Reposted by Phantom LimbSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 7hI had a couple of ideas that canceled each other out 59539
Reposted by Phantom LimbWonderVamp Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 1hThe feminine urge to take my sword and join the Justice League Dark. 094
Reposted by Phantom LimbJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11hThe only way to look good getting out of a hammock is to wait until it's dark. 413251
Reposted by Phantom LimbCharmeuse @charmeuse.bsky.social · 6hsometimes it feels like you’re getting sick, but you’re just overwhelmed with everything 2172
Reposted by Phantom LimbThe Mmmeg @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 9hSo what we should do is have a sleepover and tell ghost stories. 24120
Reposted by Phantom LimbRuth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 5hOh no, I'm sad. Oh God, feelings are making me uncomfortable. 143
Reposted by Phantom LimbWonderVamp Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 04/03/2024The feminine urge to get off the train in a sleepy little town and never be seen again. 416960
Reposted by Phantom LimbWonderVamp Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 04/05/2024Googled my symptoms and it turns out I’m a bat 114150
Reposted by Phantom LimbT @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026not to brag but was voted least popular 45523
Reposted by Phantom LimbBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 8hthinking I can be funny sometimes is self care 110354
Reposted by Phantom LimbSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Careful, that’s my load bearing delusion 1357147
Reposted by Phantom LimbMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 10hThe Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday 116862
Reposted by Phantom LimbBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 4hI fear I may not be loving you all from afar enough. 35426
Reposted by Phantom Limbɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 9h*through a mouthful of tablecloth* What am I bringing to the table? 03219
Reposted by Phantom LimbT @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 2hwhen the house is asleep then you hear footsteps on the stairs 1111
Reposted by Phantom LimbAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 2hA haunted house? But, it's just Bluesky. 154
Reposted by Phantom LimbMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17hThe best way to say hello is with a firm booty shake. 88854
Reposted by Phantom LimbT @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*pins a new location to lucid dream about later 1239
Reposted by Phantom LimbKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm a pretty independent person unless I like you, then I'll follow you around like a lost puppy 3507
Reposted by Phantom LimbKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm a forest witch and a swamp witch and a kitchen witch and an ocean witch and so much more... but I'm still just a baby channeling her inner bitch 0359
Reposted by Phantom Limbmisty @skedaddle74.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hello morning. Be gentle, I'm still running yesterday's update. 0117
Reposted by Phantom LimbFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All the next day Toad sang songs to his seeds. 044166
Reposted by Phantom LimbThe Mmmeg @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 27/08/2026In the mood for something lightly murdery 23013
Reposted by Phantom Limbharpy @harpy.party · 30/09/2026just had to buy groceries, gas, and motor oil if anyone needs a very expensive blowjob 0266
Reposted by Phantom LimbBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026gross and open for business (for the holidays) 04724
Reposted by Phantom Limbæmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hitting snooze until this bed swallows me whole 28724
Reposted by Phantom LimbShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is counting the number of dead contacts you have in your phone a sign of a midlife crisis? 813246
Reposted by Phantom LimbRuth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just had a nice size Bong hit with a Metamucil / antacid chaser That's just where I'm at in life 12110
Reposted by Phantom LimbA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I don’t necessarily want to lose my mind, but if one of you could stash it somewhere I can’t find it for a few weeks, that would be great. 1216771
Reposted by Phantom LimbLapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Midnight water, why are you so delicious? 33611
Reposted by Phantom LimbChy @chy2chy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026PSA: Even us slutty girls get to say no! 0103
Reposted by Phantom LimbGoose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They should invent a me that doesn’t get soaked doing the dishes. 13513
Reposted by Phantom LimbSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026But seriously, Canada – we’re gonna need you to take Ted Cruz back. We have the receipt 2417549
Reposted by Phantom LimbShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me at some concert: sing some shit I know 410058
Reposted by Phantom LimbMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Think about it . . . If love didn't hurt so much, it wouldn't be called love . . . it would be called pepperoni pizza. 39750
Reposted by Phantom LimbMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Getting yourself into a top loading dumpster isn't the real problem. Getting OUT of the top loading dumpster is the problem. (Not a metaphor. Okay, could be a metaphor.) 33818
Reposted by Phantom Limb🎃Jennifer Sistrunk🎃 @jennisis42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Temporal fractures and chocolate milk are still a thing. Careful with the timeline. Don't cross the streams. 054
Reposted by Phantom Limbblondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I always listen to my body. It tells me all the time to drink a bottle of wine, eat a brick of cheese, and have a sweet little treat. 714740
Reposted by Phantom LimbBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first. 29961
Reposted by Phantom LimbFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Leave them alone for a few days. Let the sun shine on them, let the rain fall on them. Then your seeds will start to grow.” 017424
Reposted by Phantom LimbPenny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 05/08/2026if I had to do it all over again I would be the hot lady medical examiner for the city 042
Reposted by Phantom LimbBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Running up that big slide just to glide back down 14926
Reposted by Phantom LimbSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The only word I’ve said aloud today is fuck. But in 3 different octaves! 60677124
Reposted by Phantom LimbMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have a plan! Okay, maybe it's not strictly a PLAN plan. It's more like 3 hopes in a trench coat. It's...plan-resembling. *beaming* 44719
Reposted by Phantom Limbblondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this scene from superstar a lot 0106
Reposted by Phantom LimbDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sorry for what I said and for throwing my boot at you when my foot itched 1213650