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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 18m
'The Relic' inktober day two #joncarling #inktober #inktober2026
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 17h
I bought a bar of chocolate on Monday, it’s now Friday and I still haven’t eaten it. For someone who works from home let me tell you that is remarkable (and worrying).
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AlTheColorsOfTheDark💀🦇🪦⚰️🎃🕸🖤 @afizgig.bsky.social · 10h
On my soup making bullshit again...
A photo of ingredients. Potatoes, leek, onion, garlic, vegetable stock, double cream and parsley.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 9h
[walking home early after another bad date] looks like my online sensual juggling classes were a waste of time
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 12h
Secreting all the colours of the rainbow.
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 10m
[cocks head] oh, a peculiar
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13h
have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 3h
Update on my cat food situation. Well, after both cats disowned me for two days, obviously hoping I'd employ a Michelin star sushi chef instead of feeding them the food I had purchased, they have conceded and are now eating the bog standard fare wot I'm offering. An uneasy peace has transpired.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 11h
A ghost tried to scare me by turning the lights off. I turned them back on. We did this four times.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 20m
Watching the opera by candlelight and letting my face wax melt off
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 3h
Handwriting on the back of this says “The Watchover”. Photo from my collection, no date.
Black-and-white photo of a short haired white kitten with tabby spots, sitting up on a wooden porch next to a baseball.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 5h
The only bacon I like
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h
How many times did Kerouac keep time on the 2nd and 4 with the butt of his whiskey glass while traveling interdimensionally during a tenor sax solo? How many brilliant tenor saxophonists died in obscurity?
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 2h
One day I’ll be rich enough to buy a super fast car and drive it really slow
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 57m
Real life solution? No thanks. Give me the fake ass one.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 52m
BABY WE WERE BORN TO PUN
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Used Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 51m
As I turned my back on the last day of September thinkin' 'Ya, not good. See ya later!' it bonked me in the back of the head hard enough, I'm still tumbling two days later. Hopin' for a dirty cast-off bed, or a pile o' trashbags on the sidewalks of this weekend, that might stop this roll.
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Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 2h
After today's update, I can save draft replies. Now I wish I hadn't wasted my wish on something so stupid.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 2h
Bartender, Guinness Extra Stout and an oyster & kidney pie, please.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 2h
In the waiting room of 4 people, they call out “Kathleen?” Two women pop up. Two Kathleens? Me and the remaining lady who is surely a Mary smirk at each like Nice try. That’s our bit.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 2h
In the 80s, smoking was considered an inheritance.
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Needless To Say @needlesstosay.bsky.social · 1h
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 1h
Theoretically, sure
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 57m
I did sleep better last night but it’s hard to say if it was the new pillow or the three strawberry coconut rum concoctions.
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A-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 5h
The kids seem to all be dressing like I did in high school and college. Not sure how I feel about being old enough for the style to have come back around 🤔
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 4h
Staying alive out of spite.
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 4h
two things can be true
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 4h
Cabin in the woods. October air. Spooky vibes. This is why we tolerate the rest of the months.
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 3h
I booked a hotel specifically for a king size bed and after 6 hours of traveling all they have is a full size bed and this is how my crime spree begins
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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 4h
I was just the right amount of whelmed today.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 6h
Hair all caught up in the beard scruff type of hug
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 6h
Giving head back to the headless horseman so he smiles more
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 5h
Oh, sorry, haha. You see, I was mashing roasted garlic into softened butter on a rainy autumn afternoon, and I just don't give a fuck
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 5h
I cast a ward on my name spell today that said when people talk mean about me $100 appears in my Venmo so anyway do you want my Venmo
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 4h
Yes, I said I'd make homemade pizza tonight, but that was before I came home and shrugged off my mortal coil.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 4h
Ye olde faithful gusher
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 4h
Well, well, well, aren't you just a breath of fetid air?
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 4h
Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the KISS Army
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Dance like your spirit isn’t broken beyond repair.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 5h
Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
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Tiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 3h
My only win for the day is that my local Safeway still has BTS Oreo cookies, so I nabbed some. I haven’t seen them at other stores, so I’m assuming they’re discontinued. Happy Friday everyone. Kick off those shoes & take your bra off, you’ve earned a rest.
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 8h
Paradise is relative.
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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 8h
*trying to focus on any task for longer than five minutes* this cannot possibly be the same brain I used to do my trigonometry homework in high school
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Needless To Say @needlesstosay.bsky.social · 8h
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 7h
Sharpened the wrong side of my cutlery, now my knife has been turned upside down.
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 7h
Trapped in a crystal ball by a fortune teller admirer
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 7h
a few ham radios short of an apocalypse
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 7h
it’s simple all I have to do is realize my potential and boom problems solved
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 7h
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Pumpkin Spice Peggy @lilpeggysnowflake.bsky.social · 6h
Me, going out to sit on my porch and seeing the neighbor pull in
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Funny Baby Says Nope
Alt: Funny Baby Says Nope
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