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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky

@dly.bsky.social
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All posts express the views or opinions of my employer, Bluesky. me: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x… funnier me: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsa…

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 1h
sent my niece (a college freshman) a note to remind her of all the ways she and her friends can look out for each other she ended her reply with "and I'm currently sitting at a fountain drinking coffee and eating a pastry so life is as good as it gets" and it made me do this: 🥹
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h
They should invent a me that doesn't suck
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
whenever someone tries to explain d&d to me
nathan fielder and elizabeth holmes in his documentary you can see everything saying okay all right okay good chat
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23h
i think i’ve accumulated enough life points to be upgraded to not this reality
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 4h
when your post is just too good
a bluesky notification that tells me it failed to delete post, please try again
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3h
Why's God fucking with my chips
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3h
If God is all powerful and all loving why are new bags of potato chips half empty
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17h
Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into the void
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18h
me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23h
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
in a monogamous relationship w/ the crease in my jeans rubbing my clit just right
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dly it's nap time, you are now "Opinyawn Editor @ Bluesky"
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just passed a guy who looked like a retired ninja turtle
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 25/09/2026
i think therefore im cum on it
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think we should determine seniority by whose jaw clicks the most
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
they should make a sequel where the witch is a dog instead and call it Blair Bud
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
drunk girls when you have to go home early and work in the morning
NYT opinion focus group with little drawing of all their dipshit faces:

Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service 
Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired 
Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail 
Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources 
Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work 
Disgusting.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 25/09/2026
Demand the entire party adopt Marie Glusenkamp Perez’ tough stance on sea lions
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Disaster, Gay of Crisis hit video game on the Nintendo Wii @disastergaycrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Being the friend who brings banana bread to people is an important and respected job
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
love being in my late-30s bc what do you mean I’m bringing a piece of my banana bread to the bar for my friend?
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 24/09/2026
[takes tasteful nudes atop his Hyundai Elantra]
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Replying "I don't get it" under every post until someone puts me down
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will Smith at the Oscars saying keep my mayor's name out your fucking mouth
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why's everyone gross all of a sudden?
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's on me, your honor
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Come at me bro. I’m in the Shire.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[5 minutes after taking edible] “I don’t feel anything” [30 minutes later] “They should unfreeze Walt Disney’s head and put it on Donald Duck’s body”
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 24/09/2026
wake and bake time
kitty cat frankie laying on the bed and going ham on a catnip joint
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
enough with these fruit scented shampoos. where are the fried chicken scented shampoos
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what if everyone bought me a pair of socks
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sorry I wish I could help but that's not on my bingo card this year
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
if you’re bisexual is it sex twice a week or every 2 weeks I always forget
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL IS GOING TO BE “MANAGED BY AI”?!?!?!
Helly from severance screaming
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/10/2024
Apple Computer? From Richard Scarry’s Busytown?
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
birds wake up screaming bc they’re empaths
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hairspraying my face to keep my scowl in place.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What’s your favorite thing being an adult? Mine is selling uranium to global terrorists
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 23/09/2026
one day, Pitbull woke up and decided to just give himself the promotion from "Mr 305", a promotion he'd previously just given himself, to "Mr Worldwide", and that's beautiful. you are whatever you say you are. the blood of your haters will water your fields.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
the boys are never coming back to town. the boys have been dead for 10 years.
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cult papa @cult-papa.com · 23/09/2026
logging on
photo of chris farley wearing a crown and smoking a cigarette in front of a window
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day the boys are back in town
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They should put a little piece of candy under the plastic push-up part that falls off when you're out of deodorant
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Michelin Boob Gourmand
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 23/09/2026
someone falling and farting when they hit the ground as a bit in movies/tv has a 100% success rate
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
this take on Goldilocks is a little different than I remember
book inscription

You three sluts are dead!
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
didn’t get ratio’d into oblivion today please clap
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