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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 6h

They might be entitled rapists but lets not forget that they are also flammable

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 3h

Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes.

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 2h

What do you do if your kid falls down a well? We had to get a new well

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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 20h

Time for this classic again.

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 9h

Historians now believe I was some sort of duck creature

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 23h

Jacking off? Sure, I’ve heard of it

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 23h

Blowing bong hits into my baby’s cradle so he grows up cool

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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please if you can, help a queer unhoused person have what they need for shelter this winter. This is a horrible situation they are in and we should all make sure they survive (although we all know they deserve an actual house, we all do)

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’d say my toxic trait is compulsively taking everyone’s shoes at a party and using them to build a dam

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you REALLY loved your pets you’d get a professional portrait done by HalloDeeny. Commission soon before spots fill up:

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Showing up to a job interview with a fully functional starbucks airport kiosk

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My wife promises she isn’t cheating on me, and so does her nude friend Carl

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Swifties only exist because they haven’t heard of Cannibal Corpse

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🥳 🫀 ________ 🫴🏻 //(. )( .)\\ // // \ / \\ // God ○ | . | ○ forbid || ( v ) women || | || | have 🗡 | || | hobbies ○ ○ ( | ( | \ | \ | 👠 👠

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is our fault for not going to see the mandolin and grongu

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m a bluesky elder and I want my candy treats

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’ve had an original Darth Vader action figure up my ass since 1977.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not now, Dad. I’m serving cunt

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*slipping the mcdonald’s cashier a crisp $20* make it with grimace meat

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If the Pillsbury Doughboy and the Hamburger Helper Man had a son would he look like this or that:

A drawing of a giant sentient glove with Pillsbury Doughboy hats and the doughboy blue neck scarf coming off its fingers

A drawing of the poppin' fresh man with a red hamburger helper nose and mouth with giant hands

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Where was I on 9/11? Idk, probably porking a couple of hot BABES with my DICK while getting blasted on ZIMA

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Tubes are better than not-tubes

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Combining all of the sauces into a single sauce and ending the sauce wars for good

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat,” I say, sexually attracted to large boats

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 22/06/2024

Bart's Revenge (2023)

Bart simpson grins devilishly and says "hehe, homer'll never see it coming- his day of reckoning is here, man"

Bart opens his mouth unnaturally wide.

In a series of panels, a small wet blob begins to emerge from Bart's mouth. The blob turns out to be Homer Simpson, but small and pale, and veiny.

Bart holds the infant Homer in his hands and says
"The tables have turned, old man. Now I am the father and you are the son."

"Papa?" says baby Homer, "please do not strangle me."

"You are the most precious thing in the world to me. the cycle of violence ends now dude," says bart.

"but as far and son, are we not fated to destroy eachother?" asks Homer.

"Not anymore" says Bart

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

“DIAPER PATROL,” I shout, tapping your fanny

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Starting an asmr channel with dad

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

New comic just dropped on patreon patreon.com/Darkdeeny

Superhero man with a cape running into action while carrying a woman in his arms

The title reads: the incredible sexman!

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Just farted. Will keep you posted about my next fart

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Asking chatGPT what twelve minus seven is and then smashing my nuts in with a hammer

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I simply feel that, given the circumstances, eating that man was the honorable thing to do

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My friends’ nickname for me is “mister-shits-his-pants-on-a-merry-go-round.” Why? That’s a secret I take to my grave.

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If you could only eat one basketball player who would it be

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Bold of you to assume my penis wasn’t lost in a boating accident

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My kid says parents don’t usually get cast in the school play but I’m gonna trust in my talent

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Watching Sleepless in Seattle with dad

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’m opening a deli. The meat will be whatever. Who cares

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

When animals are naked I get scared

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Well well well if it isn't the guy whose lawn I woke up on

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

WHAT’S GONNA BE RECALLED NEXT? THE SAND? MY SUCCULENT CHINESE SAND?!?

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The theory that the sun provides both heat AND light is an interesting one

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