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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Our eyes meet. Our eyes introduce themselves. Our eyes shake little eyehands. Our eyes offend each other. Our eyes go to war.

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Jessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 6h

i don't think you should be allowed to call your business a speakeasy if it has a yelp page

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We should all get together and play solitaire.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 5h

I would 100% have sex with R2-D2.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My cats are looking at me with little sneers like, "Your algebra can't help you now."

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Handing out chunks of concrete to the younglings this year, the key is to find some cinder blocks a few months in advance just in case there's a rush in October

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 4h

I hate math because every time I'm like "there is no way I have this little money" math is like "oh but there is"

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 7h

my mother: a watched pot never boils 4yo me: challenge fucking accepted

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Can’t even reanimate the dead with black magic anymore because of woke

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11h

Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

“You don’t need to pause it, I’m just gonna pee.” The dejected grim reaper continues watching footage of my disgusting inconsequential life.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19h

you made your shed now go get high in it

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

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Stevevsninjas @stevevsninjas.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

in your moment of greatest peril, every animal you ever swerved to avoid appears to fight on your behalf

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 15h

deep pan sexual

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/06/2024

I don’t understand this obsession with gutters. We never had gutters and the cold water dripping down the back of our necks while we wrestled with skeleton keys in the lock only added to our joie de vivre

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12h

Old people love answering the phone

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

The deafening silence of words left unspoken.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 22h

Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 12h

Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker.

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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 21h

we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 15h

Always one awkward hug away from faking my own death.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 13h

Can’t wait to watch the documentary that will be made about me when I finally snap.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 14h

I really do have to get my shit together, but thankfully I don't have to do it this weekend

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

*from the ditch I’m doing great.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my toxic trait is enumerating all my toxic traits for you before we even have coffee together

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Miss this guy.

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You’re telling me this ween is hallow?

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One day I’ll be rich enough to buy a super fast car and drive it really slow

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2024

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

well well well if it isn’t what goes around coming around

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours

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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am rainbow dash . I am anthropomorphized trans lesbian applejack going down on anthropomorphized pansexual cis female rarity. I am anthropomorphized third worldist maoist polyamorous transgender rainbow dash watching trans lesbian applejack going down on anthropomorphized pansexual cis female rari

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sometimes my wife catches me in the kitchen whispering a version of the argument we just had but with me winning.

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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trump on Iran: THEY WERE DOING NUCLEAR, THEY WERE DOING DRUGS, THEY WERE DOING SECRET TRANS ON AMERICAN SCHOOL CHILDREN

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

clowns are made up

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

why are they so happy about it

screenshot of an instagram ad for an item on AliExpress.

Pet Incinerator
Smokeless & Odorless
Easy to Operate
Customizable

There is a oicture of a giant orange machine that i presume is the aforementioned pet incinerator. a cartoon dog and cat are looking at it and smiling.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Secreting all the colours of the rainbow.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My contribution today. Grasshopper on moss.

Grasshopper on moss. Wooden fence background.

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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

doin lines of that top shelf tehran nuclear dust, im fucked up off the fent isotopes, im filling the bong with heavy water and smoking mutated enriched three mile island glowing meltdown kush, feeling like the 3 eyed simpsons reactor fish, this shit aint nothin to me man

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’ve had the same stomach ache for six days, I think that’s probably a good sign.

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone wrote ‘boobs like church bells’ and I'll never write anything better than that

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