iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13h

Personally, I’d never judge you for what color your dreamcoat was

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 6h

Woke up with my don’t give a fucks strong and my happiness even stronger

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 6h

They didn’t let me be part of the zoot suit riot because I couldn’t run a comb through my coal black hair or throw back a bottle of beer

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 6h

There’s no moment more powerful than walking into the kitchen at 2am, eating shredded cheese by hand, and disappearing again like a haunted raccoon.

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kristabellerina @kristabelle.bsky.social · 9h

Might go wild and start listing chatGPT as my primary care doctor.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 18h

My Amazon Shopping preferences said Solves jigsaw puzzles recreationally. If there’s a way to do that professionally I’m in.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 17h

There's an app to sell off your old clothes but I can't even give away these old jokes.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nothing like logging into a Zoom call a week early and getting an email saying, hi what are you doing? Meeting is next Wednesday

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I put a piece of tape over my laptop webcam so the FBI can't see me eat shredded cheese at 4 AM. But I know they can still hear the bag crinkling.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Kale is a pretty tasty snack . . . . If you're a rabbit, who's out of Doritos.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

now that's the fundamental difference between us, bro. you hear baller. I hear bawler.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A PB&J sandwich with an inch of peanut butter

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

disembodied spirit entity in the streets ghost in the sheets

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21h

Finish your plate, there are people starving for attention

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20h

Here is a name to consider Ralph

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20h

Before social media, we’d sit alone in our car at the sand pit and like and follow Dark Side of the Moon on our aftermarket speakers hoping the cops wouldn’t show up and kick us out

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kristabellerina @kristabelle.bsky.social · 21h

I’m staying in my pajamas today because dress for the job you want and I want to be a couch potato.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

My hair, when I woke up, looked like all the passengers jumping off a sinking ship.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Mentally I am hanging off the caboose of a train like a talentless colorized Buster Keaton

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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Being really happy for other people is one of my favorite feelings in this world.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

A lady made a TikTok that went viral and people were writing mean comments for no reason. One of them was that she looks like someone who gardens. What in the hollyhock kind of insult is that?

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I drove by the beach last week and I’ve been cleaning sand out of my car ever since

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

The best parenting advice I ever gave my children was not to skimp when buying a laundry basket because the handles on the cheap ones always immediately break

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

me: I can trace my family all the way to the Mayflower American friend: wow, that’s incredi— me: yes, it’s definitely our favourite pub

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I do really good on my diet for like 8 or 9 hours, and then I wake up.

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Quick question, how do I know if there is a method to my madness?

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Every single interaction with my family points to some kind of a hospital mix-up.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Therapist: When they’re talking, just focus on them and what they’re saying. Me: OK, I just posted what you said.

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Jemma @cygnus5.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Reading between the lines of your (6) passive aggressive kissy faces

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I probably won’t need to purchase any more paperclips in this lifetime

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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

There's always that one flight attendant who thinks they’re a standup comedian.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

No one lies more than I do when I say "I'm just going to have one" as I pull a Reese's peanut cup out of the party size bag.

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Jennifer Parker @mrsjparker.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Husband with a tape measurer: It’s only a couple centimeters off. Me: I hope you mean millimeters. 4yo: He means elevators.

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Idk, maybe I’ll become a Buffalo Wild Wings Rewards guy.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

On a scale of one to Jeff Goldblum how fly are you?

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Safety message: Make your coffee before assisting others with their coffee.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

All the Nobel Prizes for the first person to harness the endless supply of cringe in the world as energy.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Let’s go ahead & cancel the rest of the day. Just to go back to bed.

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I have two settings: I have plenty of time to get ready and oh sh*t!

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Excuse me while I slip into something less reality.

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One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

‘What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.’ Cool, I’ve just gotten sarcasm and abandonment issues.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Wife: Work is giving us pizza today to show their appreciation. Me: Sounds a lot like those Severance waffle parties. Wife: *dies*

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kristabellerina @kristabelle.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Who needs horror movies when you can just turn on the news.

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