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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 43m
I'm probably not depressed. I probably just need more cheese.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 6h
The easiest way to make me shut up is to feed me snacks.
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 28m
The top shelf in my freezer is a frozen potato graveyard.
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i feel more at one with the universe when im causing a lil havoc
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embrace the healing power of night spaghetti
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 18h
Hey girl, are you a disgraced cosmonaut?
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 15h
a hotdog will save your life
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a family of raccoons just joined my jam
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 15h
im a consummate unprofessional
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 15h
I use my spare time to implant false memories in neighborhood squirrels
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voyage into the butterverse
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dinner was 1 min late so obviously my cats have put out a hit on me
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 23h
standing at the edge of the world, eating a hotdog i found in my coat pocket
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 23h
standing at the edge of the world, eating a hotdog i found in my coat pocket
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 23h
*spiders running away* me: noo, come back.. my salad 🥺
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
back on my bullshit but it's just me eating a platter of presliced fancy cheeses
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the human urge to hide an onion in your doctor’s office
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That feeling when you stretch yourself into another dimension
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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thanks but I’d rather roll naked in a patch of poison ivy
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sometimes your sleep paralysis demon is really just three cats in a trench coat
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
something something basket of fries
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
telling the taco bell AI ill kill myself unless it gives me a free doritos loco
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do you even utilize your inner metronome bro??
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sneezed myself into the backrooms again
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the soda still has to be one of the top 5 squirts
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Living in the belly of the beast because he likes the company
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sipping a brew so dark, the abyss gave it a chef’s kiss
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you really love me you’ll give ne a house trained raccoon named Gary and some opium
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Asking random cats to be my meow-meow
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it’s not global warming. climate is just now available in flamin’ hot
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trudging through the lasagnasphere
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here a yikes there a yikes everywhere a YIKES yikes
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw a scarecrow today. It looked more employable than I am.
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harpy @harpy.party · 27/09/2026
snorting crushed up dracula teeth
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🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we chop we chop we sear we sear hurray hurray a stew is near
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🎵 gimme fries, gimme sweet little fries
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m gonna start wearing my microwave plate on a chain around my neck.
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
no regrets several concerns
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
i just want to feed mothman a piece of salami
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ethereal chalupa
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dirty dancing with my phantasms
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a fast acting poison would fix me
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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if a meteor fell to earth i would simply move out of the way
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who’s ur cheese plug? i roll with johnny pimento
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like a hearse in a taco bell drive thru. i’m just planning for the future
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you causing chaos or is chaos causing you?
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cookie recipe headstone in Maple Hill Cemetery, Huntsville AL 🍪🪦
Memaw's recipe on tombstone
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the bizarre phenomenon of having any clue wtf is going on
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