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Nes Lessman

@neslessman.bsky.social
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 48m
Feeling very autumnal
Legs and feet of Nes
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 1h
I find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1h
If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*Hearing your love come back to me in music*
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 1h
Hitting snooze until this bed swallows me whole
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 1h
gross and open for business (for the holidays)
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12h
we used to put our heart and soul into things, now we just make marvel movies
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(trying on new glasses) oh no the world is even clearer now
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 2h
open.spotify.com
Stay
Shakespears Sister · Hormonally Yours · Song · 1992
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 3h
We are all vampires, in a way
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 4h
Local hot Kraft singles wanna stop the world and melt with you
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2h
She had the voice of an angel. An angel who smokes 2 packs of unfiltered Luckies on the daily.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 5h
The easiest way to make me shut up is to feed me snacks.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 2h
Thank you for your disinterest
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 6h
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 15h
Me at some concert: sing some shit I know
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10h
I like gossip until it's about me and then I LOVE it
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 4h
youtu.be
Nirvana - School (Live At The Paramount, Seattle / 1991)
YouTube video by NirvanaVEVO
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17h
a pasta party is just whenever i’m eating pasta btw
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 17h
a blinker to show you’re changing moods
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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 19h
My phone? Oh you mean my meme storage device
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 17h
46 years and i still insist on trying to eat food when it’s too hot
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 18h
I no longer have dark desires since my vision turned to shit in dim lighting .
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 17h
Hey girl, are you a disgraced cosmonaut?
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 18h
You know, I don’t know why no one’s ever told you this before, but shut the fuck up already.
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 20h
Reverse cowgirl cuz my back’s itchy
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 18h
I will always stand my ground, but maybe I’ll just take a seat first.
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 18h
open.spotify.com
Come on Eileen
Save Ferris · It Means Everything · Song · 1997
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open.spotify.com
Garden Grove
Sublime · Sublime · Song · 1996
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👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 20h
welcome to middle age you have a favorite ibuprofen tablet style now
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 20h
Nothing says old like joint pain ruining a great nap.
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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 20h
I’m sorry I talked to your online boyfriend and/or girlfriend. Trust me when I say, I do not want them.
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 22h
I'm a crockpot wizard.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i’m an accident that keeps on happening but the coffee seems to be helping
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m in such a bad mood that my cats decided they should clean their own litter boxes.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 22h
Making a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine if your last name was Doctor but you weren’t a doctor so people have to call you Mr. Doctor.
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 22h
Seems that I’ve penetrated some of your algorithms, sorry
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Autumn 🍂 at Multnomah Falls is Oregon's tallest waterfall, plunging 620 feet in two major tiers in the Columbia River Gorge
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
open.spotify.com
Marigold - 2023 Remaster
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just me, eating food, while I wait for my food
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I were a man, I simply would not rape anyone
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Music is my coffee.
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trial and error would be great names for twins
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah, i know what’s going on that’s the problem
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On Tuesdays, we flounce.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Walking straight into traffic, for my mental health.
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