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I hold all my job interviews inside a giant tub filled with iced coffee.

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Please, no more varieties of "-bros." We don't even need the ones we have.

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Right now, candy corn manufacturers are pulling out last year's stock to make sure that they are extra stale and ready for purchase.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Choosing violence today: "The Sopranos" is wildly overrated. Not saying it wasn't a "good" show. It was gone for a few seasons. Knowing real life people in that life probably impacted my viewing experience. But it could still get incredibly boring to watch.

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My wife (51f) is leaving me (61m) because i never use acronyms when i talk about things like light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation or self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. AM I THE ASSHOLE?

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life"

Image of matter-eater lad from the legion of superheroes

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/08/2024

*presses intercom button* "Release the pumpkin spice." *swivels chair to stare out window* *steeples fingers*

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ

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My local supermarket has organized foods by "Not yet recalled" and "Recalled"

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WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.

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Many of you will do very well when the apocalypse comes, either as entertainment or food.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I used to fight for my right to party. Now I plead for my right to do absolutely nothing.

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I hate when you meet someone and everything is going great and then they ask you to answer their riddles three

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

*wakes up in a dumpster with no idea how I got there* This feels right.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When someone says “Let’s do this!” I generally hope the “this” they want to “do” is “eat a plate of french fries”

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

MR. FREEZE: Well Batman, ice to meet you! BATMAN: MR. FREEZE: Ya know. Because of the cold. BATMAN: MR. FREEZE: And I'm Mr. Freeze. So, you know, ice. BATMAN: MR. FREEZE: I'm just gonna go.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I like to kick things laterally a notch.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I actually wouldn't mind if Stevie Nicks started dragging my heart around.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"In response to being banned by the president from the White House, we will attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner even harder next year."

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At least my sex cult has cool t-shirts.

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I only need one more action figure in the "Terms of Endearment" set and then I'll have them all.

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If you ask someone where they are from, and they work in where they are originally from when they answer, it means that they are embarrassed of where they are currently from.

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