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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 56m

Contempt or not, it's just nice being held

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🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤 @sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks · 5h

More of this please, and thank you. #SheShed #ViVaHerAlliance

Graphic of AOC and Elizabeth Warren saying that they are working on a bill to ban private equity firms and insurance companies fromfrom owning doctor's practices

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 5h

It's a good day t̶o̶ ̶d̶i̶e̶ to be cringe online.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 5h

If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.

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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 6h

Historians now believe I was some sort of duck creature

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 6h

Smug chucklefucks being exposed as the dumb fucks they are is a beautiful thing.

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Why is it called a haunted house and not a bootique?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 7h

me: let’s turn this haunted house into a haunted home ghost: umm sorry, but i have girlfriend haunting in another house — you don’t know her

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026

Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”

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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Think about this. We allowed a man who attacked his own capital to be president again.

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Before it was translated to all fuck, the bible was originally a recipe book on how to feed a bunch of people with fish and bread.

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Cartoons led me to believe that I would be throwing away a lot more whole fish skeletons for alley cats to find.

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Me, as a fish cop. "Ma'am. You're a suspect because you're acting susfishious."

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 17h

Dude, your buckets are so small! Look at my big ass bucket. Those are just pails in comparison

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 17h

People don't overthrow their government like they used to.

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 20h

This will 💯 be used to harass women. Calling it now

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There’s a 98% chance that my dog is going to excite-pee when he sees me, and only slightly lesser odds that I will when I see him.

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 19h

Controversial opinion. I like boobs

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Your late 30s on, you no longer have time or energy for subtleties, just tell me directly if you think we should touch each other's butts

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 23h

There's no such thing as too much Italian bread.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

(a long time ago but always love to re-read it)

A two-panel news meme with a header reading: "Far-Right Politician Interrupted German Woman Lawmaker And She Called Him 'More Sensitive Than A Clitoris'". The left panel shows a male politician in a suit sitting cross-armed looking displeased. The right panel shows a red-haired female lawmaker wearing glasses at a microphone with a subtitle reading: "The clitoris has 3,000 nerve endings, and you are still more sensitive."

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

insane posting my way into your heart

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They serve all this alcohol on the plane but then they’re like maam plz stop masturbating.

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh no AI is going to kill us all, because it’s what’s buying up people’s land, making deals with shit politicians under the cover of darkness and stealing our energy and water to pollute our air and water. Oh wait.

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh that’s such a cute thing to believe in I say sweetly while they really want to argue about their flat earth and contrail beliefs. I’m glad you shared I continue on as I quickly change the subject while their ears steam.

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

AI doesn’t think. It produces text from preloaded information. That’s it, not sentient. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Outcome? Well, I definitely don't cum in!

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

moons out baboons out i say

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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

pass the dutchie 'pon the left hand side

A beautiful girl cat named Baby she is mine. Mostly white with grey and peach she has stunning green eyes and has one hand under her chest she is partially feral but couldn't be re released so I adopted her cats of bluesky #catsofbluesky

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's been a hell of a week. The body shop did a shit job on repairing my car. I have to fix what they fucked up. I'm having issues with a dyed wood project, and I forgot how to poop for a couple of days.

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like frosted flakes but i hate scooping tony the tiger's litter box. He's gr-r-ross!

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Flossing my teeth with your hair 👀

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We all should embrace our 18th century French rage. Shit is just too dumb now. Imagine letting such a bunch of wankers ruin our futures..

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Sedating my uncle mop and stealing his kidneys

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

My uncle asked me to fix his computer, and this was on the monitor

A google search history showing the following queries
is webby from ducktales 18 yet
webby legal tailfeathers pics
mrs. beakley upskirt pics
how old is webby in human years
mrs. beakley stuck in dishwasher gizmo duck threesome
adult webby costume for wife
mrs. beakley buquackey hi-res
daisy cucks donald with uncle scrooge

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why do they call it the Reader's Digest if I'm not supposed to eat it?

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

[passes away as a bit]

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

captain kirk secretly ordered the enterprise chef and kitchen staff to kill all the tribbles and make them into strew

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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The person who invented corduroy really wanted to know what people's thighs sound like rubbing together when then walk.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As a white, heterosexual, middle-class man who grew up in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, and who is now in his late 50s, I know that all of my experiences are universal. We are all newly obsessed with sumo wrestling. We are all rereading the works of Somerset Maugham. Those are just facts.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Time for the moon to harvest us. We're ripe for the picking.

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