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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 4h

Christian men love to quote the Bible to tell women how to dress and behave, and yet none of them are telling other men to pluck out their eyes and cut off their hands if they can't control themselves. Funny, that.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 14h

Hospital day with my mini. Send all the love 🩷

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I too am fat, kinda hairy, and can eat my weight in seafood... where's the week of love dedicated to me?

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One time in high school the varsity soccer boys were throwing trash at the fat girl band nerd sitting alone at lunch (me). So she quietly put it all in an empty cup and when going to throw out her trash, dumped it on the captain's head. She got sent home. They received no punishment.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On Tuesdays, we flounce.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just brushed my cat and it produced enough fur to cover 6 bald cats.

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know what you do on the Internet

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There’s a 98% chance that my dog is going to excite-pee when he sees me, and only slightly lesser odds that I will when I see him.

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Woke up extremely handsome and delusional again

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I see a landscape painting I appreciate the craftsmanship but you need to stick a little dragon or spaceship in a corner if you really want to wow me.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Love when an animal beats extinction. Mf said don’t back me into a corner I’ll have fuck my way out of

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reverse cowgirl so you can scratch that spot under my shoulder blade I can’t reach

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[at a gunfight] me: before we start can i ask a question opponent: ok, shoot [me winning]

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

trial and error would be great names for twins

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He tried to correct her post. She told him she didn't need a correction. He got butthurt and blocked her. A Bluesky love story.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am a fraction of a pound away from 10 pounds lost for September. I know it's arbitrary, but I want that psychological boost of 10 pounds gone.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't want much, just some good coffee and a conversation with someone who's happy I exist.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well I was horny, then a man showed up acting like a man.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me a gold digger, I prefer the term heir hunter.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I were a better listener, talking to myself would be a lot more productive

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I’ve decided that people are just a no for me.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

hey kids, if any of you have a reverse uno card that you could play for humanity that’d be great

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

How many men does it take to help one woman? Apparently not 57

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post

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Super Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i wish someone had told me, growing up, that someday everything was going to be so stupid and fucked

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know it’s considered poor sport to kick a man in the balls, but holy fuck do a lot of men need to be kicked in the fucking balls.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I looked at your older posts. There is no progression whatsoever and this means you're doing shitposting well.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’d take an earbud out for you.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is alllllll making a lot of sense

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026

stop trying to make bsky happen people, this place is for the 45 of us who log on every day to tell jokes

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sometimes batteries die because they’re tired of your shit

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Daughter called me from school sick. Once I broke her out of there I discovered that what that means is she got taco sauce on her shirt.

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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

already thinkin bout those after dinner oreos

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't want to be skinny, I just want to be able to sit on someone's lap without worrying about their legs.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just did the 5 minute task I've been avoiding for several months. Please clap.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do not make your girl listen to Cris Collinsworth for 3 hours then expect her to be in the mood for sex. That man is an anti-aphrodisiac.

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i want to be clear, but i make a better door than a window

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my toxic trait is enumerating all my toxic traits for you before we even have coffee together

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've started on a glp-1. Not to lose weight but because they're now more affordable than groceries.

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My flabber just doesn’t gast like it used to

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not actually hilarious and sexy, I just pretend to be on the internet.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[NSFWish] Fat Chick Shower Content. I couldn't pick a color so it's a video showing all of them. As always, look if you're into that kinda thing. If not, that's none of my business. 🩷

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