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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

"Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club" -Actually this is Oxymoron Club "Ok, same difference" *looks at group* -Oh, this guy is good

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I remember when a foot long was $5

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve fucked around countless times and I’ve yet to find out

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

the guy i hired off craigslist to pee on my feet showed up wearing an ascot. fucken weirdo

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ever since the Obama administration life has been a steady stream of hating people you thought you liked

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Imagine dying in the 90’s when someone would find your porn collection

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

wonder if that bird who’s cuckoo for cocoa puffs ever tried cocaine

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

by the time I’m finished blowing up my sex doll I’m too tired to make love to it

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hello, 911? I had a sex dream about Kool-Aid Man

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

No results found for "Suge Knight Shyamalan".

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

seductively unzips my hazmat suit to reveal another hazmat suit

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Spread cheeks, not hate

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

if you could snap your fingers and be an expert at something what would it be?

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i know i need to post more but all my thoughts are garbage thoughts

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I just ate an enormous, garlicky burger, who wants to make out in my garage? (with me)

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i opened an umbrella indoors and nothing bad happened i am a god

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"I'm just gonna pull on weird animal parts until something comes out that I can drink" -guy who discovered milk

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You have a pair of gloves specifically for driving? Haha you douchebag! *puts on Golden Corral sweat pants*

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026

REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

ALANIS: would she go down on you in a theater? ME: that’s actually not a huge priority for me

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

life is so much easier as a toddler. you can just bite the shit outta someone who’s pissing you off and nobody does shit about it really

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

[present day Back to the Future] “Fred, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Durst!… You know that new sound you been looking for? Well, listen to this…”

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026

Boy I hate inflation. What I should do is give everyone in the country five thousand dollars

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

[present day Back to the Future] “Fred, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Durst!… You know that new sound you been looking for? Well, listen to this…”

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Foldable phones? What else? Foldable laundry?! Give me a fuken break

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

asked my doctor if my heart was healthy enough for sex and he said LOL he didn’t even laugh he said the letters

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m God and welcome to jackass! (Noah is the the background workin his ass off on this big ass boat)

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 03/09/2026

what's the weirdest way we can say Sean Lennon had a kid

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

who wants to join a fantasy football league? applicants must have current knowledge of the NFL and be willing to sleep with my wife

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/09/2026

The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Been eating super clean the last month. You’d be surprised how little you actually need to eat per day when nothing actually tastes good.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Those people following 666 accounts, are not going to follow you back, they’ve hit their number.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

[opening the first bowling alley] -it’s too cheap. we’ll never make a profit “we’ll make them rent shoes”

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

get in, loser. it’s fucking hot outside, you goddamn idiot. don’t get a heatstroke, you dumbass. stay hydrated, you giant piece of shit

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Mother: Timmy wants candy for his birthday Father: [high on acid] Let's blindfold him and make him smash a paper donkey with a stick

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

how come when a woman has sex with a bunch of men she’s “promiscuous” but when i do it I’m “homosexual”

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

imagine it never flooded and Noah was just sitting there with this big ass ark looking like an idiot

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Finally finished building a 12-mile-long plastic tube so my hamster can visit me at work

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

[peering out the window as blood rains from the sky] we needed this

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

What if the gift horse is talking to a deaf person who reads lips???

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/08/2026

you know when you think about it, cum is the throw up of the balls

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

I hate it when I visit a small, isolated town with a history of occult activity to conduct my historical research but all the townsfolk seem rude and creepy except for one person who's charming and modern and then that person turns out to be the devil.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

[watching a pro athlete drop a pass] me: *eating spaghettios for dinner* “what a loser”

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“Am I original?” other Backstreet Boys: yeah “Am I the only one?” OBB: yeah “Am I sexual?” OBB: wait, what?

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

the beauty of having an inactive following is I can post anything with no consequences. Fuck you gary

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

[doing cocaine with a bird] dude your beak is like… right in my face

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“Am I original?” other Backstreet Boys: yeah “Am I the only one?” OBB: yeah “Am I sexual?” OBB: wait, what?

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