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Juiceticles

@juiceticles.bsky.social
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Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 4h
the nincompoopery will continue until morale improves
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 4h
Deleted for your comfort.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 14h
Face down, ass up. (Wholesomely)
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 14h
Watching the movie The Craft in 1996: I should learn witchcraft Watching the movie The Craft in 2026: I should buy more candles
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 15h
My body is a wonder land, wrapped with caution tape.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15h
Sometimes like to microdose a nervous breakdown by listening to The Wall in the shower
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 13h
Accidentally toggled brain to dark mode.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13h
Killer geese flying in a V for vendetta
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 5h
I was the 69th like on three posts this morning, so I'm considering today a win
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 12h
I always mix up occam’s razor with the pit and the pendulum
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trying to wrap my head around it all but it's not that stretchy
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 5h
Falsity is a nice name for a baby girl.
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 15h
**looking forward to cycles that aren't so vicious**
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 5h
Sometimes people come into your life to teach you a lesson, and hopefully it has nothing to do with math
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 14h
The wedding was cool and all but I think the bride was a little perturbed because I bested her in wardrobe changes.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14h
liberty biberty and the temple of doom
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
every day I'm like I'll figure my shit out soon
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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 5h
Sorry I quoted Mac Miller while we were sexting.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18h
Wilt thou not eat thy pizza crusts?
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wonder if that bird who’s cuckoo for cocoa puffs ever tried cocaine
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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 18h
Wine me. Dine me. Unalive me.
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I’ve watched all the detective shows on BritBox if anyone needs some shit solved
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16h
5 yo: How old is Olive? me: Olive is 13 years old 9 yo (shouted from across the living room): That's why you have to be nice to her. She's old as fuck!
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 16h
*seductively helps hamburger*
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18h
Milk puns are attractive? No whey.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I stretched wrong this morning and now I’m faking a failed open parachute over Maine.
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not to brag but I’ve been told I have a punchable face
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
It's not drinking alone if the dog is home
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Love myself? I’m not even my type.
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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 17h
I dress like a Frankenstein all year round so Halloween doesn’t mean shit to me
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*seductively inserts plug into phonehole*
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 20h
The shitpost you didn't write is the shitpost that could have changed the world
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21h
boy, are you plain greek yogurt bc you’re good for me but you’re so dull and i hate you
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People be like oh just be honest but no one really wants the truth
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just randomly agreeing to do stuff because I don't think I'll live long enough to follow it through.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The last time I said "I'm fine" and truly meant it, Pluto was still a planet.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20h
If you’re not using your phone to text people in the same house then you’re doing it wrong
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18h
My skeets have no nutritional value.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 23h
Monday morning: preparing to nourish my body with nutrient dense foods all week Monday afternoon: thinking of buying a Costco sheet cake to eat on the way home
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20h
All good things are a little out of tune
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 22h
Them: How old are you grandma? Me: Old enough that when you change your avatar it fucks me up a bit
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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 20h
I get my cardio in by repeatedly pushing the envelope.
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 20h
Winning everyone over by cancelling plans
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 19h
when wolverine got fleas i bet it was pretty hard to scratch the itches
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some church people knocked on my door and said they wanted to tell me about the afterlife. I told them I’m trying to avoid any spoilers.
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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 20h
Since the junk in my trunk is mostly cheese, I will now refer to it as my dairyere
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just me and my nervous system doing the running man
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22h
everything went according to a plan I didn't have
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 19h
Can't wait for cool autumn weather and bulky hoodies so I can stop sucking my gut in so hard in public.
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