Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Crazy how everybody stops bothering you at work, if you just wear a big red bow on your tall green hat 14119
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Whenever I drive past the psychic's empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming. 420197
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No autocorrect! I meant douche (not touché) 36526
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The sad part is I’m a nomad that’s been stuck in the same place for way too long.  0167
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Back on my bullshit... baking on a Friday night 03811
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One day I’ll be rich enough to buy a super fast car and drive it really slow 1415146
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Men with mid tattoos will go on Survivor instead of going to therapy 312935
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Math discoveries while asleep were the start of the theoREM 57827
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'll repost almost anything but I draw the line at pooping and farting. Idk I'm complex like that 3215
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wish I loved anything as much as Bluesky loves suggesting accounts that want nothing to do with me 17625
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage. I lost the case. 0258
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tried ordering books online and Amex froze my account for fraudulent behavior. They're like, this bitch doesn't read, and I totally get it. 35713
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What’s the difference between an elevator and my parents? An elevator can raise a child. Yeah. 33112
🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone's effort is the reflection of their interest in you. 1228
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now. 812368
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A semicolon is just a regular colon that needs a fluffer 17539
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s called Spirit Halloween because of the hangover you’re left with 0246
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Internet has made dumb people even dumber. 108534
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hate concerts and you cannot convince me otherwise. Too many people. Too many people. Music always sounds like shit. Too loud. Too many people. You’re welcome. 4234
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m popular in all the wrong ways. 0169
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I bet it feels really good for the pedal to be pushed all the way to the metal.  03015
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m tired of keeping up.  23814
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My time is owned by everyone but me. 142
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The best way to say hello is with a firm booty shake. 1013378
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The truth is not fake news. Fake news is when your wife says, "I'm fine," and you believe her for half a second. 03416
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would go out, but my life is jam packed with nothing to do and not enough time to do it. 413976
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I talked to some kids about encyclopedias and they thought I was having a stroke 39136
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I simply couldn't, so I did not. 814460
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is counting the number of dead contacts you have in your phone a sign of a midlife crisis? 914248
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you can posit whatever position you like. the fact remains that brown sugar and cinnamon pop tarts are the only true path to enlightenment 33313
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sprinkling cinnamon on your eye rolls 48944
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How fast my brain turns price tags into dopamine should be studied 16221
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When someone doesn’t answer when you ask if they’re sleeping, that is an example of a lie by omission 35723
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We should have treated ai like a virus outbreak 1314154
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Drake's Cheetah Print video has me rotflmao. 5 stars 1159
🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's almost candy corn season for those of you that like to eat crayons. 97125
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Autumn is the season where Mother Nature gives you a beautiful, colorful show, right before she kills everything you love with a blizzard. 21510
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“I don’t understand” - a memoir 02413
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Asking random cats to be my meow-meow 15024
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I tried to have an intervention with myself, but my inside voices called the shots. 59760
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Slept on my body weird last night. Who wants to come over and snap my spine? 57635
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Putting the humming bird feeder near the security camera was a bad idea…a bad, bad idea. 1248
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Dixon Ciderr @tittsmcdick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Im "took typewriting class in high school" years old 072
🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I look at my mini me and her spicy little attitude. I'm half proud and half concerned for my future. 092
🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm "just got a roll of quarters for arcade games" years old. 1167
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've heard enough: pull the plug on all AI 0228
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm 'made casette mix tapes for love interests' years old 04517
Reposted by 🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026People who's page sends you directly to another site as soon as you scroll, love it. Keep that shit up 14421