Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackJon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 18m'The Relic' inktober day two #joncarling #inktober #inktober2026 0295
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 17hI bought a bar of chocolate on Monday, it’s now Friday and I still haven’t eaten it. For someone who works from home let me tell you that is remarkable (and worrying). 6368012
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackAlTheColorsOfTheDark💀🦇🪦⚰️🎃🕸🖤 @afizgig.bsky.social · 10hOn my soup making bullshit again... 2247711
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 9h[walking home early after another bad date] looks like my online sensual juggling classes were a waste of time 16930
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 12hSecreting all the colours of the rainbow. 27031
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhacksweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13hhave you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again 429887
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackOor Blaze fae Skye 🏴 @blazespage.bsky.social · 3hUpdate on my cat food situation. Well, after both cats disowned me for two days, obviously hoping I'd employ a Michelin star sushi chef instead of feeding them the food I had purchased, they have conceded and are now eating the bog standard fare wot I'm offering. An uneasy peace has transpired. 51274
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 11hA ghost tried to scare me by turning the lights off. I turned them back on. We did this four times. 0157
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 20mWatching the opera by candlelight and letting my face wax melt off 054
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 3hHandwriting on the back of this says “The Watchover”. Photo from my collection, no date. 121512108
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackJonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 5hThe only bacon I like 731484285
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4hHow many times did Kerouac keep time on the 2nd and 4 with the butt of his whiskey glass while traveling interdimensionally during a tenor sax solo? How many brilliant tenor saxophonists died in obscurity? 95820
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhacklos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 2hOne day I’ll be rich enough to buy a super fast car and drive it really slow 118129
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 57mReal life solution? No thanks. Give me the fake ass one. 031
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 52mBABY WE WERE BORN TO PUN 2228
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackUsed Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 51mAs I turned my back on the last day of September thinkin' 'Ya, not good. See ya later!' it bonked me in the back of the head hard enough, I'm still tumbling two days later. Hopin' for a dirty cast-off bed, or a pile o' trashbags on the sidewalks of this weekend, that might stop this roll. 0145
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackAutumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 2hAfter today's update, I can save draft replies. Now I wish I hadn't wasted my wish on something so stupid. 172
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 2hBartender, Guinness Extra Stout and an oyster & kidney pie, please. 294
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 2hIn the waiting room of 4 people, they call out “Kathleen?” Two women pop up. Two Kathleens? Me and the remaining lady who is surely a Mary smirk at each like Nice try. That’s our bit. 0194
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 2hIn the 80s, smoking was considered an inheritance. 45524
NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 57mI did sleep better last night but it’s hard to say if it was the new pillow or the three strawberry coconut rum concoctions. 092
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackA-A-ron 👻 @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 5hThe kids seem to all be dressing like I did in high school and college. Not sure how I feel about being old enough for the style to have come back around 🤔 141
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 4hStaying alive out of spite. 1416469
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 4hCabin in the woods. October air. Spooky vibes. This is why we tolerate the rest of the months. 27222
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackSIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 3hI booked a hotel specifically for a king size bed and after 6 hours of traveling all they have is a full size bed and this is how my crime spree begins 4399
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackBean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 4hI was just the right amount of whelmed today. 13712
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 6hHair all caught up in the beard scruff type of hug 0134
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 6hGiving head back to the headless horseman so he smiles more 0167
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhacklalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 5hOh, sorry, haha. You see, I was mashing roasted garlic into softened butter on a rainy autumn afternoon, and I just don't give a fuck 3268
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 5hI cast a ward on my name spell today that said when people talk mean about me $100 appears in my Venmo so anyway do you want my Venmo 1224
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 4hYes, I said I'd make homemade pizza tonight, but that was before I came home and shrugged off my mortal coil. 0249
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 4hWell, well, well, aren't you just a breath of fetid air? 02714
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 4hAre you now, or have you ever been a member of the KISS Army 0112
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Dance like your spirit isn’t broken beyond repair. 17708208
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 5hEven if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier 2029390
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackTiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 3hMy only win for the day is that my local Safeway still has BTS Oreo cookies, so I nabbed some. I haven’t seen them at other stores, so I’m assuming they’re discontinued. Happy Friday everyone. Kick off those shoes & take your bra off, you’ve earned a rest. 3142
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhack👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 8h*trying to focus on any task for longer than five minutes* this cannot possibly be the same brain I used to do my trigonometry homework in high school 1133
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 7hSharpened the wrong side of my cutlery, now my knife has been turned upside down. 087
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 7hTrapped in a crystal ball by a fortune teller admirer 1239
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 7ha few ham radios short of an apocalypse 36837
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhack🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 7hit’s simple all I have to do is realize my potential and boom problems solved 35629
Reposted by NickNackPaddyWhackPumpkin Spice Peggy @lilpeggysnowflake.bsky.social · 6hMe, going out to sit on my porch and seeing the neighbor pull instatic.klipy.comFunny Baby Says NopeAlt: Funny Baby Says Nope 031