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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Any USB port in a storm

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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is fantastic. Good stuff

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s okay to date the school shooter if he’s hot.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

do you think somewhere a parent is homeschooling a kid with the express goal of making them the greatest sports gambler ever

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

(watching the sound of music) bro young Maria was a PROBLEM

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

all available evidence pointing in the direction of banning adults from buying pokemon cards. you have to wait outside the store and bribe a child to buy them for you now, like a teen trying to get a bottle of smirnoff

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

found a new type of guy

r/AmItheAsshole
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u/IntrusiveGas • 6h
AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Cargo shorts? No, car go longs. That what car for

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Guys we need to all do our part to prevent monks from hiking. Remember, only you can prevent forest friars.

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You could not possibly guess how long this thread is

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Cloudy day in the canyon

The only road into an international dark sky park in North Central Oregon

Lonely old barn in a quiet, beautiful place. Cottonwood Canyon State Park, Oregon

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this

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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 11/09/2026

twenty five years since my dad woke me up hollering, "quick! turn on the TV, nine eleven is happening"

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 11/09/2026

i bet laying on a hot dog roller at the gas station feels amazing

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 31/08/2025

there should be some kind of trick or treat element to 9/11 imo

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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

On 9/11 I was playing the coin drop thing at Denny’s in Kennessaw GA. I’d just won a Gland Slam! When the first plane hit and the manager refused to honor the win “ because of everything”. Fuckin guy still owes me breakfast. #NeverForget

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~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

25 years ago yesterday, Aqua Teen Hunger Force debuted on Cartoon network 25 years ago tomorrow, passenger jets flew into the WTC towers and the Pentagon coincidence? I think not

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key @lefttwix.com · 10/09/2026

trying to look like i’m still enjoying myself even tho my social battery ran out ages ago:

a leather chair that looks like it has a face. the eyes are beady and slightly sunken in and the mouth looks pursed and maybe in a slight fake smile. it just overall looks like the chair is disassociating lol

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 08/09/2026

when you think of all the humans who've lived over tens and hundreds of thousands of years, it's so sad to think how many of them never got to enroll in an MBA program, or be employee of the month even once

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 08/09/2026

i bet all those hunter-gatherers ever really wanted was a really chill boss

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Tempted by the fruit of another (country, wherein which I will not get violent diarrhea and die from eating it.)

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 07/09/2026

spending $450/mo on hulu cus they finally let me bundle my health insurance

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026

COP: So, Mr. Reacher- REACHER: Lemme guess. 22 years on the force. Divorced. She left because you cared more about the job than her. Now you spend one night a week with a stripper and tell yourself that's all you need, but on the inside- COP: -Uh, we pulled you over because your tail light was out

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

setting up a debate booth in the charlie kirk memorial corn maze neck hole

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Tropical Bird • #ProtectJho @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026

Got a rejection letter first thing this morning. 🥴 Sitting at $825/ $1500. I have to get another $250, at least, by Monday.

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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

In this house we believe in Pluto

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Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck

This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

ska was invented because your mom said you have to let your cousin join your band and he showed up with a trombone

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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

are workers not entitled to the dick of their pants

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

feel kinda bad for the small hometown IT consulting business that named itself ‘Midwest Data Center’

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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Dame Lillard Toyota would never.

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orinoco bro @nocontroller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Full diaper, mister bond?

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/08/2026

John Carpenter tried to warn us

popular mechanics headline from May 2026 reading

scientists just discovered that fog is alive

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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Good morning my darling little phone people.

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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This is how I’ve been responding to spam contractors lately

Spam message asking when I last had my roof checked.
I said it sounds hot, two days ago, but I’m still sore.

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.

Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/08/2026

i think wikipedia is the only organization i'm at peace with sending me endless fundraising spam emails. not a perfect org by any means of course but unlike most groups begging for money, they give me access to wikipedia

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Papito @papito.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Well fuck. Dolly did life right.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Two words: NATHAN LANE.

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