🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 51mThe one time I’ve been to New York City it didn’t smell like pee to me. 140
Reposted by 🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1hMethinks that in looking at things spiritual, we are too much like oysters observing the sun through the water 311123
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 1hBig spider on your back. Really big spider. Like dinner plate size 140
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 1hDarth Vader is awful. He should’ve gone to some kind of Force hell 070
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 5hRambo’s penis beat the hell out of a station full of cops that were hassling it 020
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 5hFuck it sure I’ll live in Sunnydale. Just don’t invite in vampires . Tho even if you do they’re kinda pussies 030
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 5hRambo’s penis wearing a bandana and crying out- “they drew first blood!” 020
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 5hIf I can’t eat the urban architecture of the city of Los Angeles then what’s the point of it 030
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 5hRenewing my subscription to shrimp plots & nefarious schemes monthly 020
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 5hOscar the Grouch invites many escorts to his trashcan for some sexual action 030
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 6hjedis were lowkey kinda pussies if a bunch of clone troopers could waste like 90% of them and most of the others got taken out by the dark side equivalent of the three stooges (inquisitors) 010
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 12hNo way! tomatoes love that shit. You seen that LOTR scene with Denethor ? 060
Reposted by 🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 12hHere, please accept 19 seconds of being circled by buzzards 2221
Reposted by 🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Delta Faucet Kitchen Ad HGTV 1998-10-14 : 1s 0123
Reposted by 🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 22hLeft my wife. Told my kids I loved them but I was taking some time to figure out me. Bought a bright red bicycle and biked out to California 0192
Reposted by 🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 22hmr bean's tight little pussy 128710
Reposted by 🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 22hEvery time I see a middle aged man on a red bicycle I think to myself small penis 0121
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 23hstatic.klipy.comGoofy's Happy Expression in Goofy MovieALT: Goofy's Happy Expression in Goofy Movie 020
Reposted by 🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 23hthhe human body is just 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘥 with sphincters 25911
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 23hJohn Connor reprogrammed Tilly Norwood to protect his mother 050
Reposted by 🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Get in the human-sized crockpot and stop asking questions 0202
Reposted by 🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They did the clockwork orange thing to me with according to Jim and the George Lopez show 0101
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 23hWe should bring back either 1930s or 1970s aesthetics 140
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 23hKyle Reese was not a very good shot. At least with weapons 010
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 23hI can do that heart rippey thing from the Temple of Doom movie 030
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 23hTilly Norwood was eaten by camel spiders, which as you know from the internet are gigantic, can run over short distances as fast as a vehicle drives, and are known for eating the stomachs of camels 040
Reposted by 🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/10/2026human centipedes actually eat lots of bugs in your house so you shouldn't kill them no matter how much the front guy begs 354581
🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 23hConstructing a theory that Conan the Barbarian doesn’t know how to fuck. In the Robert Howard stories he’s always just crushing the ladies to his breast and kissing them very hard and awkwardly on the mouth 260
