Reposted by JuiceticlesBram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 4hthe nincompoopery will continue until morale improves 24822
Reposted by JuiceticlesMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 4hDeleted for your comfort. 16425
Reposted by JuiceticlesCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 14hFace down, ass up. (Wholesomely) 1511217
Reposted by JuiceticlesLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 14hWatching the movie The Craft in 1996: I should learn witchcraft Watching the movie The Craft in 2026: I should buy more candles 412233
Reposted by Juiceticlesash @ashhull.bsky.social · 15hMy body is a wonder land, wrapped with caution tape. 57127
Reposted by Juiceticlesweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15hSometimes like to microdose a nervous breakdown by listening to The Wall in the shower 1214712
Reposted by JuiceticlesMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 13hAccidentally toggled brain to dark mode. 210844
Reposted by JuiceticlesKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13hKiller geese flying in a V for vendetta 110943
Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 5hI was the 69th like on three posts this morning, so I'm considering today a win 22610
Reposted by JuiceticlesReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 12hI always mix up occam’s razor with the pit and the pendulum 1467
Reposted by JuiceticlesBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Trying to wrap my head around it all but it's not that stretchy 02112
Reposted by JuiceticlesDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 5hFalsity is a nice name for a baby girl. 062
Reposted by JuiceticlesCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 15h**looking forward to cycles that aren't so vicious** 39527
Reposted by JuiceticlesSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 5hSometimes people come into your life to teach you a lesson, and hopefully it has nothing to do with math 27030
Reposted by JuiceticlesShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 14hThe wedding was cool and all but I think the bride was a little perturbed because I bested her in wardrobe changes. 05021
Reposted by Juiceticles🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14hliberty biberty and the temple of doom 415544
Reposted by Juiceticlesrebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026every day I'm like I'll figure my shit out soon 194
Reposted by Juiceticlesmensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 5hSorry I quoted Mac Miller while we were sexting. 33310
Reposted by JuiceticlesSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18hWilt thou not eat thy pizza crusts? 2215857
Reposted by JuiceticlesSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026wonder if that bird who’s cuckoo for cocoa puffs ever tried cocaine 35719
Reposted by JuiceticlesThe Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 18hWine me. Dine me. Unalive me. 064
Reposted by Juiceticles Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I’ve watched all the detective shows on BritBox if anyone needs some shit solved 510229
Reposted by Juiceticlesalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16h5 yo: How old is Olive? me: Olive is 13 years old 9 yo (shouted from across the living room): That's why you have to be nice to her. She's old as fuck! 917316
Reposted by JuiceticlesForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18hMilk puns are attractive? No whey. 1410431
Reposted by JuiceticlesIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I stretched wrong this morning and now I’m faking a failed open parachute over Maine. 0239
Reposted by JuiceticlesBram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026not to brag but I’ve been told I have a punchable face 26921
Reposted by Juiceticlesanton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 27/08/2023It's not drinking alone if the dog is home 05024
Reposted by JuiceticlesKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Love myself? I’m not even my type. 4273104
Reposted by Juiceticlesslice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 17hI dress like a Frankenstein all year round so Halloween doesn’t mean shit to me 0114
Reposted by Juiceticlesfauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026*seductively inserts plug into phonehole* 23111
Reposted by JuiceticlesCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 20hThe shitpost you didn't write is the shitpost that could have changed the world 07129
Reposted by Juiceticlessweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21hboy, are you plain greek yogurt bc you’re good for me but you’re so dull and i hate you 611730
Reposted by JuiceticlesDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026People be like oh just be honest but no one really wants the truth 2619664
Reposted by JuiceticlesJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just randomly agreeing to do stuff because I don't think I'll live long enough to follow it through. 212757
Reposted by JuiceticlesJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The last time I said "I'm fine" and truly meant it, Pluto was still a planet. 1022989
Reposted by JuiceticlesDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20hIf you’re not using your phone to text people in the same house then you’re doing it wrong 108623
Reposted by JuiceticlesBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 23hMonday morning: preparing to nourish my body with nutrient dense foods all week Monday afternoon: thinking of buying a Costco sheet cake to eat on the way home 13615
Reposted by JuiceticlesSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20hAll good things are a little out of tune 2116561
Reposted by JuiceticlesBrie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 22hThem: How old are you grandma? Me: Old enough that when you change your avatar it fucks me up a bit 67329
Reposted by JuiceticlesBoochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers 323983
Reposted by JuiceticlesMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 20hI get my cardio in by repeatedly pushing the envelope. 35835
Reposted by Juiceticles👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 20hWinning everyone over by cancelling plans 46225
Reposted by Juiceticlestrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 19hwhen wolverine got fleas i bet it was pretty hard to scratch the itches 24817
Reposted by JuiceticlesJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Some church people knocked on my door and said they wanted to tell me about the afterlife. I told them I’m trying to avoid any spoilers. 321971
Reposted by JuiceticlesSpooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 20hSince the junk in my trunk is mostly cheese, I will now refer to it as my dairyere 512039
Reposted by Juiceticlesmindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026just me and my nervous system doing the running man 07826
Reposted by JuiceticlesSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 22heverything went according to a plan I didn't have 315268
Reposted by JuiceticlesBreakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 19hCan't wait for cool autumn weather and bulky hoodies so I can stop sucking my gut in so hard in public. 33411