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Juiceticles

@juiceticles.bsky.social
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Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 13h
The first rule of mental illness club is login to Bluesky.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 7h
Take a selfie with me at my funeral. It’s what I would have wanted
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smillz @righttwix.com · 09/04/2025
If you bring chocolate graham crackers and marshmallows to the sex party it’s a smorgy
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 11h
Radically accepting that everything is lava
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 8h
(after putting away the groceries) now for my next meal (eats all the snacks)
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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sometimes perfectly normal looking people turn out to be fire pissing demons
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 9h
Hi..I'm full of toxic positivity.
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 11h
flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day
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CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People have no idea how much I will actually inconvenience myself to avoid something.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2024
this gun only shoots rays of hope buddy
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11h
websites for… butts & garbage: OnlyCans fogerty & quayle: OnlyDans sneakers & trucks: OnlyVans solo & christian andersen: OnlyHans peter & cooking utensils: OnlyPans laurel & lee: OnlyStans drescher & lebowitz: OnlyFrans master & best laid: O
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
"Have some respect. This is a funeral" *slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero*
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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
starting to think my cat is an ex girlfriend spy
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Wondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 23h
Should I post more or less or a secret third thing (go back to smoke signals)
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 29/09/2026
Sitting with one titty out like they used to do in the olden days
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 16h
I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17h
according to this pregnancy test, im pretty high
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trial and error would be great names for twins
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 22h
When the going gets tough, I make wisecracks.
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 19h
JNCO should make sweatpants we can sail away to distant lands in
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet
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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i forget so many things i long to remember why the fuck do i have to remember all the shit i wanna forget
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I no longer have dark desires since my vision turned to shit in dim lighting .
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.
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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 20h
I'm having trouble untying the knot in these sweatpants, so I guess world domination will be on the back burner today.
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 21h
Guys, I’m up (threatening)
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026
one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me at some concert: sing some shit I know
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting dizzy with it.
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*death metal guy flipping thru medical journal for song names ooh, Eyestalk Ablation perfect
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love it when people argue in my replies
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't think my lucky shirt will fix this
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s not you it’s me I say, looking in the mirror.
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026
if you drain the fat after frying ground beef we cannot be friends
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So help me god if I watch those texting dots bounce for 36 minutes while you're typing and I get less than 412 paragraphs I will block you.
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👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
welcome to middle age you have a favorite ibuprofen tablet style now
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/09/2026
a blinker to show you’re changing moods
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes it isn’t necessary to use your entire brain
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 28/09/2026
i know cancel culture isn't real bc my ideas are absolute dogshit and i'm still doing just fine
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reverse cowgirl so you can scratch that spot under my shoulder blade I can’t reach
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It’s days like these I wish my dog could pet me back.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I was a kid playing Hangman, sometimes I would guess wrong just to hang him
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Woke up extremely handsome and delusional again
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