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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 19h

told my mom star wars couldn't have been that good when it came out and she shot me

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hope this email finds my will to live

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I ♥️ deleting skeets

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Everyone smiles when I tell them I was attacked by a Labradoodle.

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

PSL by 3 Sons Ale w/ Coffee, Pumpkin, Cinnamon & Nutmeg - 8.5% ABV Dania Beach, FL

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Zombie Dust by 3 Floyds Undead Pale Ale - 6.5% ABV Munster, IN

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

[first date] what do you think the meaning of life is

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my cats are so starving that they might have to eat the fresh perfectly good food out of the bowl they don't like

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gumballhead by 3 Floyds American Wheat Pale Ale - 5.6% ABV Munster, IN

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

a pot comedy/horror called night of the living dude, post

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"extramarital sex?" shoot, i get married i hope we be havin some extra EXTRA marital sex

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 02/10/2026

it’s always halloWEen never halloMEen

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One day I’ll be rich enough to buy a super fast car and drive it really slow

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[walking home early after another bad date] looks like my online sensual juggling classes were a waste of time

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

ah-hoo, weremilfs of london

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Riverdance but with spiders in tiny tap shoes

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

getting good reviews on tinder, i cum highly recommended

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

if onlyfans is anything like recording music then i know that shit ain't easy like damn now i gotta nut all over again bc that moan was flat alright, let's take it from the top!

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

candy corn is disgusting unless it's shaped like those little pumpkins

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"tits or ass" bro her fully-developed pre-frontal cortex

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hooked up with a philosophy girlie and she expounded on it

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

halloween is scary yes. and spooky. but most importantly it is about candy.

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

can't tell if the ghost in this haunted house is benevolent or evil it's a bipolargeist

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

oh that's my cat, just ignore him. he's just cutemaxxing for scritches and cuddles, that's all he really cares about

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

something impossible

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ALL CAPS by Halfway Crooks German-style Festbier - 6% ABV Atlanta, GA

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Doom Tree by Fonta Flora & Arizona Wilderness Kölsch-style Lager w/ Elderflower & Lemon Zest - 5.2% ABV Nebo, NC / Phoenix, AZ

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Riff City by Widowmaker Pale Lager - 4.2% ABV Braintree, MA

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

not a big fan of the "idc and u deserved it, until it happens to me" types of people

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"oomfs" my brain in gollum's voice: one of my friendses

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

started working out so that i can at least look good when i get rejected

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

looking at my cat dead asleep and wondering what made his little unemployed ass so exhausted

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

wow elizabeth holmes looks so crazy i wonder what tom cruise did to her

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harpy @harpy.party · 27/09/2026

snorting crushed up dracula teeth

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

may have witnessed something significant during an excursion with the kids today

picture of a dragon seemingly being pierced by light from the setting sun on a bridge covered with graffiti outside of Chapel Hill, NC

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*putting on Eyes Wide Shut to get her in the mood*

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"what's one thing you miss from your childhood?" thinking girls were gross but in a bad way instead of it being a turn on

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"spontaneous orgasm?" you mean it just came out of nowhere

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hofbräu Original by Hofbräuhaus German Helles - 5.1% ABV Stattaliches Hofbräuhaus München, Munich, Bayern

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i wish my dad would just ask me things like "is this ai?" but unfortunately he sends me youtube videos either about how to psychologically or emotionally manipulate women or ancient prophecies being fulfilled and preparing for the rapture/armageddon 🫩

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

how do you all be dating if everyone is BROKE

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

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