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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊

@hawaiijeno.bsky.social
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Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still can’t fold a fitted sheet

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 8h
My skeet liking thumb is tired so it’s time to stop heartin’ and start sleepin’.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 9h
SWEET DREAMS. www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-se...
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Massive Semen Explosion after Blaze Hits Bull Artificial Insemination Farm
Fire at Yarram Herd Services in Victoria, Australia described as a "major blow" for farmers.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 9h
dhcp stands for "don't hate, caress penus" and dns stands for "dong, no snip"
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 16h
If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 23h
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THE PIE ADVISOR CAREER PATH?!?!!
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I follow Quake Alert because one of these days it’s gonna be Godzilla.
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is anyone else also just worn out and tired of everything?
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Riffing on your post is the sincerest form of flattery
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just discovered the 1998 Irish kung fu film, Fatal Deviation. I have found a new level of joy.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A hot take to anger the people before l go to sleep: Skyline chili is a combination of two good things that are exponentially worse than either of those things should be if combined. I don’t know how it does it. Chili and spaghetti should not be that terrible when mixed, but they somehow are.
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ugh. Alarm goes off in 6 hours and 6 minutes. This first world problem shit is soul-killing because it has no value or true meaning, but still creates a nightmare and can cascade to true life or death levels of impact.
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes. Yes I do.
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The movie poltergeist
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will pay $87.69 to anyone who kills Liberty Biberty.
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today I learned that Trader Joe’s Detroit style pizza is pretty good for a frozen pizza, but my standards are low. I remember when Detroit style was just called thick crust and people made Appian Way or Chef Boy-ar-dee pizzas from a box.
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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 05/10/2026
Can’t stop thinking about how Dave Portnoy looks like supplement Screech
Screech from saved by the bell (need standing by a classic arcade cabinet) Douchebag
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pasta three meals a day is fine if they’re different shapes
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖞 𝕱𝖊𝖓 @danfenlon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The 6-10 episode format is the worst fucking thing to happen to television
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Do you think the Queen ever talks to Charles Mufasa style?
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Mufasa Appears in the Clouds
Alt: Mufasa Appears in the Clouds
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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
© Paul Oscar Droege. 'Contrast of Fall and Foggy Snow.' Colour woodcut, 1930s. 13.8 × 18.3 inches.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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morbidly doebese || focait @focait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
absolutely insane to me that "vegan cat food" is a thing that exists. you are whole ass abusing your cat doing that shit man its biology does not abide by human morals you are straight up killing your pet
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶Julie Honey I’ve got No money🎶 (to the tune of Concrete Blonde’s “Joey”)
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The best part about football how often we hear about muscled dudes’ ball skills on tv.
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m looking forward to all of the blue list resisters that have recently started following me from some fucking list to start scolding the world for being unserious when they figure out my political affiliations center around the availability and quality of pizza.
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve already had my fill of discourse this week.
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I swear I am going to fuckin’ snap on these old ladies at the dog park that just assume I agree with them.
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
car that looks like the owner listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd we are all picturing the same car
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
October 4th. Brak’s Tales of Suspense!!! The lighting made it all linty. Duh nuh
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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dr Frank-N-Furter report to the GLIZU please
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I gotta update my blocked words list again. I hate the goddamn elections so much.
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Heather H @turbokat42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning! Press play on #Matango now ##KaijuKliq
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Dungeon Meshi: Walking Mushroom
Alt: Dungeon Meshi: Walking Mushroom
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thigh gap is what I call the time between eating pieces of chicken
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A cannoli is just a dessert taquito
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sweet like honey? Nah, more like sweet like antifreeze
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday is the emotional equivalent of seeing your ex’s car in the parking lot
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With Halloween coming up, it's time for the reminder to avoid buying/using fake spiderwebs. They can entangle and entrap birds. There's some good alternative ideas on this web page ... birdlife.org.au/news/bird-sa...
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Bird-safe Halloween decorations - BirdLife Australia
How to celebrate Halloween with bird-friendly decorations.
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BIG JIM PEPPER @papihustle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no better feeling than a dog who is too big to understand how big she is climbing into bed with you ❤️❤️❤️
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All Hail Giant Dizzy Gillespie @ejriley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dark City
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Dark City: Free From Grip
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Blazing Saddles
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🅢ᵘᵖᵉʳ 🅚ᵃᵐⁱ 🅖ᵘʳᵘ @father0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Sailormoon Transformation Art
ALT: Sailormoon Transformation Art
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@hawaiijeno.bsky.social you are the Askafroa
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Raven Amos (Spoopy Edition)🎨🐦‍⬛ @alaskanime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mention our skeets (and you have to call them that, aloud, in person) on Bluesky and get a 10% discount off your purchase at our booth! We’re in spot #4 right by the entrance. #market #holiday #alaska #alaskasky
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Biblically accurate Angel food cake

Image: a cake with a small pair of wings and a multitude of eyes
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Dimi @idimi05.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s a literal plague, but at least there’s block lists: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have a sweater like this. Only one because I’m kiln adjacent (I have a friend who owns one).
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The best maternal advice I've ever received was, "If you're going to smoke, don't vape. Smoke cigarettes like a proper dirtbag"
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For Halloween, dying the dryer lint pink, and passing it out as cotton candy.
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