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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️

@steamymac.bsky.social
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Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20m
Marvin stared at the painting of his great grandfather, who had survived two wars, worked three jobs to support his fourteen children, and eventually died saving a box full of kittens from a fire, and thought to himself, "You know, if I knocked that over, I could sleep on it."
A cat stares at a large framed oval painting of a similar-looking cat in military dress.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14m
I don’t have much to add. Maybe don’t park under a walnut tree this time of year.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 54s
That’s the idea.
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 11h
I single-handedly had four meetings cancelled today, feeling pretty smug
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1m
Touch me, I’m disgusting.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2m
I’ve had the same Rueben sandwich in my back pocket for 18 months.
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 12h
smile so intense two tiny fists burst from my eye balls
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 13h
*Removes contact lenses incredulously*
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 7h
This place doesn’t have urinal cakes so I guess it’s not that fancy
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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
“You are so chill” Thanks, I’m high
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wish good things for you, and at the same time I wish you the grace to accept good things can also happen to you, because you deserve it
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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 9m
They should make men that don’t talk. Just for fun
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26m
It wasn't me, is something I say way too often.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 14m
girlfriend experience but it's just me saying my tummy hurts and asking you to run to the store for me
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The new normal has been replaced by the new patently absurd.
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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 13h
Just saw some straight up propaganda paid for by me. I want off this timeline
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 7m
If I’ve ever had a conversation with you about moose that was more than three minutes long, just know it’s because I was trying to have sex with you.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13h
Sometimes I forget that people can see me walk away mid-conversation.
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Dropped the hot; just a mess
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 1h
carefully curating my timeline to only show me the dumbest shit you've ever seen in your life
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Good morning to those who participate.
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 21h
*seductively bending you over the pile of clean clothes that have been waiting to be folded for six days now*
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 16h
What a mess..flavored condoms, cock rings, penis extender...time to clean out the junk drawer.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16h
I talk to myself but draw the line at listening
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 11h
i can read your mind with my gut ok thx bye
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Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 22m
Celebrate Mental Health Day by logging off of the internet.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 16h
get in loser we’re lighting candles in a daze
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 16h
what’s your coffee order sugar
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Crawling back into the hole that everybody seems to think I belong in.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 17h
plz hold for polymarket odds on the upcoming execution. Not here for that? press two for false flag event
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 1h
popranolol my lord and savior
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Anya Taylor-Hellancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 10h
Some guy said 'techbro' is a racial slur and now I can't stop thinking about it.
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 1h
Starbucks wants to buy Chipotle… the company their now CEO ran into the ground when there
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Cornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 7h
Guys sorry I didn’t tell you I went from suit guy, (suit, white shirt) to Blazer Guy. (Infinite combinations. Much more difficult) I’m like a mathematician now.
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Tell your dad I said hi @thebackwoodsfag.bsky.social · 1h
Swear to God this gel eyeliner is lasting longer than my last three relationships, combined.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h
This arthritis has pretty much taken the light fantastic out of my tripping
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't explain to me like I am five, that's condescending. Explain to me like I am 55, distracted, and have never met you before in my life
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 1h
Broke up with my medieval bf because he accused me of controlling the weather
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praxis dumbsly @dumbsly.com · 1h
today and a little bit to the right
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2h
*meditates to clear mind* *mind immediately fills with generalized dread, skeet ideas, shopping list, embarrassing memories*
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Burned my pictures of you, Yet still can see your face. Vainglorious resolve Against a doubtful heart.
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 4h
Holy fuck did you guys know it’s Saturday?!
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 1h
Garlic Mashed Potatoes for breakfast because I’m an adult with stomach drama and doing the best I can (slowly eating what doesn’t make me queasy while I think about it in small portions.)
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 15h
Contrary to what my Gander Mountain t-shirt and cargo shorts may tell you, I am a very complex and interesting person.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 1h
The rain made it really hard to get out of bed & will make the work day drag along. Luckily there’s chocolate for breakfast.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 9h
Apocalypse story and the world is ok but there's just a last human being left on the internet. I've been hoarding a fine google of "to squander" in case it's me
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 21h
There’s a very obscure line between romance and horror.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Filling the bathtub with cereal and milk, now who’s Cuckoo for coco puffs?
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 7h
The humble muddle of the magic.
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 1h
Daydreaming of snuggling in bed with my dogs and watching vampire diaries when I get home ✨
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