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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 11h
here’s the thing: when you’ve had a lot of bad things happen to you, no matter what changes, you keep expecting another bad thing to happen to you and when good things finally do happen for you, you don’t know what do with yourself
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SpoopyTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 13h
What’s (One of) your favorite movie(s) that doesn’t have a happy ending?
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fuck off but take me with you
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 17h
Please continue to orgasm during these trying times
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 17h
I'm chicken sitting this week. They all say hello and bawk bawk 🐔
Chickens I'm taking care of this weekChickens!
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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 17h
Wow, such flusterbated! Irritadocious, even!
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 17h
Your future self is talking shit about you
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 23h
I'm starving. Anybody have some road salt?
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 21h
Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (After I figure out this “new” person interacting with me is just someone’s Halloween pfp)
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23h
imagine being mad at me and i’m just over here positing about gravitational forces and gravitons interacting with themselves in extra compact dimensions
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🎃 haunted iiro 🎃 @iiroomf99.bsky.social · 19h
so you’re telling me i have to come up with meal ideas for the rest…… of my life?
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Moon and Jupiter last night
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 19h
I’m at that awkward age where you can just go fuck right off
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 19h
Hot girls hit curbs
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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 18h
Awooooo!
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 18h
Can't decide on sexy unicorn or sexy cable repair guy costume.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 18h
The audacity is strong today.
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 20h
It was me, I did it
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 20h
Hide freely, laugh loudly and protect your peace at all costs
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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The good news is there isn’t a 30 gallon per hour water leak inside my house. The bad news is it’s somewhere between the city and my house and I still have to pay for a plumber to dig up the yard and fix it.
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Brandon @sportsmaninlife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtu.be/ZPDPkyPecJI?...
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Simple Minds - Glittering Prize (Remastered 2002)
YouTube video by Alessandro Rossi 2
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the nincompoopery will continue until morale improves
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m going to need you all to try a little harder
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes people come into your life to teach you a lesson, and hopefully it has nothing to do with math
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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We went for an afternoon walk and it was so nice out we just kept going and going. What a beautiful day.
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe all the replies make sense and I just don't understand them. Yeah, that's it.
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you get all the posts, I almost sent you?
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Life is a tale, told by a dopamine receptor
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Girl lunch
A plate with sliced apples, grapes, and caramel sauce.
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@twosense.bsky.social youtu.be/XNvSdFjPm0g?...
youtu.be
baggins birthday blues
YouTube video by Daftoons
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think I just felt my tapeworm kick
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somebody let me out of this economy
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope this email finds my will to live
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another day I’m forced to get out of the bed nest. Bullshit.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Him: It’s really dark in there. Her: I’m beginning to suspect that you’re not really a board certified gynecologist.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hold me like a taco while i fall apart
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someday I'll know what's going on
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry I'm late, I was assimilated by an extraterrestrial parasite at a remote Antarctic research station.
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꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
another slice of my sky
wispy white clouds sweep across the blue sky and setting sun above fall colored tree tops and roof tops
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
would you like that with or without a hint of irony we do both here
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🐝✨✨✨
honeybee on a light pink zinnia
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a beautiful day to throw your phone in the ocean.
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Nyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not my vvolf, not my bane…✨
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice shoes. Wanna walk into the cold, grey sea?
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Nyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
early morning shadovvplay on full display…✨
antlers and its shadovv on the slanted ceiling- the vievv from my bed
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We start dating now and we could be fighting on a haunted hayride in time
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Milk puns are attractive? No whey.
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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not *single,* I’m *between charging battery operated devices*
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