spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 4hWouldn't really be a trip to California without a little earthquake, would it 071
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 16hStruggling to find my place in a world where Naomi Watts can play Tom Holland's mom. 050
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19hGigabit Internet? That seems excessive. 5 minutes later: obviously this 77mb download should be imperceptible 061
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 19hRealizing that after decades of neurodivergence I have a system prompt. 051
Reposted by spleenlyspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Obviously not that lucid of a dream if I wasted it on this rather than a threesome with Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz. 021
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 21hHonestly "super intelligence" is a better term since we long ago embraced SI 021
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 21hAvoid AI by only being interested in things with no economic value. 071
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 21hNeighbor kid running down the street: I'm too hot! Neighbor mom: [sustained tracking blast with garden hose] 043
Reposted by spleenlyJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hold back and not say how we feel? Nahh, we don't do that around here 0226
Reposted by spleenlyTeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 23hi can pretty much do what i want and that’s a huge problem 16022
Reposted by spleenlyMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 22hIdk who needs to hear this, but bounce on it for old time’s sake 67819
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 21hI opted for the sad, sensible hoodie and not the chunky, joyous hoodie, and that was a mistake 0165
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 21hRobins are like, here, have a perfectly crafted guacamole bowl 0162
Reposted by spleenlyspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I fear my depravities have not kept pace with modernity. 1101
Reposted by spleenlylexi ❤ @lexi.fyi · 09/06/2026[strapping you into an elaborate device] do you know what they call mad scientists whose experiments succeed? [flipping an enormous lever switch] SCIENTISTS!! 0318
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 22hCottontail rabbits are proof you can be so pure and still have dead black lifeless eyes. 1156
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 22hNew technological calamity just dropped: earbud falling into the garbage disposer. 182
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Solving problems by presenting different, bigger problems 1136
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Heading back to Austin soon where I can afford to eat. 040
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just going to keep digging deeper until a feedback loop appears 063
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I saw you from across the Bluesky and realized we could make our problems so much worse 03311
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The difference between me and a 700-pound mule deer is I'm a lover not a runner 153
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I watch nuclear armageddon movies now like this is a valid strategy tho 031
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I like went people say what time it is and it's a ship in the middle of the Pacific. 010
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Did NYT even consider the 37 seasons of me jerking off 110
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026At some point in the trip you begin to miss your home degenerates. 0111
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That are two jars of peanut butter here but I'm not sure which is the human peanut butter or the mouse peanut butter. 191
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's honestly so bad once you work somewhere and figure out what the wholesale price of anything is. 0214
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026No porn for 5 weeks will make you rethink your life choices, for example why did I put myself outside the range of porn for 5 weeks. 1132
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To give you a sense of how bad, they could afford only 7 notes of resampled Flock of Seagulls. 030
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I had given up on finding a pair of socks so imagine my delight. 072
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Finally saw a bad Anna Kendrick movie. Not sure you really come back from that. 020
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My inability to take a shower when I smell like sunscreen 050
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I unsubscribed from the NYT like years ago, but now they like The OA. [guy choosing between two extremely messy buttons] 260
Reposted by spleenly𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026but why do you look so o o o good in the sun 1101
spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The main thing Starship Troopers got wrong was "would you like to know more?" 0111