Reposted by Juiceticlesstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 13hThe first rule of mental illness club is login to Bluesky. 414648
Reposted by JuiceticlesKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 7hTake a selfie with me at my funeral. It’s what I would have wanted 210346
Reposted by Juiceticlessmillz @righttwix.com · 09/04/2025If you bring chocolate graham crackers and marshmallows to the sex party it’s a smorgy 37720
Reposted by JuiceticlesMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 11hRadically accepting that everything is lava 214764
Reposted by JuiceticlesTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 8h(after putting away the groceries) now for my next meal (eats all the snacks) 813330
Reposted by Juiceticlesminkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026sometimes perfectly normal looking people turn out to be fire pissing demons 12310
Reposted by Juiceticlestrickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 11hflaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day 720560
Reposted by JuiceticlesCrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social · 09/08/2026People have no idea how much I will actually inconvenience myself to avoid something. 24117
Reposted by Juiceticles🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2024this gun only shoots rays of hope buddy 510342
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Reposted by JuiceticlesSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 13/07/2023"Have some respect. This is a funeral" *slowly removes giant sombrero revealing smaller yet still pretty big sombrero* 10849207
Reposted by JuiceticlesDreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 27/07/2026starting to think my cat is an ex girlfriend spy 04424
Reposted by JuiceticlesWondervamp Jenny 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 23hShould I post more or less or a secret third thing (go back to smoke signals) 0124
Reposted by JuiceticlesPerfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 29/09/2026Sitting with one titty out like they used to do in the olden days 13813
Reposted by JuiceticlesSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 16hI’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season 811744
Reposted by JuiceticlesDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17haccording to this pregnancy test, im pretty high 07529
Reposted by JuiceticlesBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026trial and error would be great names for twins 921765
Reposted by Juiceticlescrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 22hWhen the going gets tough, I make wisecracks. 03519
Reposted by JuiceticlesDan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 19hJNCO should make sweatpants we can sail away to distant lands in 39631
Reposted by JuiceticlesSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet 216754
Reposted by JuiceticlesAmy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i forget so many things i long to remember why the fuck do i have to remember all the shit i wanna forget 16617
Reposted by JuiceticlesRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I no longer have dark desires since my vision turned to shit in dim lighting . 15530
Reposted by JuiceticlesDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important. 2627382
Reposted by JuiceticlesGreg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 20hI'm having trouble untying the knot in these sweatpants, so I guess world domination will be on the back burner today. 05317
Reposted by JuiceticlesEMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 21hGuys, I’m up (threatening) 1510910
Reposted by JuiceticlesFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want. 1248381
Reposted by JuiceticlesGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace 2420050
Reposted by JuiceticlesSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit 23339135
Reposted by JuiceticlesShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me at some concert: sing some shit I know 49351
Reposted by JuiceticlesDan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*death metal guy flipping thru medical journal for song names ooh, Eyestalk Ablation perfect 211428
Reposted by Juiceticles PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love it when people argue in my replies 85222
Reposted by JuiceticlesMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it. 311363
Reposted by JuiceticlesSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you 2317063
Reposted by JuiceticlesCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces 417871
Reposted by JuiceticlesAmbooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't think my lucky shirt will fix this 24515
Reposted by JuiceticlesMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s not you it’s me I say, looking in the mirror. 39141
Reposted by JuiceticlesFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026if you drain the fat after frying ground beef we cannot be friends 11508
Reposted by JuiceticlesEMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So help me god if I watch those texting dots bounce for 36 minutes while you're typing and I get less than 412 paragraphs I will block you. 1614024
Reposted by Juiceticles👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026welcome to middle age you have a favorite ibuprofen tablet style now 710832
Reposted by JuiceticlesfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/09/2026a blinker to show you’re changing moods 514750
Reposted by JuiceticlesBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first. 19054
Reposted by JuiceticlesKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sometimes it isn’t necessary to use your entire brain 59850
Reposted by JuiceticlesFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 28/09/2026i know cancel culture isn't real bc my ideas are absolute dogshit and i'm still doing just fine 214427
Reposted by JuiceticlesMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reverse cowgirl so you can scratch that spot under my shoulder blade I can’t reach 1012426
Reposted by JuiceticlesSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21/04/2026It’s days like these I wish my dog could pet me back. 19640
Reposted by JuiceticlesDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I was a kid playing Hangman, sometimes I would guess wrong just to hang him 1010532
Reposted by JuiceticlesNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Woke up extremely handsome and delusional again 08431