Reposted by stefanchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1hThese are a bunch of words that, when strung together, will get you sent to a gulag in the land of the Fae. 02515
Reposted by stefanIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 17hBREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 12863731519
Reposted by stefanSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 9hYou don’t need a data center to make spaghetti 2425261
Reposted by stefanstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they should make lunchables for kids too 17730
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 19hyeah boss, i'll get right on it, right after i finish this world in the leaf blower simulator game 1207
Reposted by stefanDan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 20h*death metal guy flipping thru medical journal for song names ooh, Eyestalk Ablation perfect 211328
Reposted by stefanBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 21hWhat a time to be alive. I don’t know what else to say. 34518
Reposted by stefanTruman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 29/09/2026Calling up my friends in 1996: Want to go to the mall and hang out at the food court? Talking to myself in the mirror in 2026: Want to go to Costco and hang out at the food court? 0238
Reposted by stefanbiscuit @biscuit-tornado.space · 21hI could rake in the dough from evangelicals, if I completely forfeited all morals and ethics I left christianity so that I wouldn't be asked to do those things, though, so crisis averted 132
Reposted by stefandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21hPAW Patrol is hedonistic, Fast & Furious is hedonistic nihilist dreck, Cypriot pornos are hedonistic, children's entertainment is generally hedonistic, pedagogy is hedonistic. Masscult under Shaqism is inherently hedonistic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'. 4365
Reposted by stefanraindro g @raindro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026checked my notifications like i was expecting something after doing absolutely nothing to deserve it 0269
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 21hit’s so terrible how movies like jaws glorify getting eaten by a shark 03914
Reposted by stefanLydia (feral season) @smoreswhore.myatproto.social · 23hEvery woman knows someone that has been assaulted in some way. Which means every man does, too. You may not have been verbally told, but that person is in your life, somewhere. If you’re not aware of who it is, there’s probably a good reason for it. Sit with that. 1217
Reposted by stefanPaused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wanna un-experience evsrything. 0138
Reposted by stefansweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026umm yeah hey, who decided every aspect of your life should be a full-time job? 724057
Reposted by stefanSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22hWe never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not 615749
Reposted by stefanchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hairspraying my face to keep my scowl in place. 516757
Reposted by stefanceej @ceej.online · 22/09/2026I have a solid relationship with the motion-detecting soap dispenser at work that squirts soap on my sleeve whenever I wash my hands. We are working through our issues and committed to a strong future based on mutual trust 3067246
Reposted by stefanOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026what if we had goat pupils and could see almost all the way behind us? would that solve anything or no? 1722541
Reposted by stefanAmy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i can no longer host parties in my pants, the neighbors always call the cops 610534
Reposted by stefanBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Name consultant, fixer of literary names: Leave it to me, J.R.R. Let’s have a look here. Ahem. “At the back of the tavern sat the dark figure of a man. He would soon make himself known to the hobbits as Strider, but as the true king of men, he bore yet another name: Leonard Craisins.” 316613
Reposted by stefanIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bacon-wrapped buyer's remorse 092
Reposted by stefanfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 29/09/2026i relaxed my shoulders and a quarter fell out of my ear 55013
Reposted by stefankey @lefttwix.com · 26/09/2026few people are as vicious as the people of r/grilledcheese when someone posts a melt in their subreddit 26619
Reposted by stefanOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start 191974401
Reposted by stefanJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person 551102122
Reposted by stefankey @lefttwix.com · 19/09/2026the “i’m cumming, baby” (sexual) to “i’m coming, baby” (parental) pipeline 48422
Reposted by stefanLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Making a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova. 918254
stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026son: can i become president of the united states when i grow up? me: unfortunately, no, only scumbags can be president 0114
Reposted by stefanShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026stepped out for literally 4 seconds and now the overweight cat is eating all the high calorie food and the underweight cat is eating the weight loss food because they hate me personally 2263519
Reposted by stefanKaye Ross @kaye.zone · 29/09/2026businesses need to hire me because the name “Keyster” is right there 3303
Reposted by stefanrebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if you don't use ranch as lube are you even a real midwesterner 44110
Reposted by stefansweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna 822255
Reposted by stefanChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would just explain to the lion that if I run I'm going to become quite sweaty 24319
Reposted by stefanGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know what you do on the Internet 94513
Reposted by stefanSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026one time when i was a kid my dad went to the store to buy some groceries & came home with a bag of burnt money & a police dog. 0186
Reposted by stefanchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In Canada, no one can hear you scream. Sorry. 48434
Reposted by stefangamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible. 4421261239
Reposted by stefansweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder 625556
Reposted by stefan🦤 @dayofthedodo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#sensewrds 274 striding luminous spark It's one of those words—like shards, like shimmer—a well-walked path to light. And here I am, finding myself in someone else's footprints, as if they were always my own. Maybe they always were. Strike a match. Palm-leaf ash, our brushstrokes of repentance. 21713
Reposted by stefanGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/06/2026that’s not very right about now of you, funk soul brother 181447378
