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was just running errands on my bike and some kind of very large angry hornet hit between my helmet and my jacket #motosky

the left side of my neck with a very latge red welt on it

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harpy @harpy.party · 16h

jumping up and down really hard until i pop into another dimension where I'm married to someone fabulous and rich

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harpy @harpy.party · 7h

i ate an auspicious 7 tacos yesterday

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hippity hoppity pizza's on its way

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harpy @harpy.party · 5h

just had to buy groceries, gas, and motor oil if anyone needs a very expensive blowjob

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harpy @harpy.party · 5h

i love grey leggings at the grocery store season

my butt in grey leggings as i was heading out to tun some errands. im also wearing a green hoodie and a grey leather purse

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harpy @harpy.party · 7h

i ate an auspicious 7 tacos yesterday

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 7h

Your home should have one of each shape in it.

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 9h

i am pure of heart and dumb of ass

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harpy @harpy.party · 16h

jumping up and down really hard until i pop into another dimension where I'm married to someone fabulous and rich

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 18h

when you get horny you should be able to detach your genitalia and throw it outside

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 17h

insects with huge muscular arms

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harpy @harpy.party · 05/07/2024

if you are a challenger on Iron Chef and the secret ingredient is something super fucked up you should be able to choose combat and then the chairman unveils a rack of polearms

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harpy @harpy.party · 17h

i wonder if another hat would make me happy

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harpy @harpy.party · 07/07/2026

fat titties tuesday venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy (two ys) ko-fi.com/harpyparty

my chest and abdomen naked, I'm sitting in a computer chair and the camera is resting on my desk so you are a little below my large boobs

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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 19h

I'm coming out with a new dish called Chicken Solitaire which is where you eat an entire rotisserie chicken by yourself

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harpy @harpy.party · 19h

i really don't feel like making dinner so I'm doing it now instead of later when i really really won't feel like making dinner

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harpy @harpy.party · 20h

SI stands for Stupid Idiot

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21h

The parents in Children of the Corn never used to let the children live in the corn. "You can't live in that corn," they'd say. And they paid the price

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harpy @harpy.party · 14/07/2026

fat titties tuesday venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy (two ys) ko-fi.com/harpyparty

me laying on the couch holding the camera up above me, my black top is pulled down below my boobs and my left arm is reaching between my legs (I'm wearing purple shorts)

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harpy @harpy.party · 20h

all of my coworkers have cute boyfriends/partners, pretty sure I'm the only single one at another job

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harpy @harpy.party · 21h

bending down and sniffing my butt every time i fart like a dog does

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21h

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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harpy @harpy.party · 21h

i should be paid an enormous income to paddle my kayak around beautiful glacial lakes searching for ancient UFO crash sites

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harpy @harpy.party · 29/09/2026

healthy breakfast, healthy lunch, sluttiest possible dinner

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harpy @harpy.party · 29/09/2026

my long sexy legs are sore as fuck

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

it rubs the lotion on its skin and it struggles with the doorknobs again

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harpy @harpy.party · 29/09/2026

i bet it feels dope as fuck to be a dog running around on a beach

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I took so many pictures lol perfect weather today

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harpy @harpy.party · 08/06/2026

milkers monday venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy (two ys) ko-fi.com/harpyparty

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harpy @harpy.party · 17/08/2026

milkers monday venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy (two ys) ko-fi.com/harpyparty

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harpy @harpy.party · 28/09/2026

i really like my cute little landscaping job. i hope that continues

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harpy @harpy.party · 28/09/2026

welp, its taco tuesday somewhere

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just saw an ant hauling a whole grain of rice back to his nest. they're gonna give that guy a round of applause when he pulls in

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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

guys let's start using the word "flammabilia" *turns directly to camera* flammabilia. having run out of fuel, I scoured the forest for flammabilia. flammabilia.

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harpy @harpy.party · 27/09/2026

making love beneath the warm glow of your dad

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harpy @harpy.party · 28/09/2026

who's afraid of vagina woof

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harpy @harpy.party · 28/09/2026

i feel so much better after eating dinner, i bet I'll feel amazing if i eat another one

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harpy @harpy.party · 27/09/2026

making love beneath the warm glow of your dad

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harpy @harpy.party · 27/09/2026

I'm not foolhardy I'm actually really smarthardy

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harpy @harpy.party · 26/09/2026

alright bluesky we're gonna start doing a weekly reading

a book titled "helping millennials thrive", cover art is a person with short hair looking at their phone while walking down an outdoor stairway

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harpy @harpy.party · 27/09/2026

The Country/Western of Gibraltar

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harpy @harpy.party · 27/09/2026

The Thoughtful Genius

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harpy @harpy.party · 27/09/2026

i wish someone would harvest MY moon

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS oiling the swingset stop when you smell oatmeal placing ice cubes in orchids & hoping for bees subtle as stacked microwaves puppy, I ain’t a leg plink, plink! pearls coming off the strand rich in fruit peels backup singers taking a smoke break & THAT’S a Myanmar shave

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