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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧

@altaudge.bsky.social
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✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨ currently 30/immortal satan’s niece mdni/21+ she/her

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 1h
i’m not normal!
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frielf @goblin.fans · 4h
just had a vision of stone henge but made of turds
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 4h
a pasta party is just whenever i’m eating pasta btw
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 4h
pasta party? pasta party tonight, queen?
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 4h
i’m normal!
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 4h
wiggling in a bush defiantly
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 4h
it’s like no one wants to let me run them through with my sword anymore
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 4h
grinding you down into a mysterious powder
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 4h
i’ve got to get more evil immediately
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 5h
I boil my phone once a month to sanitize it
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 5h
wiggling menacingly
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 5h
sex jokes just cum naturally to me
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 5h
women only want one thing (to give you an earth shattering wedgie)
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 5h
i should have squiggle abilities
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 5h
falling to my death but it still takes like 50 years
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 5h
let me nibble
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 5h
my coworker just forced a man to go outside so he could cartwheel for her i’m so obsessed
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 8h
i can tell i’m having a good tit day
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 10h
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h
your intestines are a worm that lives inside you and dissolves your food
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14h
holding rapists accountable is so sexy
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key @lefttwix.com · 14h
sweet caroline? i heard she was kinda a bitch
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 13h
Labeling all the blood in my fridge with "not for human consumption"
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10h
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10h
the worms in my brain are so cozy up there
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h
my bones are wet from swimming in my blood
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 17h
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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TurdRater.com @notbirds.bsky.social · 16h
10/10
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 16h
it’s plop o’clock
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
logging on
Still from the television show Bob's Burgers showing Tammy running away from the camera with text that reads "(crying, farting)"
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Janky Pulitzer @janky.isgoodat.sex · 29/09/2026
*chef's kiss*
mub scamp @altaudge.bsky.so... 20d

i'm really nice but i'm also a bitch

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Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsk... 41m

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Sorry... sorry...

mud scamp

fuck you
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some of u, very cool. others? shape up.
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
children, or as i like to call them, catapult testers
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Biblically accurate penis
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
despite being an empty shell with no soul i have lots of love to give
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most people don't expect you to fire a trebuchet at their house, that's what makes it such a fun surprise
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i heard it’s #MonochromeMonday or something like that
mud scamp black and white mirror selfie
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i would never choose texas, how dare you?
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
a raccoon in the shower holding his head back with his mouth open and paws raised
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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you ever found my posts funny you should kiss me on the lips
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who here ordered the cumpkin spiced latte
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what if i carved a pumpkin into you instead? that’s still festive, right?
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fallen matthew @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m gonna carve one of your posts into a pumpkin
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
crying is fine but i think i do it too much
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sophia ♥️🎂 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have done what jesus couldn't: lived to turn 34
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026
let's all get anxiety!!!
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m bisexual which means i’m desperately in love with women and extremely enjoy objectifying men
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wizards cry too much
tears of a wizard and witches brew in bottles
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the claws are due for a sharpening
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
sunbathing in the blood of the lord
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