Reposted by ChamesReverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I suddenly don’t feel well. I’m sure these hot wings will help 410018
Reposted by ChamesJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thinking about stuff I should be doing. Sometimes that’s better than actually doing the stuff. 27233
Reposted by ChamesMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time. 6197101
Reposted by ChamesMisery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Good luck with that thing you’re trying to do. 613158
Reposted by ChamesJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They say make yourself at home then get mad when you eat all their cheese 1012537
Reposted by Chameskorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nobody has ever casually purchased a tarp. Something has happened. 1518870
Reposted by ChamesJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*seductively gives the fuck up* 35913
Reposted by ChamesDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026you killed my vibe. prepare to die 114249
Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 29/09/2026no thanks, metamucil smooth texture, i’ll just stick with the coarse 0167
Reposted by Chames🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/09/2024I think we really need to reconsider this whole computer thing 720157
Reposted by Chamesgeist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor. 1331997
Reposted by Chames✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hey (with the intention of dissecting you) 23510
Reposted by ChamesChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My first day of kindergarten we learned the Pledge of Allegiance and at 5yo I realized I'm not really a "group chant" kinda guy, but I'll stand up and move my mouth to be polite 2308
Reposted by Chames Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 02/04/2026if i hear my ringtone i’ll vomit 18138
Reposted by ChamesNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443131213
Reposted by ChamesMisery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’d take an earbud out for you. 124693
Reposted by Chames Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 22/10/2025i just need to be taken out back and old yellered 39931
Reposted by Chames🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/03/2024Hot programmers in your area want to debug you. 59036
Reposted by ChamesJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There's never a falling anvil around when you need one. 617685
Reposted by ChamesJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You'd probably never guess by my lighthearted demeanour but I'm literally freaking the fuck out 90% of the time. 617176
Reposted by ChamesJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Unless you're talking about the crushing weight of existence, then no, I don't have a crush. 517575
Reposted by ChamesJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hello fat pants, my old friend. 314350
Reposted by ChamesJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Crouching Trauma, Hidden Sadness. 12896252
Reposted by ChamesJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Your baby's cute, but have you ever heard a chihuahua snoring? 19043
Reposted by Chames𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026sneezed myself into the backrooms again 0204
Reposted by Chamessweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird 515853
Reposted by ChamesSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You’ll get one goodbye from me – no more, no less. I’m not a goodbye machine 1915453
Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 28/09/2026calm tf down, monday. as far as i’m concerned, it’s still sunday night until i pass out. 0257
Reposted by Chamessweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026an old lady at the store pulled out a checkbook to pay and my daughter intently studied her and now i know what it must have been like to witness jane goodall studying the chimps 521846
Reposted by Chamesash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Guy in line ahead of me at the pharmacy got all the good drugs. 1011639
Reposted by ChamesJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Growing my leg hair out for the end times. 611652
Reposted by ChamesJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I love how dogs look at you like you invented the universe, when you really just gave them a piece of cheese. 318067
Reposted by Chamesandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11/09/2026There's only room for one neurotic person in a relationship and it needs to be me 420156
Reposted by ChamesUncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I imagine wild horses could drag me pretty far away actually. 711939
Reposted by Chamesdυĸĸнa earl @pimecorp.bsky.social · 11/11/2024you actually died three years ago and your brain has been kept nominally alive spouting gibberish in a complex micro-blogging simulation 712347
Reposted by ChamesBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026mutually assured destruction and chill? 610643
Reposted by Chamessweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026working on my autumn bod (decaying) 624195
Reposted by Chames𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One slice of pizza is absolutely absurd I don't give a damn if it's the size of my head or not 03210
Reposted by Chames Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 09/09/2024who up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, startin’ 1118053
Reposted by Chames Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 13/12/2024look, i’m not trying to be shitty… -me, about to be shitty 17523
Reposted by Chames Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Tropical depression is just like normal depression except I ate this entire fruit tray 18928
Reposted by Chames Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 16/07/2025*seductively harvests your data* 010439
Reposted by Chames Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 23/04/2026me, when i realize i just watched the last episode of a show i thought had more episodes 614027
Reposted by ChamesInTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Getting a new pillow. Old one is out of cool sides 0137