Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 1hsent my niece (a college freshman) a note to remind her of all the ways she and her friends can look out for each other she ended her reply with "and I'm currently sitting at a fountain drinking coffee and eating a pastry so life is as good as it gets" and it made me do this: 🥹 2813
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Bluesky PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3hThey should invent a me that doesn't suck 85413
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026whenever someone tries to explain d&d to me 614220
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem 013359
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird 514750
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23hi think i’ve accumulated enough life points to be upgraded to not this reality 111834
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskyalber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 4hwhen your post is just too good 529632
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3hWhy's God fucking with my chips 3363
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3hIf God is all powerful and all loving why are new bags of potato chips half empty 1513529
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17hDue to personal reasons, I will be screaming into the void 1417944
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18hme and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free 930969
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23h"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start 191954397
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/05/2024in a monogamous relationship w/ the crease in my jeans rubbing my clit just right 1617833
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskykaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026dly it's nap time, you are now "Opinyawn Editor @ Bluesky" 0121
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskyalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026just passed a guy who looked like a retired ninja turtle 117311
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyYooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 25/09/2026i think therefore im cum on it 1153
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think we should determine seniority by whose jaw clicks the most 1417942
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskyalber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026they should make a sequel where the witch is a dog instead and call it Blair Bud 411721
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 25/09/2026drunk girls when you have to go home early and work in the morning 251443
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 25/09/2026Demand the entire party adopt Marie Glusenkamp Perez’ tough stance on sea lions 1455729
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyDisaster, Gay of Crisis hit video game on the Nintendo Wii @disastergaycrisis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Being the friend who brings banana bread to people is an important and respected job 1211
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026love being in my late-30s bc what do you mean I’m bringing a piece of my banana bread to the bar for my friend? 2136127
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyTruman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 24/09/2026[takes tasteful nudes atop his Hyundai Elantra] 25523
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Bluesky🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Replying "I don't get it" under every post until someone puts me down 2827537
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why's everyone gross all of a sudden? 2013137
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That's on me, your honor 48218
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskydisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Come at me bro. I’m in the Shire. 020241
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[5 minutes after taking edible] “I don’t feel anything” [30 minutes later] “They should unfreeze Walt Disney’s head and put it on Donald Duck’s body” 626643
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026enough with these fruit scented shampoos. where are the fried chicken scented shampoos 2724268
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026what if everyone bought me a pair of socks 13718
Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sorry I wish I could help but that's not on my bingo card this year 411927
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 02/06/2025if you’re bisexual is it sex twice a week or every 2 weeks I always forget 431347273
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026WHAT DO YOU MEAN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL IS GOING TO BE “MANAGED BY AI”?!?!?! 2227141
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskyceej @ceej.online · 30/10/2024Apple Computer? From Richard Scarry’s Busytown? 754862
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026birds wake up screaming bc they’re empaths 11582164
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskychris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hairspraying my face to keep my scowl in place. 516757
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What’s your favorite thing being an adult? Mine is selling uranium to global terrorists 1315227
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Bluesky-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 23/09/2026one day, Pitbull woke up and decided to just give himself the promotion from "Mr 305", a promotion he'd previously just given himself, to "Mr Worldwide", and that's beautiful. you are whatever you say you are. the blood of your haters will water your fields. 311118
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/01/2025the boys are never coming back to town. the boys have been dead for 10 years. 431182196
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ BlueskyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day the boys are back in town 1030259
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskyweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They should put a little piece of candy under the plastic push-up part that falls off when you're out of deodorant 401222125
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskyslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 23/09/2026someone falling and farting when they hit the ground as a bit in movies/tv has a 100% success rate 5728
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskygwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026this take on Goldilocks is a little different than I remember 28410
Reposted by Opinion Editor @ Blueskyillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026didn’t get ratio’d into oblivion today please clap 1116920