your life choices, for example why did I put myself outside the range of porn for 5 weeks.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To give you a sense of how bad, they could afford only 7 notes of resampled Flock of Seagulls.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had given up on finding a pair of socks so imagine my delight.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally saw a bad Anna Kendrick movie. Not sure you really come back from that.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My inability to take a shower when I smell like sunscreen
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I unsubscribed from the NYT like years ago, but now they like The OA. [guy choosing between two extremely messy buttons]
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Liking and hating Breaking Bad are both nostalgia.
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𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
but why do you look so o o o good in the sun
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The main thing Starship Troopers got wrong was "would you like to know more?"
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