Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20mMarvin stared at the painting of his great grandfather, who had survived two wars, worked three jobs to support his fourteen children, and eventually died saving a box full of kittens from a fire, and thought to himself, "You know, if I knocked that over, I could sleep on it." 13910
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14mI don’t have much to add. Maybe don’t park under a walnut tree this time of year. 24422
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 11hI single-handedly had four meetings cancelled today, feeling pretty smug 2279
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2mI’ve had the same Rueben sandwich in my back pocket for 18 months. 162
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 12hsmile so intense two tiny fists burst from my eye balls 05222
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 13h*Removes contact lenses incredulously* 03617
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 7hThis place doesn’t have urinal cakes so I guess it’s not that fancy 0105
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 25/04/2026“You are so chill” Thanks, I’m high 110956
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I wish good things for you, and at the same time I wish you the grace to accept good things can also happen to you, because you deserve it 0238
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 9mThey should make men that don’t talk. Just for fun 0106
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26mIt wasn't me, is something I say way too often. 01211
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 14mgirlfriend experience but it's just me saying my tummy hurts and asking you to run to the store for me 2162
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 27/02/2025The new normal has been replaced by the new patently absurd. 13319
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 13hJust saw some straight up propaganda paid for by me. I want off this timeline 0155
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 7mIf I’ve ever had a conversation with you about moose that was more than three minutes long, just know it’s because I was trying to have sex with you. 4123
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13hSometimes I forget that people can see me walk away mid-conversation. 614152
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Dropped the hot; just a mess 617656
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 1hcarefully curating my timeline to only show me the dumbest shit you've ever seen in your life 2459
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Good morning to those who participate. 213353
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 21h*seductively bending you over the pile of clean clothes that have been waiting to be folded for six days now* 082
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 16hWhat a mess..flavored condoms, cock rings, penis extender...time to clean out the junk drawer. 11910
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16hI talk to myself but draw the line at listening 415559
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 11hi can read your mind with my gut ok thx bye 2166
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 22mCelebrate Mental Health Day by logging off of the internet. 283
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 16hget in loser we’re lighting candles in a daze 64816
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 16hwhat’s your coffee order sugar 4124
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️M̵̡͉̬̤̫̩̤̣̫̜̫͈̩͙̮͔̜̤̃̉ͣ͊̌̍ͮ́ͯ̃̿̀̍̓͌̄͒̄̂̓̑͜͢͞_A̵̸̵̢̡̠͎̩͓̙̫̯͙̫͑̃ͦ̋͌͑̐̓̈̃́ͥ̓ͩ̚͡͠͝T̸̻͇̖T̴̸̻̣̙̘̒̓̊̓͒̐͆̈͘ @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 5hCrawling back into the hole that everybody seems to think I belong in. 131
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 17hplz hold for polymarket odds on the upcoming execution. Not here for that? press two for false flag event 1169
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 1hpopranolol my lord and savior 0207
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Anya Taylor-Hellancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 10hSome guy said 'techbro' is a racial slur and now I can't stop thinking about it. 2308
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 1hStarbucks wants to buy Chipotle… the company their now CEO ran into the ground when there 084
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 7hGuys sorry I didn’t tell you I went from suit guy, (suit, white shirt) to Blazer Guy. (Infinite combinations. Much more difficult) I’m like a mathematician now. 0113
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 1hSwear to God this gel eyeliner is lasting longer than my last three relationships, combined. 041
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1hThis arthritis has pretty much taken the light fantastic out of my tripping 2297
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don't explain to me like I am five, that's condescending. Explain to me like I am 55, distracted, and have never met you before in my life 410725
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 1hBroke up with my medieval bf because he accused me of controlling the weather 13712
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️praxis dumbsly @dumbsly.com · 1htoday and a little bit to the right 011
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2h*meditates to clear mind* *mind immediately fills with generalized dread, skeet ideas, shopping list, embarrassing memories* 04116
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Burned my pictures of you, Yet still can see your face. Vainglorious resolve Against a doubtful heart. 0116
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 4hHoly fuck did you guys know it’s Saturday?! 1196
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 1hGarlic Mashed Potatoes for breakfast because I’m an adult with stomach drama and doing the best I can (slowly eating what doesn’t make me queasy while I think about it in small portions.) 2282
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 15hContrary to what my Gander Mountain t-shirt and cargo shorts may tell you, I am a very complex and interesting person. 0117
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 1hThe rain made it really hard to get out of bed & will make the work day drag along. Luckily there’s chocolate for breakfast. 1111
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 9hApocalypse story and the world is ok but there's just a last human being left on the internet. I've been hoarding a fine google of "to squander" in case it's me 12921
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 21hThere’s a very obscure line between romance and horror. 23718
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Filling the bathtub with cereal and milk, now who’s Cuckoo for coco puffs? 59028
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 7hThe humble muddle of the magic. 02014
Reposted by Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 1hDaydreaming of snuggling in bed with my dogs and watching vampire diaries when I get home ✨ 1131