Reposted by 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 43mI'm probably not depressed. I probably just need more cheese. 0153
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 28mi feel more at one with the universe when im causing a lil havoc 031
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Reposted by 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 15hI use my spare time to implant false memories in neighborhood squirrels 24613
𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 18hdinner was 1 min late so obviously my cats have put out a hit on me 1265
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 23hstanding at the edge of the world, eating a hotdog i found in my coat pocket 1194
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the human urge to hide an onion in your doctor’s office 2115
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026sometimes your sleep paralysis demon is really just three cats in a trench coat 0185
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Reposted by 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026do you even utilize your inner metronome bro?? 2115
𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the soda still has to be one of the top 5 squirts 070
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026sipping a brew so dark, the abyss gave it a chef’s kiss 0163
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it’s not global warming. climate is just now available in flamin’ hot 0113
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Reposted by 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱🌸 beagle 🍃 @beagle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026we chop we chop we sear we sear hurray hurray a stew is near 1187
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Reposted by 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 30/10/2025i just want to feed mothman a piece of salami 2187
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026who’s ur cheese plug? i roll with johnny pimento 191
𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026like a hearse in a taco bell drive thru. i’m just planning for the future 092
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the bizarre phenomenon of having any clue wtf is going on 0144