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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 11h

My husband struggled when my oldest and my youngest came out as trans to us. Now he helps administer their T 💗

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Does anyone truly believe these are two different guys?

A screenshot of two punny posts, one by @los-los.bsky.social and the other by @gregthemiller.bsky.social. Both avis feature a man with facial hair wearing a ball cap and sunglasses.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hold on, let me dumb it down a bit for you.

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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

coming this fall to Bravo

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

how come when kids play house they're never like "hot water isn't working anymore" or "we're out of toilet paper"

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My toxic trait is leading on all the new followers who thought I was a porn account 💅 They should read bios more.

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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i am not a p-rn category. i am actually several dozen p-rn categories.

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💕✨PN✨💕 @princessteacup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No one fucking understands Hello Kitty like I do

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm listing a midlife crisis on fb marketplace

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Go ahead and dress like a French libertine and let your favorite breast hang out

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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 05/10/2026

Me:

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Is ‘home wrecker’ one word or two? I want to get this Anniversary Card just right.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

remind me who you are again

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tosca for president

Brown cat Tosca in living room with wooden floor and green chair and art on the wall

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, using obscure Victorian terminology and not understanding what isn’t working, where are you going baby, why are you flagging down a mutton shunter

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cloudy with a chance of burnt shrimp

A black cat sleeping on a blanket, with white clouds, a blue sky, and rainbows. The cat is in the shape of a shrimp.

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“wtf happened to the girl who could drink all night and still get up and go to the gym the next day?” I think as I remember I didn't have my first drink until I was 40

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me on my deathbed: still waiting for that Mother of the Year award

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I honestly couldn’t imagine that 15’s world could get worse than getting dumped 3 days before school started, but today he discovered that his bff has blocked him and is dating the ex. High schoolers are evil shits!

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Well, I fucked that up!” me, all day, every day.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For any fellow sad cases™️ I have created this sad fm™️ playlist great for ugly crying! It’s also suitable for low grade malaise, or if you just love bangers. open.spotify.com/playlist/3ez...

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Sad Fm #1

Playlist · sarateee · 17 items

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have a package of sea salt caramel chocolates in my pantry, hidden behind my fiber drink mix

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care

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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can't stop won't stop yawning.

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Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cornell is every campus as far as I’m concerned. It could have happened at any school because it is happening at all of them regularly.

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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

its like you only care a lot

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Patrick Johanneson 🚀👻 🇨🇦 @patrickjohanneson.com · 30/09/2026

There's a sunrise and a sunset every single day, and they're absolutely free. Don't miss so many of them. —Jo Walton @bluejo.eurosky.social

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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Babe what if I built a fallout shelter that doubled as a Bed & Breakfast?”

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motel california @motelporn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Of course he knows, sweet Hot Wife, and he'll be ready for you, when you get back…

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Getting dizzy with it.

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🦊 🩵🐦‍⬛ 🧙Revenant Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Woke up wondering if I could take a nap and go to bed early.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m all for language evolving but goddam new math.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the USA today is National Coffee Day, so we should all probably get neked.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*brings iced coffee to a knife fight*

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

is it cum, it’s cum isn’t it

In an $80 motel room, a discovery to shed light on the origins of life 😳 oh god it’s the cum, isn’t it

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

don’t you just hate when you’re on your way to a yoga class and instead pull into an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

slipped on a banana peel into a profound melancholy

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

already thinkin bout those after dinner oreos

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Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So many murderers and serious criminals start out abusing and raping women. When they become notorious, they get mythologized as cunning or especially monstrous, but they're not. They're average af, and they get as far as they do because the justice system actively hates giving women justice.

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Ham Roids 🎃 @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

7 young men drugged and raped a woman for hours and recorded it, got a slap on the wrist, and this is your concern? How YOU feel done wrong by women posting their feelings about it?? Boy, hit dogs are hollerin' today, huh

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

who here ordered the cumpkin spiced latte

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I only eat free-range tofu.

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