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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 1m
I need a strong Amish husband to build me strong fences and I also need a flamethrower, is that so much to ask
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 31m
all my hoes are called Julie
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zneeley25.bsky.social @zneeley25.bsky.social · 18h
(I'm sorry, I'm sure your mom is a nice lady, I just have to make jokes or I die)
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 1h
cuddling a mysterious figure yet to be revealed to the audience
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 1h
teenager in 2050 crying in bed listening to caravan palace writing in her ijournal how she has the soul of a superwholock and was born in the wrong generation
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 1h
it's that time again folks, the witch's brew youtu.be/0tpn-ZGL8Ok?...
youtu.be
Witch's Brew
YouTube video by jFolis
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 2h
I would love to be carried around in a baby carrier and snuggle and take naps and be cute but alas I'm 5'9 and sturdy
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 2h
ever since i was a little girl i knew i would be insane on the internet someday
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 2h
does anyone wanna feel weird and anxious with me today or not really
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 2h
a four-panel nancy comic strip. in the first frame, sluggo casually strolls along a sidewalk. his speech bubble says "who?" in the second frame, sluggo is still walking along and smiling. his speech bubble again says, "who?" third frame, it's still sluggo, he's still strolling, and he says it again, "Who?" in the fourth frame, nancy watches sluggo from behind a bush. her face is contorted with disgust. sluggo carries along unaware, musical notes dancing above his head. his final speech bubble says "whooo let the dogs out."
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 3h
ok
beautiful grey cat trying to bite my hand while I scratch his cheekbeautiful cat looking like a doofus chewing on my finger
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 3h
Hey. You matter. You’re one more person the zombies can eat before they get to me.
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 3h
we as a society are not building enough mounds
a big mound of red dirt in a field
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 14h
hmmm perhaps I should deactivate until my brain isn't so stinky
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monoveler.bsky.social @monoveler.bsky.social · 20h
Its a bug eat bug world
My heterometrus spinifer scorpion eating the head of a cricket
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monoveler.bsky.social @monoveler.bsky.social · 20h
Frigga (poecilotheria subfusca) destroying a roach
Frigga (poecilotheria subfusca) destroying a roach
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monoveler.bsky.social @monoveler.bsky.social · 20h
Roach annihilator
Heteroscodra maculata eating an adult dubia roachHeteroscodra maculata eating an adult dubia roach
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19h
Staying alive out of spite.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 17h
tastes like Santa came in my mouth
bottle of troegs beer, bourbon barrel aged mad elf, ale brewed with cherries and honey, aged in bourbon barrels
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 18h
pokeMOM go
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 18h
I asked my mom if she wanted to hang out tomorrow and she replied with a link to her tracking device?
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 18h
I'm not a girl but sometimes I'm a good girl
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yolo eat that raw batter
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20h
Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
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gigi @centerfold.bsky.social · 20h
if you know any questionable people here you legally have to dm me who
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 20h
thinking about this again
love that phenomenon where ur talking to another neurodivergent person for the first time and u haven't quite grocked their flavor of brain yet and they haven't grocked yours and you're both using your Acceptable Friendly Person Getting To Know You Script on each other but of course those scripts have been calibrated mainly for use with, like, normal people, so you just end up being like two conversational roombas bonking gently off one another like "hello fellow human" "hello fellow 'hello fellow human" until you both at some point manage to adjust your programming and actually like, communicate It's like vwhen I was a kid had two furbies and when you put them next to each other they'd just natter nonsensically past one another for a bit and then at some point one would abruptly recognize the other with its furby sensor or wle and it would shout "DANCE!" and the other one would flap its ears and reply "HEY, DANCE" and then, in perfect unison, they would begin to rock doot doot doo"
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 20h
if I were president I would ban shower farts
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 21h
im gonna use these on you
Pictured: the OG socker boppers from the 90s
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 22h
lets take a break from having fun and tweet about politics for a bit
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 22h
not sure how many times we have to go over this but stop 👏 reblogging 👏 me 👏
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 22h
at 500 followers I will not do anything in particular
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 22h
throwback to the daddy shirt i lost in the war
Pictured: me in a shirt that says Daddy
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Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 23h
the V in JAV stands for Voyager
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 23h
currently being scanned for alien lifeforms
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sasha: mischief and monsters edition @trashphalt.beauty · 02/10/2026
aint nobody got time to be "nice" but that has nothing to do with being kind 😤 I will change your tire while i cuss your dumb ass out for not being careful around the potholes (baltimore is philly's ratchet little sister)
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 02/10/2026
In honor of this humid Fuck-It-Friday what are you doing to engage in time theft at work, or anywhere else, who gives a shit just answer the god damned question
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mom it's philly ok
text message "we've experienced a total of three helpful people, most people here don't even like to smile 🤣🤣🤣"
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my mom came into Philly for the weekend so I will be an anxious mess until she goes back home
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2026
x-men's cyclops saying "to me, my julies"
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need someone to bring me treats and call me a bitch
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh we're Julie posting today huh
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm either horrible and so is everyone else or I'm going to start my period soon
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altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
wanting likes is suffering
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
coffee with chocolate milk my beloved
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you think am moving out without grabbing my beloved tony soprano fridge magnet, you would b incorrect
Pictured: heart shaped tony soprano magnet
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m Stuck in a Jefferies Tube Hatch! What Are You Doing, Captain Janeway?!
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Ghost of ianVG @ianvg.com · 02/10/2026
something like this. toe knife
bad photo showing my toe knife idea. a stick figure is kicking another a second one. there is a zoomed in section showing a knife coming out of the toe
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Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
milestone reached: after telling me my whole life that I can do better, the parents have finally accepted that I can’t yayayay
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