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Phantom Limb

@hyde85.bsky.social
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Author from Southern California. Formerly Hyde, previous Wordwizard, current Lovecraftian mad god. He/him bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojh… Link created by: @beaveinflow.bsky.social

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 7h
I had a couple of ideas that canceled each other out
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WonderVamp Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 1h
The feminine urge to take my sword and join the Justice League Dark.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11h
The only way to look good getting out of a hammock is to wait until it's dark.
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Charmeuse @charmeuse.bsky.social · 6h
sometimes it feels like you’re getting sick, but you’re just overwhelmed with everything
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The Mmmeg @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 9h
So what we should do is have a sleepover and tell ghost stories.
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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 5h
Oh no, I'm sad. Oh God, feelings are making me uncomfortable.
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WonderVamp Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
The feminine urge to get off the train in a sleepy little town and never be seen again.
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WonderVamp Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
Googled my symptoms and it turns out I’m a bat
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not to brag but was voted least popular
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 8h
thinking I can be funny sometimes is self care
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Careful, that’s my load bearing delusion
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 3h
you’re cool what planet are you from
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 10h
The Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 4h
I fear I may not be loving you all from afar enough.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 9h
Maybe I've been hard on life
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 9h
*through a mouthful of tablecloth* What am I bringing to the table?
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 2h
when the house is asleep then you hear footsteps on the stairs
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 2h
A haunted house? But, it's just Bluesky.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17h
The best way to say hello is with a firm booty shake.
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 15h
Happy spoopy season
Drawing of skeletons waving
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*pins a new location to lucid dream about later
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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 30/09/2026
Soaking my head in brine
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm a pretty independent person unless I like you, then I'll follow you around like a lost puppy
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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm a forest witch and a swamp witch and a kitchen witch and an ocean witch and so much more... but I'm still just a baby channeling her inner bitch
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misty @skedaddle74.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello morning. Be gentle, I'm still running yesterday's update.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All the next day Toad sang songs to his seeds.
Toad, literally singing in the rain, serenades his seeds.

From "The Garden"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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The Mmmeg @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In the mood for something lightly murdery
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harpy @harpy.party · 30/09/2026
just had to buy groceries, gas, and motor oil if anyone needs a very expensive blowjob
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gross and open for business (for the holidays)
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hitting snooze until this bed swallows me whole
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is counting the number of dead contacts you have in your phone a sign of a midlife crisis?
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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just had a nice size Bong hit with a Metamucil / antacid chaser That's just where I'm at in life
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don’t necessarily want to lose my mind, but if one of you could stash it somewhere I can’t find it for a few weeks, that would be great.
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Midnight water, why are you so delicious?
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Chy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PSA: Even us slutty girls get to say no!
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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They should invent a me that doesn’t get soaked doing the dishes.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But seriously, Canada – we’re gonna need you to take Ted Cruz back. We have the receipt
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me at some concert: sing some shit I know
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Think about it . . . If love didn't hurt so much, it wouldn't be called love . . . it would be called pepperoni pizza.
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting yourself into a top loading dumpster isn't the real problem. Getting OUT of the top loading dumpster is the problem. (Not a metaphor. Okay, could be a metaphor.)
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🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Temporal fractures and chocolate milk are still a thing. Careful with the timeline. Don't cross the streams.
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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I always listen to my body. It tells me all the time to drink a bottle of wine, eat a brick of cheese, and have a sweet little treat.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Leave them alone for a few days. Let the sun shine on them, let the rain fall on them. Then your seeds will start to grow.”
Frog and Toad look out over Toad's garden. Nothing yet is growing in the dirt.

From "The Garden"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
if I had to do it all over again I would be the hot lady medical examiner for the city
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Running up that big slide just to glide back down
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only word I’ve said aloud today is fuck. But in 3 different octaves!
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a plan! Okay, maybe it's not strictly a PLAN plan. It's more like 3 hopes in a trench coat. It's...plan-resembling. *beaming*
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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this scene from superstar a lot
Do you have a best friend? Do you wanna be my best friend?
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry for what I said and for throwing my boot at you when my foot itched
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