Reposted by richieMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*at the bottom of the ocean This is nice. 613154
Reposted by richieJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 8hI just need to pull off one last heist so I can finally move on to the next last heist. 27027
Reposted by richieHadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 10hwhat if we kissed in the russian plague lab 10386
Reposted by richieTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 9hCrushing cans on my head until I feel all the loneliness of voices ignored and still crying out. Is it me? Have I really done it this time? I facepalm on a message. The only way to get a hold of you these days please call me love mom 04727
Reposted by richiechris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE." HERE AT SAMMY'S SUBTERRANEAN FLOAT HOUSE. WHY DID THIS CRAZY CLOWN OPEN A FLOAT HOUSE IN THE SEWERS? WHO KNOWS. BUT OUR COLD PLUNGE RATES CAN'T BE BEAT. ASK OUR RATS ABOUT A COUPLE'S PACKAGE TODAY. 09235
Reposted by richieJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So when a baby’s butt is hanging out of the flap of their pjs it’s adorable, but when it’s mine you’re “calling the law” and “can’t finish your chowder” 419339
Reposted by richieJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Imagine if this hadn't happened and this hadn't happened. We never would have met and our kids would have never existed. Isn't that amazing?" No. You would have both met other people and created different kids the universe won't remember either. It's all so sadly unmagical. 1278
Reposted by richieBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Raisinets is a weird name choice. You expect them to be diminutive raisins, or somehow feminized like the Rockettes. What the fuck is even happening anymore 35311
Reposted by richieBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Friends insist you’re like two peas in a pod. However, each pod usually produces 5 or 6 peas. The point is, as a couple, you underperform. 26824
Reposted by richieDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 23hI acted my age once. Longest minute of my life. 05420
Reposted by richieDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22h[after a few minutes] wait a minute, i think im in the wrong shitstorm 14025
Reposted by richieNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23hThere's still time before the holidays to have a trap door installed in front of your house. 512039
Reposted by richieKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 23hKeeping a journal of things I’ve lost interest in. Or I was. 29730
Reposted by richielos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026An Amish musical group called Rage Against The Machines 1322965
Reposted by richieanton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 22hthe recession is not being televised. they're not reporting anything that could undermine the criminal administration's narrative. we're getting beat up on groceries & at the gas pump. please patronize small businesses when you can 183
Reposted by richieArcTypeAngel @arctypeangel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026open.spotify.com/track/3WekVY...open.spotify.comBlues Run the GameJanileigh Cohen · Blues Run the Game · Song · 2017 111
Reposted by richieTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To the thoughts I'm cooking that came all that way just to improvise a recipe, I have a proposal. Let's retrace your patterns on an apron. Mom's thoughts always said "If you can't embroider it don't consoider it" 06547
Reposted by richieFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m sorry could you repeat that? Phil Collins was doing his drum solo 312151
Reposted by richieKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You flatter me, Pornhub. I'm well over 18. 0294
Reposted by richieSad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026literally staying in college only because the scholarship paid for the unlimited meal plan 1123
Reposted by richieDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Senator Schmitt: We have proof! In fact aren't you a former French naval officer and internationally known oceanographer? Jack Smith: First of all it's Jack, not Jacques. I am not Jacques Cousteau. 0165
Reposted by richieDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026laughing hysterically when little kids curse is probably my biggest flaw 03111
Reposted by richieTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It was just too late to return your broken heart at the amazon counter inside your whole foods so I left it there amongst an array of whole foods, and it was healthy again. But still needs the normal store 18651
Reposted by richieGretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Negotiations with the moth on the blinds have broken down. 03113
Reposted by richieBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026trial and error would be great names for twins 922869
Reposted by richieJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yogurt is very satisfying if you haven't eaten in several years. 15511
Reposted by richieSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti 2733487
Reposted by richieJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have never washed a pair of jeans. I assume they clean themselves, like ovens or cats. 613735
Reposted by richiespleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Three weeks, same boots, same weather, same terrain, why am I now getting blisters 031
Reposted by richieheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not enough lobes, really 12314
Reposted by richie 👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a game show for twins called “who’s the mistake” 03110
Reposted by richiealexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026inventing turkey milk 168019
Reposted by richiechris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026These are a bunch of words that, when strung together, will get you sent to a gulag in the land of the Fae. 14722
Reposted by richieBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I used to have a friend who was trying to name her soon-to-be-born son, and she confided in me that the hardest part of pregnancy was not drinking. I suggested she name the kid “Chip,” like an AA chip, and I laughed and laughed. We’re not friends anymore 35914
Reposted by richieHadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026how it feels to post right before going to sleep 0303
Reposted by richieKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I keep a blog of interesting facts about Star Wars because if I don't, who will? 2238
Reposted by richieDominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026While we were away some birds in the neighborhood built & moved into a 1,400-square foot 2-bedroom Cape Cod in our backyard. 33414
Reposted by richieGretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just don't think I have it in me to read about beer, even if some monks show up. 0102
Reposted by richieKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care 720288
Reposted by richie(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 29/09/2026do these posts make me look like i have eldest daughter syndrome? 49534
Reposted by richiePünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026science is an investigative process, not a data repository 141
Reposted by richieBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Math is just poetry in a language few people speak 141
Reposted by richieKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m thinking of tuning my ukulele, if you know what I mean (I’m thinking of tuning my ukulele). 2238
richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026thing about science is, it doesn’t care if you believe in it or not, it’s just gonna be 20608146
Reposted by richieRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sorry that I was in a shitty mood today. Socks were too tight. 16936
Reposted by richiesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/202638 bsky users to be sacrificed for the autumn harvest 46648120
