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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 55m

I got a raise today. Unexpectedly. So of course I’m suspicious. And this is why I can’t have nice things.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 8h

Another wagon Wednesday, and me coming down with dysentery once again.

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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 8h

We should have kept that fucking sled

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 23h

a reese's peanut butter cup the size of a bathtub so i can wallow in it

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 14h

Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A true working class candidate is on the ballot in WV! If you are in District 3, vote Dave Cantrell on Nov. 3rd! youtu.be/A6ig6_7t_dc?...

youtu.be

Meet Dave Cantrell: Independent, working class candidate for WV House District 3

YouTube video by Dave Cantrell

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Watch out for the quiet ones and the loud ones and the ugly ones and the handsome ones

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Clayton Hove @adtothebone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve built so much damned character this year I’m going to start selling it on Etsy.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I always get a thing of cookies when I bring fast food to my mom & someone who works there told me people don’t usually order a lot of cookies so the workers call me “the cookie lady.”

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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

as i walk through the hidden valley of the shadow of ranch

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The only word I’ve said aloud today is fuck. But in 3 different octaves!

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My boyfriend bought me a vintage RV to fix up and you damn well know this is going on the wall in the 2x2 shitter.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The garden is still keeping me busy. Also, pollinators gonna pollinate, yo.

A bee at the centre of a small yellow sunflower type situation.

Pollen covered little bee face though. Cutie!

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The only ring I’m ever putting on a man’s finger is my butthole.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve been too messed up to wash clothes so I’m going commando the past few weeks plz clap

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

No one ever told me how to get to Sesame Street. I assume it involves some sort of hallucinogen.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So if someone uses the phrase, “I’m going to be honest with you,” a lot, that’s a huge red flag right?

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Block lists are great. I got put on a few and who-boy I love blocking back people who don’t know me. It’s awesome.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

In tonight’s menu we have T-bone steaks that are so big I think they might be brontosaurus, baked potatoes, carrots and onions. Strawberry shortcake for dessert. If you’re coming over, bring your dog.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Saturday afternoons are for laundry and naps.

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ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026

got a new phone and had to wait like four hours to get back on bluesky. did you guys know there’s grass outside

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Look, we’re losing light and the veil between the living and the dead is becoming gossamer thin, so let me get this off my chest before it’s too late: you’re a dork

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 17/09/2026

This is some societal decay shit for sure

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you start out by saying “this is going to sound weird,” you’ll get my full attention

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I should have posted this on Labor Day.

@francisxwolf
the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

@POCHOWEK
footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Nine years ago today, I met my soul dog, and with no plans before that to get a dog, I took her home. I had the adoption forms filled out before I even called my husband. We observe this day as her birthday too, and today marks her 11th year. Every day she is with us is a gift. Our precious girl. 🐾❤️

A senior pit bull named Maya licks her lips before eating her birthday treat.

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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm like if an onion were horny

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

this is where I post from

cookware from the early 70s. brown mustard yellow pots, pan and a slow cooker. also a avocado green electric skillet and a stainless steel coffee pot

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A gnome in the bedroom is never a good sign

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I purchased a flutter sleeve leopard print blouse which, like myself, manages to be both cool and frumpy all at once.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m entering my porch goose era.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I have to get up at 4:45am for work now but I saw seven bunnies on the way in this morning so it’s worth it.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Some really good DQ coupons came in the mail today so if my boyfriend plays his cards right, Friday night he’s gonna get Blizzard laid.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re adding beets to salads for both the taste and the benefits

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Took me a long time to understand how weird normal is

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Just saw a flock of carnies heading south. Winter is coming.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I drank coffee at 4pm see you at 3am.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You’re tracking stardust everywhere!

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I think we're all due for a fairly decent meltdown

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My feelings are ham and I ate them.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/09/2026

Mark Carney in Thunder Bay on Lutnick: "I don't think, with all respect, appointed unelected cabinet members in the United States are experts on Canadian politics"

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

WHEN I SAY RUN AWAY WITH ME THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT 👇

Sky.
Fall trees.
Lake reflecting sky and fall trees. That white dot? Waaaaaay over to the right? That's our neighbors.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It’s crazy how our lady parts just be out here trying to kill us.

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

*Advice Needed* Signed up to do Stand-up Comedy at my work talent show. What is the best way to get a meeting with HR? They seem fun.

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