Reposted by Viva La Crap!Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine dying and getting to the river styx then seeing a QR code 1628076
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When we start euthanizing the least productive members of society I would like to sign up 072
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sorry, you can’t use a password with jokes or preexisting words. Your password must be so unique that it’s never been used by anyone ever. It must be so secure that you are unable to remember it. Also, don’t write it down. 083
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You seem to have mistaken me for someone who has reasons for what they do 08742
Reposted by Viva La Crap!filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026god what is forsaking me again going to accomplish? let’s think about this for a second 02812
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if pointing out your mistakes constitutes a national security risk maybe you shouldn't be making national security decisions 1248
Reposted by Viva La Crap!eff. @fabjx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026oh you think we live in the best of all possible worlds? name five other worse worlds you've lived in 1217
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We got no food, we got no jobs… our leaders’ heads aren’t falling off! 080
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*wakes up in a dumpster with no idea how I got there* This feels right. 212340
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What’s it mean when a spirit passes through you and it’s warm? Is it a demon or a hot ghost? 3124
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*opens Bluesky* *skeets joke about wet farts and hot yoga* *closes app* *addresses General Assembly of the United Nations* 05515
Reposted by Viva La Crap!The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Seven Habits of Highly Traumatized People 415453
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just misread something as a “spicy failure” and I’m gonna go with that from now on. 1319
Reposted by Viva La Crap!DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i like how instead of commercials now they pay a guy 15 bux to tweet "haha i saw these chips" 019932
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There should be a word for the psychosis I’m experiencing where everything is ridiculous. 083
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026[something good happens] ME: *already planning for the worst possible outcome* this is bullshit 617571
Reposted by Viva La Crap!sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026won a ton on kalshi by correctly predicting everything would get much worse 516438
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026With the way things are going, a year from now, there won't be a year from now. 17836
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wait, I lost track, what season of our discontent are we in? 67430
Reposted by Viva La Crap!key @lefttwix.com · 20/09/2026it’s 2026 it’s not a “walk of shame” anymore it’s a “slut strut” (complimentary) 422567
Reposted by Viva La Crap!The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Less: ChatGPT More: Researching amidst the flickering lanterns of an old-fashioned library in Prague during a raging thunderstorm with the help of a library ghost. 973787
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 01/08/2026can’t remember if i’m supposed to cry or scream when i enter a roundabout so i usually do both 110441
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Being mentally ill is starting to be a real fucking inconvenience. 717252
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Imagine being grounded now. Oh, you forbid me from leaving the house or attending social functions!? Sounds great! 24914
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I would like to challenge anyone to donate one million dollars to me. 04617
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I stay in shape by always doing things the hard way. 111560
Reposted by Viva La Crap!mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 26/02/2025anyone else kinda begging to be abducted by aliens at this point or nah 2026550
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Him: I’d like to speak with you when you have time. Me: Sorry, I’m totally booked through the apocalypse. 24123
Reposted by Viva La Crap!NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Has anyone seen my zest for life 47432
Reposted by Viva La Crap!House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026All Democrats have to do to win midterms is be like "We won't give you the explosive diarrhea parasite" and instead they probably will be like "We have to move further right to appeal to the explosive diarrhea parasite" 411822
Reposted by Viva La Crap!gg @ggallin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026*opens a bill* This is why that hot italian boy killed that guy 04611
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026back in my day it was pretty obvious what kind of politician was afraid of the free press 05618
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 06/11/2025[friend] omg youve lost so much weight whats your secret [me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now 6459110
Reposted by Viva La Crap!sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026*mouth full of skittles* there’s a tofu recall 171005244
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026[In a meeting with the higher-ups at work] “I’m optimistic about this, even though life has shown me time, and time, and time again that I shouldn’t be optimistic about anything, really.” 031
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“There’s a mental health epidemic in America” yeah there’s a drowning epidemic at the bottom of the ocean too you dumb fucking cracker. “eVeRyBoDy’S bUmMeD oUt dOwN aT tHe sAdNeSs fAcToRy” do you even realize how stupid you sound right now 416345
Reposted by Viva La Crap!donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I respect my haters and share their concerns 101186269
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026they don’t tell you but one of the leading causes of arthritis is having to scroll down to select the year of your birth 312540
Reposted by Viva La Crap!mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I get offended when people chalk up all my outbursts and quirks and anxiety to midlife hormonal changes, hey maybe I have been a nightmare since birth, have you thought of that at all 821041
Reposted by Viva La Crap!drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing 11603344
Reposted by Viva La Crap!🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026I don't just want to kill time I want it to suffer 319878
Reposted by Viva La Crap!sam @samthielman.com · 06/06/2025currently reassessing Napoleon and Alexander the Great based on the last few years of geopolitics to figure out where they fit into my emerging Huge Dumbass Theory of History 1220412
Reposted by Viva La Crap!korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Every morning I check the news just to see which chapter of the Old Testament we’re doing. 13818
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 31/08/2026For research, are you guys alive in real life or no 2119357
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 07/12/2024The Star Wars opening crawl, but it’s just a list of everything you’ve fucked up in your life. 1742677398
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Texting my daughter at 11pm: hey did u step on a crack 1389
Reposted by Viva La Crap![Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Come on big science we’ve eradicated the vapors but the heebie-jeebies still run rampant 712252
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026People don’t understand how much power children have over us. They can just step on a crack one day across the country there goes your back. 1237
Reposted by Viva La Crap!Tom Servo @angelus04.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The thing I remember most about 9/11 was the Republicans engaging in cancel culture if you didn't support their war in Iraq 711119
