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Reverie

@augustreverie.bsky.social
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Just a right flippin’ goof My love: @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social 💟 Recents: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskm… Older: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskm…

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 27m
I get it blockers, I exhaust me too.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 4h
not everyone knows this but drinking isn’t the only way to ingest the blood of your enemies, you can also toss it with some pasta or spread it on a piece of toast
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 2h
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An image of a handcrafted butter container with writing on the side that says “spread me like the buttery slut I am”.
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 43m
I saw a light grey ghost cat and my living cats saw it too. K was on the phone with me and heard all about it lol. It ran down the basement stairs and my little black cat chased after it while my big black cat sat at the top and squeaked a lot 👻
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 1h
For your consideration; “I don’t give enough of a shit” is a full sentence and full response to ✨many✨ things
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 9h
you never hear about anyone being clueful
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 4h
When that one person who likes all of my skeets suddenly stops liking them, I just assume they’ve died.
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 3h
not to brag but I’ve been told I have a punchable face
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LydiaaaAaaAaAaaa😱 @smoreswhore.myatproto.social · 11h
“Tis time for sleep,” she yelled at the demons.
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Nyx✫ @seancefiction.bsky.social · 20h
not every feeling is a command; some are ingredients…✨
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 20h
Terrified of falling through the floor while I'm showering and laying in the basement all bloody and naked
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 19h
breaking up by subskeet. please repost so he gets the message
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Ben Miserable @mildlyunwell.bsky.social · 17h
Me: What’s this dildo fish?! Docent: That’s an octopus…
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 21h
*dies from shaking it like a Polaroid picture
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 17h
A cartoon of 2 Victorian dressed women sitting on a couch and one says "I miss him" and the other woman says "which one"?
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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 15h
Walk softly but fall hard down the stairs
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 14h
My day is just a Rube Goldberg machine for doing dishes.
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 16h
Validate me harder, like the dirty little validation whore I am.
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 13h
save money on bills by walking into traffic
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 14h
am I doing this right? [existing]
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 12h
would most golfers be considered club crackers?
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 12h
liberty biberty killed my whole family
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 11h
plushies have feelings too where the fuck is my cream puff bear
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 12h
Melt with it.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 12h
this spell takes a lot more pussy popping than i anticipated
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 12h
lol
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 12h
Sorry, I was distracted by the singing of your blood.
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 12h
if you want to know more about what kind of person i am, just know that i will full send and dive for the volleyball in a backyard mess around with my family even tho no one else is even trying to actually play
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More happily ever after, less once upon a time
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Terrifying if literal: This will melt your heart.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some church people knocked on my door and said they wanted to tell me about the afterlife. I told them I’m trying to avoid any spoilers.
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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 19h
"what's today's date?" me: 10/4 good buddy
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16h
My best way of learning is by error and error
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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 16h
We block the same people; wanna fuck?
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 17h
Hungry but not hungry…I just want happiness in my mouth.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you people show up in my dreams can you at least be polite and not go straight into sex stuff??
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
your honor, you cannot charge these crows with murder without caws
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
open.spotify.com
Walking with a Ghost
Tegan and Sara · So Jealous · Song · 2004
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday is the emotional equivalent of seeing your ex’s car in the parking lot
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Cran @cranfath3r.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s gonna be north DIEDaho when I’m done there
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if I was in my right mind I wouldn’t be on bluesky lucky you
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fuckass movers stole my tv
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A cannoli is just a dessert taquito
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pools hot bc like watch me bend over with this stick and work the balls
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If we can’t be friends, let’s at least agree on who’s the villain.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
opened a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and threw away the lid because i’m not a quitter
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I blame all of this on the windmills.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh the disappointment fades away with time. You'll be fine.
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
get cozy, fuckaas bitch
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