weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3hIf you see this post whatever you want, or nothing, no pressure 2912516
Reposted by weederAlexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 13hit's waning gibbous. hallelujah it's waning gibbous 05910
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13hI'm listening to my body and it's saying "never eat another Quest bar." 3684
Reposted by weeder🐈⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 15hThe people who put up fake AI nature videos on YouTube should be fed to piranhas 4664
Reposted by weederdeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 18hSailor: you ever see a manatee? Pilot: yeah Sailor: hubba hubba right Pilot: I guess. You ever see a cloud? 01216
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21hJust want to ride my bike and pet my cat and cook something good to eat but nooooooooo 916716
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22hWe were all worried about the singularity, nobody expected the doublarity 1012217
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22hPretty fucked up how refreshing and healing it is to hear someone important say out loud that Trump is a criminal and should be prosecuted. Completely gaslit nation. So bad for our brains. 201106193
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22hThe only way out is through. Well there's also an escape hatch that costs a million dollars to open. But for you, yeah. 213524
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wearing a Guy Fawkes mask to let everybody know I'm still mad 1014116
Reposted by weederRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 17/09/2025screaming crying growing up 1505
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Understanding the Corporate Mind and its Limitations: a Handbook for Creatives 58712
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not big on the idea of tech implants but if there was a way to have my gut track calories, I'd probably get cyberstomach 8755
Reposted by weederVadim Zaytsev @piperatdawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We gave him horse tranquilizer, and he's still posting 2492
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Posting at 3AM during a sleep study, their machines are sparking and smoking, techs are running around 1236136
Reposted by weederRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026people after they see my posts: 0885
Reposted by weederalber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026checking the news and wondering when it will be safe to eat food again 310521
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Computer monitor OSD buttons and menus are designed by the CIA to wear us down, exhaust us, diminish our will to resist. 1012011
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106452512
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome 2153187
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ate a lot of chicken fingers growing up before I ever saw a chicken and was surprised how small their hands are 1124331
Reposted by weederparticle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me 2638166
Reposted by weederdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work 01051142
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Looking at my work calendar and wondering if I have it in me 1413111
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wish there was a protein bar with 300 calories but the size of a meatloaf 2531131
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Quit drinking coffee. Now there is no point at which you may talk to me. 1750557
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ran out of things to change about myself so I'm bringing back my favorite bad habits to conquer again 1117717
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Watching old friends become cringe and thinking there but for the grace of god 1016211
Reposted by weedermore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 ⚠ COMPULSORY NAP ZONE ⚠ MANDATORY DURATION: 1 MINUTE 320430
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Americans frustrated by diet root beer prices are turning to 3-liters 91189
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You guys ever get the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters but no pearls? 1913822
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Social media is for projecting who we want to be, except for LinkedIn, which is for who we wish we weren't 613518
Reposted by weederdeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I prefer grave enjoyer but yeah I did take some stuff 014326
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Total Recall? What is this? A movie about the US Food Supply? 😂 #darkhumor #youhavetolaugh 1422526
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Clear to me now that my professional failure will be catastrophic and total rather than a protracted dwindling. 1311010
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They should put a little piece of candy under the plastic push-up part that falls off when you're out of deodorant 401222125
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hiring an older handyman to watch me fix stuff and say "good job" 1227041
Reposted by weederdeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When John Lennon died they found 40 pounds of music in his colon 117119
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here. 1555802667
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Getting 10Gb fiber internet tomorrow which feels like buying cigarettes by the carton instead of the pack. 2534713
